Zach Wobensmith
ztw4.bsky.social
Zach Wobensmith
@ztw4.bsky.social
To come...
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Travis Kelce has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Swear to god I thought this was a still from Arrested Development...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Y'all wanna see another dead body...?
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Ummm...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
EAROJIMA 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Genius, my shiny white ass...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Happy 4th of July, everyone.
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
This begins the shittification of Venmo, where they progressively increase fees without delivering any improvements until it's as useless as PayPal and we all have to get on board with something else to pay back our friends for our portion of the bar tab.
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
"Yes, George, yeeesss...feel your anger. Let the hate flow through you..."
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Wait are the Brits remaking Ghostbusters 2?
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
My view of the eclipse is the same as literally every other time I've been in the presence of an eclipse:
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Me: "This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever h--"
Homer Simpson voice: "Dumbest thing SO FAR...
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 AM
@tammygolden Another one! Bar near Times Square. Kinda looked like Jesus from the front. #AccidentalPicard
November 13, 2024 at 9:28 AM
@tammygolden, this woman was in a church choir I was hired to sub in for Xmas. I asked her about it, turned out she did not know who Picard is and I was weirdly sad about it.

#AccidentalPicard
November 13, 2024 at 9:55 AM
SEE JOHN WILLIAMS DIDN'T REALLY STEAL FROM HOLST OR STRAUSS I MEAN RICHARD STRAUSS NOT JOHANN IT'S JUST A SIMILAR LATE ROMANTIC STYLE BUT REALLY YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO KORNGOLD HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SEA HAWK OR ROBIN HOOD HE WON TWO OSCARS THOSE SCORES ARE TOTALLY MIND BLOWING
November 13, 2024 at 10:53 AM
One year today, we lost Mom. It feels simultaneously like ten days and ten years. Shown here channeling Norma Rae in the early 80s.
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Always loved this shirt because it makes a lesser known Gilbert and Sullivan show look super metal.
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Me to Lowe's employee: "I'm looking for high-heat silicone chimney sealant."
Them: "Sorry, it's not out on the floor yet. It's a seasonal item."
Meanwhile today, October 5th, at the same store:
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 AM
"I promise I won't cry. It's just a single frame from a TV show."

The single frame:
November 13, 2024 at 11:30 AM
My office assistant does not respect workplace boundaries.
November 13, 2024 at 11:42 AM