Coucho Marx
@couchomarx.bsky.social
A clown running across a minefield.
Melbourne. Music. TV. Footy.
She/Her Mate/Comrade
Melbourne. Music. TV. Footy.
She/Her Mate/Comrade
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Coucho Marx
@couchomarx.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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A shiny new penny to the man who twists Toby Greenes head off.
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
A shiny new penny to the man who twists Toby Greenes head off.
To my shame, I am not in fact a Victorian. Born in Queensland but am a proud Melburnian to my bones. By law, am I legally permitted to wear the BigV? #Afl #aflm #stateoforigin
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
To my shame, I am not in fact a Victorian. Born in Queensland but am a proud Melburnian to my bones. By law, am I legally permitted to wear the BigV? #Afl #aflm #stateoforigin
This person, a stranger to me, came to my home today. Knocked on the door. Left a parcel specially wrapped in pink paper, with my full name on it. The contents was printed files of pictures and texts- m revenge porn.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 AM
This person, a stranger to me, came to my home today. Knocked on the door. Left a parcel specially wrapped in pink paper, with my full name on it. The contents was printed files of pictures and texts- m revenge porn.
With AI in the news lately it’s a great time to revisit the 1973 sci-fi classic Westworld.
Primo!
10/10
Would recommend to a friend.
Primo!
10/10
Would recommend to a friend.
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
With AI in the news lately it’s a great time to revisit the 1973 sci-fi classic Westworld.
Primo!
10/10
Would recommend to a friend.
Primo!
10/10
Would recommend to a friend.
Age verification?
Well let’s not bring the war in Vietnam into this
Well let’s not bring the war in Vietnam into this
Age verification?
I wrote my first school project on a manual typewriter.
I wrote my first school project on a manual typewriter.
Age verification?
The first car I remember my mum driving could be started with a crank.
The first car I remember my mum driving could be started with a crank.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Age verification?
Well let’s not bring the war in Vietnam into this
Well let’s not bring the war in Vietnam into this
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
3- locksmiths
2- concreters
1- fencers
Guess the topic.
Yes! Dodgiest tradies!
2- concreters
1- fencers
Guess the topic.
Yes! Dodgiest tradies!
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
3- locksmiths
2- concreters
1- fencers
Guess the topic.
Yes! Dodgiest tradies!
2- concreters
1- fencers
Guess the topic.
Yes! Dodgiest tradies!
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
Reposted by Coucho Marx
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine's Day
Vengeance
Vengeance
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine's Day
Vengeance
Vengeance
My family left me on my own for the night so I cooked a succulent surf ‘n’ turf meal. No potatoes. Extra prawns. Extra broccolini. Now I’m so full I won’t be able to move until they come home.
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
My family left me on my own for the night so I cooked a succulent surf ‘n’ turf meal. No potatoes. Extra prawns. Extra broccolini. Now I’m so full I won’t be able to move until they come home.
I often hate being a woman. I also hate having endo. I hate thinking about all of the ways the medical community fucked us all over with their incompetence and cruelty. Being treated like a dumb animal by a “carer” is harder to overcome than the disease itself.
And if you want to know exactly how much the medical industry hates women and literally fights against any sort of attempts to reduce women’s pain, here’s a quote:
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I often hate being a woman. I also hate having endo. I hate thinking about all of the ways the medical community fucked us all over with their incompetence and cruelty. Being treated like a dumb animal by a “carer” is harder to overcome than the disease itself.
Is it time for a nice little bit of revolution yet?
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Is it time for a nice little bit of revolution yet?
Join your union
lol i did not realize there is an NZ version of the famous nyc 'lunch atop a skyscraper' photo (this is from the 1950s construction of auckland's harbour bridge)
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Join your union
Bonti … look at him! Look at him! 🤩
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Bonti … look at him! Look at him! 🤩
Someone on reddit just described Margot Robbie as middle-aged.
Fucksake!
Fucksake!
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Someone on reddit just described Margot Robbie as middle-aged.
Fucksake!
Fucksake!
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stella is like bitch did i stutter give me a goddamn treat 😤
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 AM
stella is like bitch did i stutter give me a goddamn treat 😤
In the backseat while the Learner Driver takes us to the countryside. there is a traffic jam and impatient cunts are popping U-turns and going back up the ramp the wrong way. Fucking insane. What’s with freaks in Berwick? Fair to say I’m wigging out.. or I would be were I not heavily sedated.
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 AM
In the backseat while the Learner Driver takes us to the countryside. there is a traffic jam and impatient cunts are popping U-turns and going back up the ramp the wrong way. Fucking insane. What’s with freaks in Berwick? Fair to say I’m wigging out.. or I would be were I not heavily sedated.
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.
Share a cartoon you will always love.
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Share a cartoon you will always love.
Happy Festivus to those who celebrate. Let’s wrestle!
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Happy Festivus to those who celebrate. Let’s wrestle!
