#Chucklefuck
Fell asleep next to someone I'd rather spend my valentine's with over any narcissist or toxic positivity having chucklefuck.
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 AM
If we could pay delivery drivers well enough to get Chinese food, pizza and KFC delivered in the 90s we could do it again, it's just these chucklefuck CEOs don't want to.
Grim news out of Seattle: we passed an ordinance raising the pay of delivery drivers, but the result has been fewer delivery orders, leaving many of them worse off.

It may just be that "instant delivery of your food" is not a practical business & only exploitation can make it "work."
Seattle's gig worker law was supposed to boost pay. It did at first, until orders dropped
It’s been two years since Seattle’s gig worker minimum wage took effect. It was intended to boost labor standards for app-based drivers who deliver food for companies like DoorDash or Uber Eats. How h...
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February 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Newsom chucklefuck brigade is mega cringe.
February 15, 2026 at 5:17 AM
People used to keep their Nazi thoughts hidden because there used to be real social consequences of aligning yourself with that ideology.

Then my country voted in a chucklefuck that uses too much bronzer.
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Most of us who buy our own groceries, which I'm guessing is not chucklefuck?, have had that experience of like ok gonna buy this thing that I always do, oh wait it's 3 times the price? And you notice that happen like 8 times in a row. It's not fucking rocket surgery to realize something's up.
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
GODDD I hate the Chucklefuck brothers

Go Quinny!!!
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Every year I go through the trenches to buy an inexpensive shoe that can withstand my walking habits and think "Yay, this is perfect I can just buy this one in perpetuity" and Every Year I find out some chucklefuck in an office somewhere discontinued my Good and Comfortable Shoe.
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I was afraid posting my SFW stuff under the Elpida handle would further risk some chucklefuck revealing the identities and I'd be at high risk of losing job opportunities in a possible art career (e.g. at a game/animation studio).

With how things are now, though. I'll probably...🧵
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Think about the average person you went to school with, if you're introverted and antisocial like me (first off I'm sorry) but you likely cringed a little cause people tend to annoy or frustrate you.
Take the most basic, braindead chucklefuck from your class & that scientist is deadass saying:
February 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Piece of shit cuck edge lord beta Stephen Miller has said as much. Now, his demise will be so much more interesting to watch than ol' grampa chucklefuck, don't you think?
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Hawkman the Insufferable. How many years does this chucklefuck act like this? Because I know he isn't some bible thumping loser later one
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"Some foundation", you chucklefuck, this is a problem of your(USA) own making. Eroding international trust sure is a diplomatic stance.
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
this is like when someone calls you a chucklefuck
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
People in the comments are also clarifying that it was because the client showed the information to an LLM before consulting lawyers.

So the ruling is more "Don't go to AI for legal advise, you chucklefuck."
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Oh look, Blue MAGA chucklefuck pulling out the basement dweller line. I always find this funny... since I only had my mom in my life and she's in West Virginia while I'm in WA State.
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
You are doing more harm to your own cause than cause me any form of emotional or psychic damage you think you are. Sorry that you are a joyless, sad, lonely chucklefuck.
February 14, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Captain Chucklefuck Schumer is a weak sister, vote him gone. You don't "rein in" an out-of-control organism, you isolate and kill it.
C’mon, Chuck. You’re fighting to “rein in” ICE? DEFUND ICE.
This is why there must be a full, independent investigation of every incident that ICE has been involved in. DHS and this administration cannot be trusted to carry out investigations on their own.

And it’s why Democrats are fighting to rein in ICE.
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Can we all agree Mike Lee is a Nazi chucklefuck? "If Jews are innocent of crimes, why are they hiding from the Gestapo? Huh, answer me that. Checkmate."

That's not the flex he thinks it is.
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
someone should push this chucklefuck down some stairs
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
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February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
At the very least, she needs to Chucklefuck out of the Senate.
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
OH I remember why I blocked this chucklefuck
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM