Dr. Reinheitsgebot
@malzliebchen.bsky.social
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher, Comptroller of ANTIFA. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
Hey chat, how do I get out of paying any federal taxes?
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hey chat, how do I get out of paying any federal taxes?
Hey Siri, give me an example of a cuck.
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Hey Siri, give me an example of a cuck.
I too support choice.
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I too support choice.
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hello. my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. let’s turn the temperature down.
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
hello. my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. let’s turn the temperature down.
I’ve got two kids, all children are terrorists.
guys what if that baby was a terrorist
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I’ve got two kids, all children are terrorists.
The key thing missing here is that you throw them into a dungeon and then you lock them up and you don’t feed them ever
Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The key thing missing here is that you throw them into a dungeon and then you lock them up and you don’t feed them ever
I need to buy more guns
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I need to buy more guns
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*clears through*
DA BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
DA BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
*clears through*
DA BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
DA BEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
The Bears win the Super Bowl this year, Trump croaks that night. All divine intervention due to His Holiness Leo.
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The Bears win the Super Bowl this year, Trump croaks that night. All divine intervention due to His Holiness Leo.
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Democrats version of “holding the line” against king pedophile and his state-sponsored terror groups that are murdering unarmed motorists and using chemical weapons on children is to lock up anyone who organizes meaningfully against it
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Democrats version of “holding the line” against king pedophile and his state-sponsored terror groups that are murdering unarmed motorists and using chemical weapons on children is to lock up anyone who organizes meaningfully against it
Skulls are bones! ✨🌈✨
Bones and skulls visible in the back seat of a car near an abandoned cemetery on Philadelphia’s outskirts led police to a basement filled with body parts, which authorities say were hoarded by a man now accused of stealing about 100 sets of human remains.
https://cnn.it/4jvGTey
https://cnn.it/4jvGTey
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Skulls are bones! ✨🌈✨
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
Oh neat, a flash flood warning in January
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Oh neat, a flash flood warning in January
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no matter; i’m fine with responding with the truth about who murdered renee good, and that’s jonathan ross of carver county MN who works out of the st. paul ICE field office.
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
no matter; i’m fine with responding with the truth about who murdered renee good, and that’s jonathan ross of carver county MN who works out of the st. paul ICE field office.
Vowing to imprison everybody in ICE and this administration will get me to reluctantly vote for you. That’s the bare minimum, buddy.
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Vowing to imprison everybody in ICE and this administration will get me to reluctantly vote for you. That’s the bare minimum, buddy.
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More coach feet pictures
January 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
More coach feet pictures
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...Was he the source of the green eggs?
January 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
...Was he the source of the green eggs?
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plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
Cooking a dish with 15 garlic cloves tonight. Rip my wife later. #garlicfarts
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Cooking a dish with 15 garlic cloves tonight. Rip my wife later. #garlicfarts