The ratfolk's whiskers twitch. "Oh."
He tears open the Snickers and begins to munch on it since she refused it. "Hmm. Okay, so you're what, a demon-fiend?" he snorts through a mouthful of candy bar. He's... oddly flippant about the demon thing.
"You want-need some brimstone? A sacrificed chicken?"
He tears open the Snickers and begins to munch on it since she refused it. "Hmm. Okay, so you're what, a demon-fiend?" he snorts through a mouthful of candy bar. He's... oddly flippant about the demon thing.
"You want-need some brimstone? A sacrificed chicken?"
February 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The ratfolk's whiskers twitch. "Oh."
He tears open the Snickers and begins to munch on it since she refused it. "Hmm. Okay, so you're what, a demon-fiend?" he snorts through a mouthful of candy bar. He's... oddly flippant about the demon thing.
"You want-need some brimstone? A sacrificed chicken?"
He tears open the Snickers and begins to munch on it since she refused it. "Hmm. Okay, so you're what, a demon-fiend?" he snorts through a mouthful of candy bar. He's... oddly flippant about the demon thing.
"You want-need some brimstone? A sacrificed chicken?"
Cheetohs...
Really?
Now if you'd said Monster Munch, that's a kink I can get into.
Really?
Now if you'd said Monster Munch, that's a kink I can get into.
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Cheetohs...
Really?
Now if you'd said Monster Munch, that's a kink I can get into.
Really?
Now if you'd said Monster Munch, that's a kink I can get into.
Munch tonight, so pizza or a calzone.
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Munch tonight, so pizza or a calzone.
I'm like a bookworm eating at your pages. munch munch yum
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'm like a bookworm eating at your pages. munch munch yum
Edvard Munch would like a word.
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Edvard Munch would like a word.
The hedgehog has woken up multiple times during the day to munch, poop, stare at me, lie down.
He should be sleeping but every other hour or so, I turn around and see him. I‘m snatching that dish after he‘s done eating. 😤
He should be sleeping but every other hour or so, I turn around and see him. I‘m snatching that dish after he‘s done eating. 😤
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The hedgehog has woken up multiple times during the day to munch, poop, stare at me, lie down.
He should be sleeping but every other hour or so, I turn around and see him. I‘m snatching that dish after he‘s done eating. 😤
He should be sleeping but every other hour or so, I turn around and see him. I‘m snatching that dish after he‘s done eating. 😤
Edvard Munch x Thermomix
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Edvard Munch x Thermomix
The man has been paid millions out of the public purse. As a UK taxpayer, I want to know if he buys a bag of fucking Monster Munch. IPSO can kiss my shiny metal ass.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The man has been paid millions out of the public purse. As a UK taxpayer, I want to know if he buys a bag of fucking Monster Munch. IPSO can kiss my shiny metal ass.
As rendered by Van Gogh, or maybe Munch.
February 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
As rendered by Van Gogh, or maybe Munch.
*Munch* Hmmm? *Chew* This chicken *crunch* tastes funny.
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
*Munch* Hmmm? *Chew* This chicken *crunch* tastes funny.
Aren’t you tired of *WWUUAHAUHRHRRPP* being a skinny *wheeze munch gobble* 450 pound twig? *FFFLRLRRRMRRMBLBLRPTTTT!!!* Don’t uou just wanna *gasp chew* BLOB oOUUUUHRHRRRPRRPRPPt?
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Aren’t you tired of *WWUUAHAUHRHRRPP* being a skinny *wheeze munch gobble* 450 pound twig? *FFFLRLRRRMRRMBLBLRPTTTT!!!* Don’t uou just wanna *gasp chew* BLOB oOUUUUHRHRRRPRRPRPPt?
Munch! Munch!
Crunch! Crunch!
Gobble! Gobble!
Chew!
Dirty ass rat fuck!
Blow!
Suck!
Screw!
🖕🤬🖕DJT
Crunch! Crunch!
Gobble! Gobble!
Chew!
Dirty ass rat fuck!
Blow!
Suck!
Screw!
🖕🤬🖕DJT
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Munch! Munch!
Crunch! Crunch!
Gobble! Gobble!
Chew!
Dirty ass rat fuck!
Blow!
Suck!
Screw!
🖕🤬🖕DJT
Crunch! Crunch!
Gobble! Gobble!
Chew!
Dirty ass rat fuck!
Blow!
Suck!
Screw!
🖕🤬🖕DJT
Her own fault for leaving you alone with it. Just have a munch - if she gets annoyed, tell her someone on the internet said it was fine. Sure she’ll understand..
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Her own fault for leaving you alone with it. Just have a munch - if she gets annoyed, tell her someone on the internet said it was fine. Sure she’ll understand..
This is a ride. All TV roads lead to John Munch (or maybe Tommy Westphal's Snow globe).
in honor of our centennial man, my favorite dick van dyke show fact:
it exists in the same fictional universe as friends, frasier, the wire, and the x-files. 100 year old dick van dyke could (and 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥) appear in an episode of 'chicago fire' next week as rob petrie.
allow me to elaborate--
it exists in the same fictional universe as friends, frasier, the wire, and the x-files. 100 year old dick van dyke could (and 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥) appear in an episode of 'chicago fire' next week as rob petrie.
allow me to elaborate--
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This is a ride. All TV roads lead to John Munch (or maybe Tommy Westphal's Snow globe).
Personally, I’d munch on that ass for starters 😈
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Personally, I’d munch on that ass for starters 😈
Let's summon some spirits
February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Let's summon some spirits
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I was staying at a B&B in Kent last year, and the owner had two pigs. I thought they were his, but he only had them for a while to munch on the acorns on his plot of land before they went back to be butchered. Asked whether they had names: Not really, well...actually...Bacon and Sausage...
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I was staying at a B&B in Kent last year, and the owner had two pigs. I thought they were his, but he only had them for a while to munch on the acorns on his plot of land before they went back to be butchered. Asked whether they had names: Not really, well...actually...Bacon and Sausage...
What’s this?! The estate of Edvard Munch from the top rope!!
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
What’s this?! The estate of Edvard Munch from the top rope!!
holy shit i still have a little bit of cereal left. we're SO back
boutta munch n sketch my ocs until sum1 bites for those sketches U,U
boutta munch n sketch my ocs until sum1 bites for those sketches U,U
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
holy shit i still have a little bit of cereal left. we're SO back
boutta munch n sketch my ocs until sum1 bites for those sketches U,U
boutta munch n sketch my ocs until sum1 bites for those sketches U,U
The word still evokes John Munch to me.
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The word still evokes John Munch to me.
