#AssMen
I didn’t know that was a whole church devoted to my fetish, but in namine badonk, et spiritus adonk, assmen.
Was no one going to tell me that the Oessetians have their own religion thing happening?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assianism
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Assmen.. in them thar hills
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Someday: There might be life on Uranus-

Daddy how did the intergalactic war start? Well. We kept calling the Assmen... assmen. They didn´t like that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My fellow Assmen I want to remind you that you don’t have to follow illegal orders
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Hey now, stop disrespecting assmen.
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There’s no Assmen’s day parade but you don’t see the Assmen complaining about it online, do you
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
the order is coming down from top assmen
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Assmen be oscillating
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They’ve declared open season on the Assmen
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bosnian assmen in shambles.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Alright assmen let’s get that bread
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Society would collapse within the span of a single day without the local assmen
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Assmen be Unveiling
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I had these two to eat and enjoy by myself for the entire weekend. #gayporn #gayass #gaysex #gaytoronto #assplay #assmen #eatass
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM