Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
In fact, all hair should be burned!
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 AM
In fact, all hair should be burned!
There you are!
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 AM
There you are!
...Random things.
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 AM
...Random things.
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
Maybe, it gives me more hair.
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Maybe, it gives me more hair.
If the fire goes out, that's game over!
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
If the fire goes out, that's game over!
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
February 13, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
Press the ''LOOK BEHIND YOU'' button!
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Press the ''LOOK BEHIND YOU'' button!
Since this is your first time playing my game, you should take my quick tutorial! I made it so I can teach you how to play! Whaddya say? If you don't want to take it now, you can always try it later!
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Since this is your first time playing my game, you should take my quick tutorial! I made it so I can teach you how to play! Whaddya say? If you don't want to take it now, you can always try it later!
These graphics are far too advanced for me!
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 AM
These graphics are far too advanced for me!
Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... MATH! Answer the three questions - correctly - and you might get something special!
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... MATH! Answer the three questions - correctly - and you might get something special!
Wow! Thanks for the help! Now we're ready for the night!
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Wow! Thanks for the help! Now we're ready for the night!
Gee, how fun! What else is hther tp learn?!?!! Not much, surely! Pro tip! Don';t pay atrtention to anything! Thats hwo thwe pros win! Fianl chanllenge! You have 3 seconds! What is:48*7-???+681-2*56//62*1-
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Gee, how fun! What else is hther tp learn?!?!! Not much, surely! Pro tip! Don';t pay atrtention to anything! Thats hwo thwe pros win! Fianl chanllenge! You have 3 seconds! What is:48*7-???+681-2*56//62*1-
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
All right, class. Today, we're going to learn about simultaneous equations!
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
All right, class. Today, we're going to learn about simultaneous equations!
Welcome to the Baldi's Basics - Challenges Demo! The game is still in development, so everything seen here is subject to change!
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Welcome to the Baldi's Basics - Challenges Demo! The game is still in development, so everything seen here is subject to change!
Hi, it's me, Baldi! Here are some great tips that will surely help you complete my game!
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Hi, it's me, Baldi! Here are some great tips that will surely help you complete my game!
Oh, hi! Welcome to my Super Schoolhouse! To come on in, just click on your name! Or, if you haven't been here before, just type it in! And then, click on it. It's that easy! Haha!
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Oh, hi! Welcome to my Super Schoolhouse! To come on in, just click on your name! Or, if you haven't been here before, just type it in! And then, click on it. It's that easy! Haha!
Umm... I Wasn't kiddin' either. I really am the president.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Umm... I Wasn't kiddin' either. I really am the president.
Wasn't that crazy? Every one of my friends does something different, so when you're playing my game, pay attention, so you'll remember what makes everyone unique!
February 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Wasn't that crazy? Every one of my friends does something different, so when you're playing my game, pay attention, so you'll remember what makes everyone unique!
While you're waiting, take a look at the foods I'm thinking of. I'm really looking forward to eating these foods, so pay attention to them!
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
While you're waiting, take a look at the foods I'm thinking of. I'm really looking forward to eating these foods, so pay attention to them!
*Munch* *crunch*
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
*Munch* *crunch*