Smashy
@smashy.bsky.social
Gay, neurodivergent, and chubby designer, musician, and photographer based in Montreal. VERY NSFW. 🔞🔞🔞
The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.
The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.
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I think after my last trip to the bathhouse, I need to invest in a chastity cage. Not to keep myself locked up but to keep guys from touching my dick.
The only problem, as y'all have plenty of photo evidence of, is that my nub retracts fully. Most rings fall off. Does anyone have any suggestions?
The only problem, as y'all have plenty of photo evidence of, is that my nub retracts fully. Most rings fall off. Does anyone have any suggestions?
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I think after my last trip to the bathhouse, I need to invest in a chastity cage. Not to keep myself locked up but to keep guys from touching my dick.
The only problem, as y'all have plenty of photo evidence of, is that my nub retracts fully. Most rings fall off. Does anyone have any suggestions?
The only problem, as y'all have plenty of photo evidence of, is that my nub retracts fully. Most rings fall off. Does anyone have any suggestions?
CMAT - Where Are Your Kids Tonight feat. John Grant (Official Video)
YouTube video by CMAT
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January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
A follow up to last night's @friendlysexshopman.bsky.social episode on conditioning leather toys from a generalist shop.
The painbrush feels like it should now. It's still stiff but not dry.
The painbrush feels like it should now. It's still stiff but not dry.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
A follow up to last night's @friendlysexshopman.bsky.social episode on conditioning leather toys from a generalist shop.
The painbrush feels like it should now. It's still stiff but not dry.
The painbrush feels like it should now. It's still stiff but not dry.
Happy Tummy and Tighty Whities Tuesday!
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Happy Tummy and Tighty Whities Tuesday!
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An After Dark episode on what to do when you buy leather goods at a general sex shop!
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 AM
An After Dark episode on what to do when you buy leather goods at a general sex shop!
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
For more information on leather care, check out @buckharder.bsky.social 's YouTube channel, youtube.com/@thefriendly...
From last night, I haven't blown a load in a week and a half.
January 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
From last night, I haven't blown a load in a week and a half.
An afternoon's quiet contemplation with extra cocksucking (5 sucked, 1 swallowed)
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
An afternoon's quiet contemplation with extra cocksucking (5 sucked, 1 swallowed)
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Didn't make enough 4 rent.
Special pricing commissions slots are up For grabs. Sketch is 70 usd per character. Bw Inks is 80 usd per character. Colored sketch is 120 usd + 90 usd per additional character, fully colored is 150 usd + 100 usd per extra character. 2 characters max. Dm me if interested
Special pricing commissions slots are up For grabs. Sketch is 70 usd per character. Bw Inks is 80 usd per character. Colored sketch is 120 usd + 90 usd per additional character, fully colored is 150 usd + 100 usd per extra character. 2 characters max. Dm me if interested
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Didn't make enough 4 rent.
Special pricing commissions slots are up For grabs. Sketch is 70 usd per character. Bw Inks is 80 usd per character. Colored sketch is 120 usd + 90 usd per additional character, fully colored is 150 usd + 100 usd per extra character. 2 characters max. Dm me if interested
Special pricing commissions slots are up For grabs. Sketch is 70 usd per character. Bw Inks is 80 usd per character. Colored sketch is 120 usd + 90 usd per additional character, fully colored is 150 usd + 100 usd per extra character. 2 characters max. Dm me if interested
Seriously i feel like i could fall over! I'm fucking ecstatic!
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Seriously i feel like i could fall over! I'm fucking ecstatic!
Cold morning (-16C), tolerable coffee, and I need to get ready for work... In a moment.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Cold morning (-16C), tolerable coffee, and I need to get ready for work... In a moment.
Time for some new years piss :)
We've spent the day cleaning here. I'm looking at the AuDHD pile I call a desk in despair. That'll wait a week or so once we free up space from xmas decorations.
We've spent the day cleaning here. I'm looking at the AuDHD pile I call a desk in despair. That'll wait a week or so once we free up space from xmas decorations.
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Time for some new years piss :)
We've spent the day cleaning here. I'm looking at the AuDHD pile I call a desk in despair. That'll wait a week or so once we free up space from xmas decorations.
We've spent the day cleaning here. I'm looking at the AuDHD pile I call a desk in despair. That'll wait a week or so once we free up space from xmas decorations.
Let's start the year off right!
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Let's start the year off right!
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OMG What even is this thing? Who is it for? And does OMG even exist anymore? New video time!
December 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
OMG What even is this thing? Who is it for? And does OMG even exist anymore? New video time!
