Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
Some fuel will be tossed into First Prize's hands. That log will be great for the fire!
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Some fuel will be tossed into First Prize's hands. That log will be great for the fire!
I'm stuffed! You are too? Great, now we're ready for a hike!
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I'm stuffed! You are too? Great, now we're ready for a hike!
...Make sure you check out the controls!
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
...Make sure you check out the controls!
I'm famous now! Too cool 4 COM-X now.
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I'm famous now! Too cool 4 COM-X now.
Isn't this schoolhouse super?
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Isn't this schoolhouse super?
Party at the Principal's office! Everyone's invited! Come on in and get a special prize!
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Party at the Principal's office! Everyone's invited! Come on in and get a special prize!
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
Bully Blocks the way - It's a Bully will take an item when you pass him, but did you know he'll block your path if you don't have any items at all? He doesn't block mine, of course! He's also so big, people (myself included) can't see past him!
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Bully Blocks the way - It's a Bully will take an item when you pass him, but did you know he'll block your path if you don't have any items at all? He doesn't block mine, of course! He's also so big, people (myself included) can't see past him!
Covered plates will be placed onto the picnic table. Be patient and wait for them to be opened! You'll get a strike if you click on a covered plate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Covered plates will be placed onto the picnic table. Be patient and wait for them to be opened! You'll get a strike if you click on a covered plate.
Wah.. Wah!
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Wah.. Wah!
Hello! My name is Baldi. I'm bald, I live in Baltimore, and I always want more food. It all makes one name. Baldimore.
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hello! My name is Baldi. I'm bald, I live in Baltimore, and I always want more food. It all makes one name. Baldimore.
Those are the first words I ever said.
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Those are the first words I ever said.
Woah, you've spotted me! Pressing the ''LOOK BEHIND YOU'' button, to get a look behind you, can be super useful!
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Woah, you've spotted me! Pressing the ''LOOK BEHIND YOU'' button, to get a look behind you, can be super useful!
There is nothing to eat!
February 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
There is nothing to eat!
Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... MATH! Answer the three questions correctly and you might get something special!
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... MATH! Answer the three questions correctly and you might get something special!
Congratulations! You found all 7 notebooks! Now all you need to do is... Find a way out before I catch you! Hahahaaaaaa!
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Congratulations! You found all 7 notebooks! Now all you need to do is... Find a way out before I catch you! Hahahaaaaaa!
Bully Blocks the way - It's a Bully will take an item when you pass him, but did you know he'll block your path if you don't have any items at all? He doesn't block mine, of course! He's also so big, people (myself included) can't see past him!
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Bully Blocks the way - It's a Bully will take an item when you pass him, but did you know he'll block your path if you don't have any items at all? He doesn't block mine, of course! He's also so big, people (myself included) can't see past him!
And I can prove it with this voice!... WOW... ah-aw... ow!
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
And I can prove it with this voice!... WOW... ah-aw... ow!