#Mórmons
🎵 Kids dressed up like Mormons
Not sure if it’s irony
Double casamigos
Hiding in a balcony 🎵
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 AM
"Hola, pobre palurdo de provincias que vota mal (obviamente, habla gallego, seguro que vota al Bloque que son nazis). Venimos a traerle el Evangelio de Triple H. La HEMBERDADERA HIZQUIERDA HESPAÑOLA. No, esa no, la nuestra, la de verdad."

Os mormóns nos 80 eran menos cansinos.
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I believe the Mormons refer to it as "soaking."
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
if mormons can have multiple wives* so can lesbians
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
if mormons can do it so can lesbians
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
no one's better at being gay than mormons
Benson Boone in newly shared photo.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
You're already getting the correct replies to your thinly veiled ethnocentralism, but I want to add that no, everyone who isn't a Mormon knows that Mormons do that stuff and it isn't normal.
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I will also say that I think it's Fucked Up that various American Xtians call their talks with Mormons "interfaith" relations and not "ecumenical"
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Jack Mormons (original usage) 📈
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It's only $8! $4 each way. I have to force myself to go hang out with the Mormons in order to get help cleaning my floors. PayPal works best.
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Absolutely. There's no way in hell evangelicals consider Mormons "brothers in Christ" - it's a coalition of convenience, and the evangelicals will throw the rest of the crew (Mormons, Catholics, etc) under the bus at the first possible opportunity
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
So many blanket statements I see about “Americans” are literally just reactions to Mormons on TikTok like oh no baby that's just the marketing department, you're falling for it
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Literally God: im SORRY but some Mormon 17 year old really needs to sing with a pop punk covers band made up of other Mormons he knows
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The progressive Mormons who keep futility believing that if they stay they can make changes from within are going to have to admit eventually that the brethren keep giving very clear signals that they have fully embraced far right conservatism. It’s foundational to the doctrine and not going away.
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Fun fact about #Mormons: They don't explicitly teach that evolution is not real. They actually teach evolution at BYU.
Of course, my mother knows this and learned this but ALSO claims 🌍 was created using a blown-up planet cuz God can't just make stuff appear and that's where the 🦕 🦖 came from, so.
a computer generated image of the earth showing asia and africa
Alt: a computer generated image of early Earth exploding
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Mormons covering up abuse of women? Shocked, SHOCKED I say
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Let my Courier go home to the Mormons please Bethesda. Let there not be a single Legionnaire left
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
As they do a lot of missionary work around the world and evangelize to diverse cultures, Mormons are actually not so into white supremacy.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The Mormons are overwhelmingly conservative for sure, but there’s a steady undercurrent of distrust of how this Administration treats religion. Mike Lee is too stupid to see it, but I know that a lot of Mormons feel vulnerable about it.
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
For a Utah Senator, I will make an exception and grab a coke (which I believe is kosher for Mormons despite its caffeine content)
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Mormons seem to love The Smiths?!

Find out on the latest episode of The Josh Bloom Podcast! Links to the illustrated Substack post (read!) and podcast feed (listen!) below.

• Substack: superjews.substack.com/p/episode-60...
• Podcast: pod.link/1775967463
Episode #60: Bloom Brothers Stage a Summit, Mormons Seem To Love The Smiths, What Is The Accutrac 4000?, Josh Gets Lost in Harlem
Listen now | Real-life stories and real-time commentary by Josh Bloom — hopeful, humble, and often humorous and humiliating at the same time.
superjews.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I don’t think in all circles Catholics are accepted like you say. They may be being used for their votes, but mostly I think Catholics & Mormons are not included fully in social circles. As things fall apart the true feelings of the Evangelicals may be revealed.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Leonard nimoy is of the Jewish faith but Mormons decided he must be baptized as a Mormon post mortem against the explicit wishes of the family
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM