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🦦OtterJ 🦦 🔞 NSFW 🔞
@otter4u.bsky.social
Gay, married, open, Dutch/German hybrid, into play and fun, dog and catdad, plant lover.
NSFW so please be 18/21 plus, and don’t click on what you don’t want to see.

Please only share my pics if you have some of your own to share as well.
Update on the Polenta situation:

Polenta turned out fine! I added some herbes de provence, pepper, and quite a bit of butter and of course some Parmigiano Reggiano to the polenta.
And then, a nice and tender beef brisket with a honey-based BBQ-style sauce to go with it. And there are leftovers!
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Reposted by 🦦OtterJ 🦦 🔞 NSFW 🔞
A timely reminder, kink has always been present at prides.
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Different dogs, same couch…

Nightinight!! 😴
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This is who runs this account
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just being in Notting Hill in the 90s: Neil Innes,composer of Monty Python songs asking whether I minded him sharing the table for breakfast. Brett Anderson (partnered with a friend‘s housemate) picking up the phone, chatting with him for a while before I recognize the voice.
One of our managers is Kevin & was in school with Goldie
Kevin was working security at a Glasto green room when up walks Goldie
"Hi Kevin mate, how's it going? I'll send beers out for ya"
then Goldie re-appears with beers
"Sorry mate, I thought you were someone else but enjoy these beers yeah!"

🤔
One of my academic colleagues looks a bit like Bob Mortimer. One time near our labs I saw him walking towards me and I warmly said Hey Kevin. It was Bob Mortimer.

Please share your very low impact celebrity encounters here.
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Post a pic you took (no description) to bring some zen
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
What‘s best with polenta? Looking for inspiration for tomorrow evening…
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Btw, last night (while running back and forth between bed- and bathroom), Muller and Zusje teamed up and managed FOR THE FIRST TIME to open the door to the bedroom from the hallway...

Lying in bed, in the dark, listening to the cats bonking at the door, seeing the doorknob move... 1/2
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

Pink doggie poo bags
Tissues
Supermarket receipts
Hoodie
Various sets of keys
Lots of ballpens
Loot that drops after defeating me:

3 pens and a pencil
Battery charger
Spare tie
Dry powder hair spray
Tissues
Banana
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- useless pokemon trinket
- popcorn kernels
- ripped underwear
- baseball cap
- 14 unchecked lottery tickets
- beard oil
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My Growth? Wild.
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Men of a Certain Age thread.

40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.

But the Pain au chocolat is acceptable? 😝
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Now spinning…

Tron - Ares OST

NIN doing what they do best!
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
youtu.be/aImd1xqlZHc?...

Aus dem Kaninchenloch namens DeineRöhre…

😂😂😂
Gay Online Dating | Christian Ritter | Poetry Slam TV
YouTube video by Kampf der Künste TV
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
When the bug‘s got you 🤒 , Elly is the best nurse… just by being there!
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky

Pancakes
Sushi
Jamaican/Belizean Jerk Chicken
Tiramisu
Tacos al pastor
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky

Salt and pepper squid
Chili
Hainanese chicken rice
Jamaican “bun and cheese”
Meatloaf
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky

Sushi
Schnittlauchbrot
Bavarian pork roast with bread dumplings and cabbage salad
Lasagne
Black Forest Gateau
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
A horologist drag queen from Germany named UnRuh Paul.
A Creole drag queen from Lafayette named Roux Paul
An Australian Drag Queen named KangaRu Paul.
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My story? Neverending.
My maneuvre? Corbomited.
My sky? For the world is hollow and I have touched.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
It‘s LEMON time 🍋!!!
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university:

Multivariate statistics,
Culture Islands and isolated cultures,
P‘urepecha
Macroeconomics
Financial Accounting 🤮
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university:

Intro to Built Environment
Figure Studies
Advanced Phonology
Italian Literature (in Italian)
Human Sexuality

The major I actually degreed in required a practical lang.
The French Novel and Film
Causes of War and Peace
History of the English Language
Environmental Ethics
Theatre as a Mirror of America
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Salted bergamot lemons (with some laurel, peppercorns and cinnamon) in the jar, ready to start fermentation!!

Four batches of cookies and bergamot lemon curd done! Next stop: combine, and finish off with some frosted sugar!

Myammmmm!!!
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Pick up the nearest book. turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

„What a many escapes from death doth a boys heedless life meet with.“

Wow, 42:2 is a heavy one on a Thursday morning 😳
Pick up the nearest book. turn to page 42, post the second sentence

I had a plan, but it was mostly “keep the hostiles off the ship,” which is not much a plan as a statement of hopeful intent.
Pick up the nearest book. turn to page 42, post the second sentence

“A little boy—the Colonel's grandchild, and the only human being that ever dared to be familiar with him—now made his way among the guests, and ran towards the seated figure; then pausing halfway, he began to shriek with terror. ”
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Front and back!

Share yours!
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Those of you who know me a 'little' bit, know what a semi in a robe does to me... defenseless!
It's time to whip it out for all of you!!!
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Not available on vinyl but still pure beauty… by the legendary Future Sound of London ❤️❤️❤️❤️
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Deutsche Synchronsprecher! 😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DSlUSwR...
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January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM