Dr. Reinheitsgebot
@malzliebchen.bsky.social
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
You’re wrong. So wrong.
She’ll fundraise off of it.
She’ll fundraise off of it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You’re wrong. So wrong.
She’ll fundraise off of it.
She’ll fundraise off of it.
Or just name the next one Fuck ICE
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Or just name the next one Fuck ICE
Na, piss put the cell at ICE. Pick up your shit and throw it at them.
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Na, piss put the cell at ICE. Pick up your shit and throw it at them.
They were helping him. The frequency with which they killed off children in the first season is fucked up. Like I’m thinking about the drowning one now and crying
January 18, 2026 at 4:32 AM
They were helping him. The frequency with which they killed off children in the first season is fucked up. Like I’m thinking about the drowning one now and crying
The penis draining? Nothing. But kids dying fucks me up
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The penis draining? Nothing. But kids dying fucks me up
No kids being killed, haven’t cried yet
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
No kids being killed, haven’t cried yet
So he’s a fucking idiot
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
So he’s a fucking idiot
Does he help wiw Gregy wipe?
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Does he help wiw Gregy wipe?
I can’t wait until people [redacted] his [redacted] through the streets
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I can’t wait until people [redacted] his [redacted] through the streets
You stole my cat?
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
You stole my cat?
Well you see the government has declared war on us
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Well you see the government has declared war on us
So agree to a 10 septillion USD sale
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
So agree to a 10 septillion USD sale
Chemical weapons aren’t banned
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Chemical weapons aren’t banned
Is he aware that everything America does teaches me to hate America and want it to die?
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Is he aware that everything America does teaches me to hate America and want it to die?
I support us going to war with NATO, with the hope that we lose and America ceases to exist.
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I support us going to war with NATO, with the hope that we lose and America ceases to exist.
But then his grave can’t be a public restroom
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
But then his grave can’t be a public restroom
Strategic because that’s after the Bears win the Super Bowl and he dies on the same day.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Strategic because that’s after the Bears win the Super Bowl and he dies on the same day.
I need more like all the tricks that the rich people use to get out of paying any taxes. Legal ways.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I need more like all the tricks that the rich people use to get out of paying any taxes. Legal ways.
But which? Department chair? Principal? Network chief? CEO? Mayor? Governor? President?
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
But which? Department chair? Principal? Network chief? CEO? Mayor? Governor? President?
They’re taken straight out of my paycheck
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
They’re taken straight out of my paycheck
It’s not enough. I need more tax credits.
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
It’s not enough. I need more tax credits.
I don’t see a way forward without violence.
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I don’t see a way forward without violence.
Can I just make an LLC and claim all my life expenses as loses?
January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Can I just make an LLC and claim all my life expenses as loses?