Dr. Reinheitsgebot
@malzliebchen.bsky.social
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Fuck all of you who can see the lights, this is all I get even with a 5 sec exposure
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fuck all of you who can see the lights, this is all I get even with a 5 sec exposure
I’m in sweats, I’ve already had a cappuccino, my four-year-old is still asleep and I’m watching the WGN morning news.
Pure fucking bliss.
Pure fucking bliss.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m in sweats, I’ve already had a cappuccino, my four-year-old is still asleep and I’m watching the WGN morning news.
Pure fucking bliss.
Pure fucking bliss.
For the record, I’m open to taking money from them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
For the record, I’m open to taking money from them.
Make fire. Drink alcohol.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Make fire. Drink alcohol.
Who up beefing they stew?
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Who up beefing they stew?
Back yard is now winter ready!
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Back yard is now winter ready!
WHY DOES THIS MAN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HES SHITTING HIS PANTS?!
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WHY DOES THIS MAN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HES SHITTING HIS PANTS?!
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The moderate position is now a quick and painless [redacted] for these people.
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The moderate position is now a quick and painless [redacted] for these people.
This is the juice that this site needs more of. Less thinking about the horrors of life, more man on all fours with a slice of pizza in his mouth.
This image will self destruct when I remember to delete it
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is the juice that this site needs more of. Less thinking about the horrors of life, more man on all fours with a slice of pizza in his mouth.
I hold that if someone deadnames you, you can [redacted] them.
BREAKING: The Sixth Circuit, in a 10-7 en banc decision, holds that an Ohio school district's anti-bullying policy that requires students to use children's preferred pronouns is likely unconstitutional on these facts.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I hold that if someone deadnames you, you can [redacted] them.
We’re going to be here a while
Ellis still citing federal agents' violence, use of tear gas, etc.
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We’re going to be here a while
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Ellis attacks the characterization of rapid responders as "agitators":
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ellis attacks the characterization of rapid responders as "agitators":
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
"Describing rapid response networks - neighborhood moms - as professional agitators shows just how out of touch these agents are," Ellis says.
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"Overall, this calls into question everything defendants say they are doing," Ellis says.
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Overall, this calls into question everything defendants say they are doing," Ellis says.
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"I find the defendants' evidence simply not credible," Ellis says, going through examples for the courtroom.
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"I find the defendants' evidence simply not credible," Ellis says, going through examples for the courtroom.
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Current* conditions near Montreal River Harbour, ON:
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Current* conditions near Montreal River Harbour, ON:
Cooking some Italian food and listening to Rigoletto 🤌🤌🤌
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cooking some Italian food and listening to Rigoletto 🤌🤌🤌
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“I cummed for 3 hours straight and it took a zamboni to fix the damage I had done. I’m also in the hospital“
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“I cummed for 3 hours straight and it took a zamboni to fix the damage I had done. I’m also in the hospital“
You could axe a lot or axe a little or even axolotl!
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You could axe a lot or axe a little or even axolotl!
We’re gonna start having real good food in this house because I just ordered a pound of aji-no-moto
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We’re gonna start having real good food in this house because I just ordered a pound of aji-no-moto
Good morning to everybody with animals or children.
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good morning to everybody with animals or children.
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Having kids really kill the cool hobbies
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Having kids really kill the cool hobbies
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Protesters playing music again to keep their spirits up against a half dozen different local and federal agencies.
"Some of those that work forces...are the same that burn crosses!"
"Some of those that work forces...are the same that burn crosses!"
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Protesters playing music again to keep their spirits up against a half dozen different local and federal agencies.
"Some of those that work forces...are the same that burn crosses!"
"Some of those that work forces...are the same that burn crosses!"
Serial [redacted] ideas:
The ICE crusher: guy who uses a hydraulic press
The ICE breaker: guy who breaks bones
The ICE sculptor: guy who uses a mini chainsaw
The ICE melter: guy who uses sulfuric acid
The ICE crusher: guy who uses a hydraulic press
The ICE breaker: guy who breaks bones
The ICE sculptor: guy who uses a mini chainsaw
The ICE melter: guy who uses sulfuric acid
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Serial [redacted] ideas:
The ICE crusher: guy who uses a hydraulic press
The ICE breaker: guy who breaks bones
The ICE sculptor: guy who uses a mini chainsaw
The ICE melter: guy who uses sulfuric acid
The ICE crusher: guy who uses a hydraulic press
The ICE breaker: guy who breaks bones
The ICE sculptor: guy who uses a mini chainsaw
The ICE melter: guy who uses sulfuric acid