Rate how you like doing it
kissing: 8
nipple play: 10
sucking: 10000
being sucked: 0
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 6
being fingered: 0
toys: 8
bdsm: 10000
piss play: 10000
dirty talk: 8
fisting: 7
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10000
stroking: 10
kissing: 8
nipple play: 10
sucking: 10000
being sucked: 0
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 6
being fingered: 0
toys: 8
bdsm: 10000
piss play: 10000
dirty talk: 8
fisting: 7
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10000
stroking: 10
Rate how you like doing it
kissing: 7
nipple play: 0
sucking: 0
being sucked: 0
rimming: 0
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 0
being fingered: 0
toys: 0
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10
stroking: 0
🤷🏽♂️
kissing: 7
nipple play: 0
sucking: 0
being sucked: 0
rimming: 0
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 0
being fingered: 0
toys: 0
bdsm: 0
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10
stroking: 0
🤷🏽♂️
Ratings:
gloves: 20
ears: 10
sounding: 10
nipple play: 10
toys: 10
bdsm: 10
topping: 9
foot play: 8
kissing: 8
dirty talk: 8
cuddling: 8
stroking: 8
being sucked: 7
sucking: 6
being fingered: 6
pit play: 5
fingering: 5
bottoming: 4
piss play: 4
fisting: 3
being rimmed: 2
rimming: 1
being fisted: 0
gloves: 20
ears: 10
sounding: 10
nipple play: 10
toys: 10
bdsm: 10
topping: 9
foot play: 8
kissing: 8
dirty talk: 8
cuddling: 8
stroking: 8
being sucked: 7
sucking: 6
being fingered: 6
pit play: 5
fingering: 5
bottoming: 4
piss play: 4
fisting: 3
being rimmed: 2
rimming: 1
being fisted: 0
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Rate how you like doing it
kissing: 8
nipple play: 10
sucking: 10000
being sucked: 0
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 6
being fingered: 0
toys: 8
bdsm: 10000
piss play: 10000
dirty talk: 8
fisting: 7
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10000
stroking: 10
kissing: 8
nipple play: 10
sucking: 10000
being sucked: 0
rimming: 8
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 6
being fingered: 0
toys: 8
bdsm: 10000
piss play: 10000
dirty talk: 8
fisting: 7
being fisted: 0
topping: 0
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10000
stroking: 10
Bridget Bardot was a racist, homophobic ass whose face desperately needed a pie in it like Anita Bryant. The only good thing is her name rhymes with "bravado," a pairing used in the Menswear song Stardust which is about an insufferable yet famous piece of shit.
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Bridget Bardot was a racist, homophobic ass whose face desperately needed a pie in it like Anita Bryant. The only good thing is her name rhymes with "bravado," a pairing used in the Menswear song Stardust which is about an insufferable yet famous piece of shit.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Post your favorite nude of 2025, you can only pick one.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Post your favorite nude of 2025, you can only pick one.
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I spent the afternoon, post head shaving, setting up the photo studio equipment to get some promo shots for my upcoming Joystick stream starting in a couple weeks.
Gaming, making stuff, and giving advice while in tighty whities, maybe less...
Gaming, making stuff, and giving advice while in tighty whities, maybe less...
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I spent the afternoon, post head shaving, setting up the photo studio equipment to get some promo shots for my upcoming Joystick stream starting in a couple weeks.
Gaming, making stuff, and giving advice while in tighty whities, maybe less...
Gaming, making stuff, and giving advice while in tighty whities, maybe less...
Switching it up after the recent bleach adventure
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Switching it up after the recent bleach adventure
I don't like the fact that it's incredibly slow today, probably due to the incredibly fucked temperatures. I am, however, quite chuffed that I passed the halfway point in editing the book today after months of not touching it!
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I don't like the fact that it's incredibly slow today, probably due to the incredibly fucked temperatures. I am, however, quite chuffed that I passed the halfway point in editing the book today after months of not touching it!
Thing I should do:
Get back into editing the book.
Things I'm doing instead:
Planning a photo shoot to promote my upcoming Joystick stream.
Writing down and building on a card game idea that hit all at once yesterday.
Playing Raidou Remastered.
Thing I'll do today:
Edit the book. Honest.
Get back into editing the book.
Things I'm doing instead:
Planning a photo shoot to promote my upcoming Joystick stream.
Writing down and building on a card game idea that hit all at once yesterday.
Playing Raidou Remastered.
Thing I'll do today:
Edit the book. Honest.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thing I should do:
Get back into editing the book.
Things I'm doing instead:
Planning a photo shoot to promote my upcoming Joystick stream.
Writing down and building on a card game idea that hit all at once yesterday.
Playing Raidou Remastered.
Thing I'll do today:
Edit the book. Honest.
Get back into editing the book.
Things I'm doing instead:
Planning a photo shoot to promote my upcoming Joystick stream.
Writing down and building on a card game idea that hit all at once yesterday.
Playing Raidou Remastered.
Thing I'll do today:
Edit the book. Honest.
Pre-shower Softie Saturday pics
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pre-shower Softie Saturday pics