#2-Step
Step 1: Manhattan.
Step 2: Everywhere else.
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…

* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M

So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How to rizz a fat girl... Step 1: stare at her belly in a bar
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit

C/ for @Leem44926123 on Twitter !!!!
//PUBLIC RELEASE
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Step 1: Hang a @latexboy.bsky.social
Step 2: Zapp it until it's raging
Step 3: Release the gimp on my butt
Step 4: Have my brains pounded out for an hour by a desensitized gimp

😊
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Heritage Guide to the Constitution? Must have been quite short:
Step 1: Buy gasoline
Step 2: Buy matches
Step 3: Put Constitution on ground
Step 4: Douse with gasoline
Step 5: Light match
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
step 1) try to sell recipes
step 2) whine about, and threaten violence to, women
step 3)
Who is asking for this
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Step 1: declare furry and therianism religious organizations, one of the oldest on the planet.

Step 2: all forms of furry art become protected speech and all furry cons become tax-free.

Step 3: sue payment processors into oblivion on religious freedom.

Step 4: invest settlement money in DLsite.
Limestone figure wearing a mask
Cypriot
2nd quarter of the 6th century BCE
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i have a three step plan for dealing with Gen Z republicans

1. Ask Gen Z’ers which party they belong to.

2. Gather everyone who responds “Republican” into one physical location.

Follow to learn step 3
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
step 1: i do zzzero 2.3 and 2.4 so im ready to play 2.5 when it comes out
step 2: intermittently work on hi3rd story and dawntrail story.
step 3: kiss my girlfriends
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Please pray tell what Palestinians are supposed to do in response? Pray tell how condemning Israel's overt acts of violence is "antisemitic?"

Maybe Hillary Clinton can step down from her ivory tower to smugly tell us how we don’t understand the history or we’re too ignorant to get the context.

2/2
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hang on this can't be right let me check the instructions... ah dang it
December 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Step 1. cum in your diaper
Step 2. Get caught red-handed
Step 3. Get lifted onto the changing table
Step 4. Get unexpected changies
Step 5. Discover you’re tied down
Step 6. Plead as the cage is locked into you
Step 7. Whimper as the diaper is taped back on
Step 8. Leak pre during naptime
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Step 2
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Step 1: Make up problem that is at least as hard as the Halting Problem.
Step 2: Notice that this problem is NP-Hard. Forget that it is actually impossible (inc. for humans), as defined.
Step 3: Declare anything that can't solve this problem is strictly inferior to humans.
Step 4: Assume P =/= NP.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every year, we’re reminded of something powerful: community is stronger than crisis. At World Central Kitchen, we see it again and again—when disaster strikes, the very people most impacted are the ones who step up to care for their neighbors. That is the heart of our work. #ChefsForTheWorld (1/2)
December 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
As promised in our newsletter, we're organizing a giveaway of the Summer Eternal Anthology Deluxe Firestarter Bundle!

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Repost this post

Winner receives one free pre-order for the Anthology Deluxe Bundle.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
kind of interesting that we aren’t seeing any protests rise up against this obvious big step toward absolute censorial repression of any and all political enemies, both real and perceived www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Trump administration prepares sweeping crackdown on leftist networks
The Justice Department’s program to root out violent “Antifa” extremism is raising First Amendment concerns.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Step 2: Open in a location NOT in front of family 🤣🙈
December 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Also, as we collect the next 100 jars of Retumbo ($80 per jar), part of them will go to Viacheslav.

We’re moving forward step by step — with gunpowder, with scopes, with everything that’s needed.

Every scontribution matters!!!
chornomorets.notepin.co

Thank you to everyone who helps us!!!
2/2
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Step 1: Don't evolve Snorunt into a Glalie at all
Step 2: Get a Dawn Stone
Step 3: Evolve it into a Froslass instead
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wakaba Higuchi 樋口新葉
2A3T(step), 3Lz, 3Lo, 3S, 3Lz2A2T, 3S2T, 3F(e?ur?step)
TES 67.43, PCS 66.16, FS 133.59, TOTAL 203.06 into 1st - for her to go 200+ in a season that has been so difficult, this is truly something
bit.ly/49mjTet #全日本フィギュア
2025-26 Japan Nationals play-by-play/results: Women's free skate — Rocker Skating - Figure Skating Analysis by Jackie Wong
Live stream and play-by-play of the women’s free skate at 2025-26 All Japan Figure Skating Championships
bit.ly
December 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Step 1: Trump regime drastically cuts safety regulations required to permit & operate small nuclear reactors.

Step 2 (less than a week later): Trump's private business decides to get into the business of permitting & operating small nuclear reactors.
The #MurdochJournal treats this as just another business deal, not the grift and corruption it is. How can anyone trust the Journal on anything regarding business?
How Trump Spun a Social Network Into a Nuclear-Fusion Company
www.wsj.com/business/tru...
How Trump Spun a Social Network Into a Nuclear-Fusion Company
A media company backed by the president’s family is now venturing into electrical plants for artificial intelligence.
www.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Step 1. Remove the link between the supreme court and the president. Cannot be trusted again.
Step 2. No more “presidential pardons” - that should be decided by an impartial jury and experienced judge.
Step 4. Cap political donations to 50k. Nobody can “donate” more than that and funds ONLY
Agree 💯 👇
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There’s always that moment, as you get the scissors to do that cool gliding thing, where you mistakenly assume you’re quite good at this…
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
step 1 - invent golf balls that explode on impact

step 2 - charge people a modest fee for a turn hitting the exploding golf balls at trump’s various grotesque creations

step 3 - use the millions collected to fund universal healthcare
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wakaba Higuchi 樋口新葉
2A3T(step), 3Lz, 3Lo, 3S, 3Lz2A2T, 3S2T, 3F(e?ur?step) - this season has been so difficult for her, and for this final skate at Japan Nationals to be like this, it was phenomenal
bit.ly/49mjTet #全日本フィギュア
2025-26 Japan Nationals play-by-play/results: Women's free skate — Rocker Skating - Figure Skating Analysis by Jackie Wong
Live stream and play-by-play of the women’s free skate at 2025-26 All Japan Figure Skating Championships
bit.ly
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM