Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
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(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
Just type the correct answer into the empty box. Press the Enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer!
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Just type the correct answer into the empty box. Press the Enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer!
You're my best Baldi!
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You're my best Baldi!
Hello! My name is Baldi. I'm bald, I live in Baltimore, and I always want more food. It all makes one name. Baldimore.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hello! My name is Baldi. I'm bald, I live in Baltimore, and I always want more food. It all makes one name. Baldimore.
You learned a lot!
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You learned a lot!
Oh no, I wanted the hamburger!
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh no, I wanted the hamburger!
You know, Rag Tom is really wierd, he's a grown ''man'' and he acts like a kid.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You know, Rag Tom is really wierd, he's a grown ''man'' and he acts like a kid.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BALDI'S BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNING! THE FIRST EDUTAINMENT TITLE THAT TEACHES FUN!
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING BALDI'S BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNING! THE FIRST EDUTAINMENT TITLE THAT TEACHES FUN!
WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!
What a beautiful fire! Let's make sure it doesn't go out by playing Campfire Frenzy!
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
What a beautiful fire! Let's make sure it doesn't go out by playing Campfire Frenzy!
Once First Prize has some fuel in hand, use the action button to launch it towards the fire.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Once First Prize has some fuel in hand, use the action button to launch it towards the fire.
For all I know, the final product could be a free-to-play match three in-app purchase.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
For all I know, the final product could be a free-to-play match three in-app purchase.
to use your brain!
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
to use your brain!
Class dismissed! School is no longer in session! Better wrap things up soon, or else I'm gonna fiiiiind yoooooou!
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Class dismissed! School is no longer in session! Better wrap things up soon, or else I'm gonna fiiiiind yoooooou!
Umm... I Wasn't kiddin' either. I really am the president.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Umm... I Wasn't kiddin' either. I really am the president.
Not everything First Prize catches is good for the fire! If First Prize catches bad fuel, wait until something good replaces it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not everything First Prize catches is good for the fire! If First Prize catches bad fuel, wait until something good replaces it.
When this happens, click the bombs to knock them away, and be sure to do it before grabbing some food!
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
When this happens, click the bombs to knock them away, and be sure to do it before grabbing some food!
AAAAAAAArrrrreehhhh!
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
AAAAAAAArrrrreehhhh!
987654321!
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
987654321!
BALDI'S MYSTEEERIOUS JAR!
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
BALDI'S MYSTEEERIOUS JAR!
Heads up! Some of my old-fashioned boulder traps are malfunctioning! Watch out! ...uh... the Balders will squish you if they hit you! Haha!
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Heads up! Some of my old-fashioned boulder traps are malfunctioning! Watch out! ...uh... the Balders will squish you if they hit you! Haha!
Game over!
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Game over!
Congratulations! You beat my demo!
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Congratulations! You beat my demo!
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November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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...You know, when I said, ''take a look inside'' I didn't mean for you to look THAT far into the Jar-
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
...You know, when I said, ''take a look inside'' I didn't mean for you to look THAT far into the Jar-