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Victoria
@beaniest.bsky.social
Yorkshire
Likes: outside, making, beer, F1 and Neighbours
Dislikes: futility
Location: Sheffield/York/Derbyshire/M1/bed
At this time of year, cheese is absolutely a meal.
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My favourite thing about her honest hot take is that it was clearly written by chatgpt.
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I got up too late to go to the sword dancing. 😢⚔️
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
18? I imagine he was getting creative with water.
Last Christmas I made my family discuss what Jesus would have been eating at his Christmas dinner when he was 18. Obviously not turkey. We eventually agreed that it was probably some kind of falafel and I must never ask this question again.
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Unexpected reference to a long-standing Sheffield takeaway in my new Map Men book.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*Salutes gritter driver who's just done my street*
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There's something wrong with this parrot
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I tried to take the dog out for our usual daily walk and HOLY SHIT IT'S BUSY.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don't think I've ever made it all the way to Christmas Day without hearing Fairytale of New York before.
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
😐
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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NEW: last night, the US govt launched an assault on the ‘global censorship industrial complex’, aka European tech researchers/campaigners.

It’s a deeply chilling move & speaks as to why we need international solidarity more than ever.

open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
A message to America: we are not your enemy
Last night, the US launched an all-out assault on the "global censorship industrial complex", I respond with some deep breaths, solidarity and a vibey video (it's all I have)
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
As someone who will be home alone this Christmas, I'm very much looking forward to #DuvetKnowItsChristmas this year.
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am the QUEEN of mulled wine.
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Mince pie update: cooling
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I haven't even had a mince pie yet this year. I must make some this afternoon.
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis

is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone.

NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o...

Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sheffield, Manchester and Derbyshire friends, 120 year old Peak and Northern Footpath Society sign #1 has been stolen from Carr Meadow nr Little Hayfield. Let them know if you see or hear anything. pnfs.org.uk/contact-gene...
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy solstice!
Winter is here.
December 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Yess Kaz!! Winner winner chicken dinner.
#Strictly #SpiritOfLen
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Once again trousers are occurring #strictly
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Seen Nikita described as an S and M binman and now can't unsee.
#strictly
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thanks to Shirley for requesting Nikita's nips.
#Strictly
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM