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Zach Wobensmith
@ztw4.bsky.social
· Nov 13
MY PHONE: "You have XX downloaded memes taking up XXmb of storage. Would you like to delete them?"
ME: "LOL no..." <screenshot> <crop> <save>
ME: "LOL no..." <screenshot> <crop> <save>
I just laughed until I cried.
April 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just laughed until I cried.
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Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
I've worked in biglaw for almost three decades, including several AMLAW top 10 firms, and it's a very competitive market. If they want to maintain their client base, Paul Weiss' management had better consider some immediate changes in leadership.
If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
March 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I've worked in biglaw for almost three decades, including several AMLAW top 10 firms, and it's a very competitive market. If they want to maintain their client base, Paul Weiss' management had better consider some immediate changes in leadership.
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We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap
March 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap
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Here’s a good example from @helenahandbasket2.bsky.social (Thank you)
February 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Here’s a good example from @helenahandbasket2.bsky.social (Thank you)
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
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Interviewer: “What are your career goals?”
Me: “I really want to work in the pubic sector.”
Interviewer: “I think you mean the *public* sector.”
Me: “I know what I mean.”
Me: “I really want to work in the pubic sector.”
Interviewer: “I think you mean the *public* sector.”
Me: “I know what I mean.”
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Interviewer: “What are your career goals?”
Me: “I really want to work in the pubic sector.”
Interviewer: “I think you mean the *public* sector.”
Me: “I know what I mean.”
Me: “I really want to work in the pubic sector.”
Interviewer: “I think you mean the *public* sector.”
Me: “I know what I mean.”
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With a fully remote team of just 20 employees, Bluesky has surpassed 20 million users in its first year since opening to the public and is stealing thunder from rivals hundreds of times its size.
At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.
At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
With a fully remote team of just 20 employees, Bluesky has surpassed 20 million users in its first year since opening to the public and is stealing thunder from rivals hundreds of times its size.
At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.
At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.
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X is now our collective Ex
November 16, 2024 at 8:31 AM
X is now our collective Ex
To whoever needs to hear this: anyone who saw you were upset about the election results and asked "why?" absolutely did give you good reason to question whether you can ever trust them again.
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
To whoever needs to hear this: anyone who saw you were upset about the election results and asked "why?" absolutely did give you good reason to question whether you can ever trust them again.
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Travis Kelce has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Travis Kelce has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
On 9/11, I was working in the city, and I spoke to people at the WTC every day. I walked out of the subway that morning and looking straight down 5th Ave, you could see the burning towers. I walked back to Queens with thousands of my neighbors, while fighter jets flew cover.
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
On 9/11, I was working in the city, and I spoke to people at the WTC every day. I walked out of the subway that morning and looking straight down 5th Ave, you could see the burning towers. I walked back to Queens with thousands of my neighbors, while fighter jets flew cover.
Watching Tr*mp speak always makes me feel like one of us is having a stroke, but I can't tell which.
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Watching Tr*mp speak always makes me feel like one of us is having a stroke, but I can't tell which.
My fevent wish is that every asshole who slandered Imane Khelif ends up in the ring with her.
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
My fevent wish is that every asshole who slandered Imane Khelif ends up in the ring with her.
Swear to god I thought this was a still from Arrested Development...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Swear to god I thought this was a still from Arrested Development...
Y'all wanna see another dead body...?
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Y'all wanna see another dead body...?
