Really? We always had it. Sometimes my mother would literally make the jelly from fresh mint, which grew pretty much everywhere in southeastern Pennsylvania.
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Really? We always had it. Sometimes my mother would literally make the jelly from fresh mint, which grew pretty much everywhere in southeastern Pennsylvania.
It's like RFK Jr is a lobbyist for dysentery.
April 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's like RFK Jr is a lobbyist for dysentery.
Gee, thanks, Chuck. Too bad our democracy won't make it to 2026 at this rate.
March 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Gee, thanks, Chuck. Too bad our democracy won't make it to 2026 at this rate.
I worked background on 30 Rock in that very scene!
March 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I worked background on 30 Rock in that very scene!
No but seriously when is he NOT fucking high?
March 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No but seriously when is he NOT fucking high?
I mean...the Luddites were right, and terribly maligned. They protested because it was clear that the proposed changes would produce an inferior product and not really save consumers money in the long run.
March 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I mean...the Luddites were right, and terribly maligned. They protested because it was clear that the proposed changes would produce an inferior product and not really save consumers money in the long run.
But Jimmy Carter had to sell his family peanut farm. Cool, cool...
March 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
But Jimmy Carter had to sell his family peanut farm. Cool, cool...
I just finished my last bottle of Mallort! I keep it in the freezer and often have it as a nightcap or make my friends do a shot for a dare. So far everyone said exactly the same thing: "not nearly as bad as I thought it would be."
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I just finished my last bottle of Mallort! I keep it in the freezer and often have it as a nightcap or make my friends do a shot for a dare. So far everyone said exactly the same thing: "not nearly as bad as I thought it would be."
Another absolutely useless non-apology from another privileged person trying to have it both ways. She can fuck all the way off with that.
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Another absolutely useless non-apology from another privileged person trying to have it both ways. She can fuck all the way off with that.
How I arrived on Bluesky...
a cartoon soldier with the number 2 on his hat
ALT: a cartoon soldier with the number 2 on his hat
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January 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky...
No but seriously, father of the YEAR.
December 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
No but seriously, father of the YEAR.
One of my favorite dumb things that makes me laugh is pretending to almost bump into people wearing camo patterns and going "Oh, I'm so sorry! I totally didn't see you there."
December 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
One of my favorite dumb things that makes me laugh is pretending to almost bump into people wearing camo patterns and going "Oh, I'm so sorry! I totally didn't see you there."
Nobody can. Trader Joe's snack game is unmatched.
December 9, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Nobody can. Trader Joe's snack game is unmatched.
Saw the musical on Broadway twice. Thought the movie was fantastic.
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Saw the musical on Broadway twice. Thought the movie was fantastic.
I did background on 30 Rock once, and there was a Liz Lemon line that was cut from the episode that eventually aired: "Complaining about Star Wars combines two of my favorite things!"
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I did background on 30 Rock once, and there was a Liz Lemon line that was cut from the episode that eventually aired: "Complaining about Star Wars combines two of my favorite things!"