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zorroxochitl.bsky.social
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In your fandom, shipping the wrong ships. zorrosuchil @ ao3
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zorroxochitl.bsky.social
Wicked!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA I’m barfing rainbows I’m so gay
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
Caught a man who started to fall getting off the train! just your friendly neighborhood Commuter Woman
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
I just finished Andor s1 and aaaaaa Diego Luna’s face was made to move me
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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apnews.com
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
Sandwich guy acquitted, trial won at work - a good day for justice!!!! Ilu juries
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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artofmisi.bsky.social
'i eat wick' 🦁👅🕯️
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #criticallynsfw #nsfwart
a digital illustration of teor and wicander from critical role campaign 4. they are both naked, and teor is holding wick in place by grabbing his wrists and his leg, while licking his neck. wicander is enjoying himself, teor's tail brushing against his hard-on.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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proton.me
Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
I snarkily replied to one of the us gov skeets and then blocked them all hours later. I forgot and wore a fandom account to the public square
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
Holy shit choir makes me feel so good after, it’s like breathing exercises and music and group activities are good for you ☺️ esp coming home after to be donnnne with the day and flop on the couch
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · Oct 14
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right. Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases. In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing). In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
I got the doubleshot (covid + flu) vax yesterday and owww owwiiiieee I hate feeling sick, I had cool Halloween social plans today that I don’t want to drop out offff but owww
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
That guy behind the gimmick account you like turned out to be Aranthulax, Harrower of the Wretched
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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tusk81.bsky.social
“I didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious … She’s been a little under the weather and I simply asked for prayers bc I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up.”
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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evilgalprods.bsky.social
me, a non-religious person (closes eyes): I am praying for Dolly Parton. I would like to put in a prayer for Dolly Parton. Make that lots of prayers. I would like infinity prayers for Dolly Parton. Give Dolly Parton unlimited prayers. All the prayers that have ever existed should go to Dolly Parton.
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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cassandrajean.bsky.social
Ooh today is Angel Day?
Share your angels! 🪽
October 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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fizzxxx.bsky.social
“I’ll pretend to be your brother if you pretend to be mine” is an underrated MDZS dynamic
August 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
zorroxochitl.bsky.social
Every day I go to work and read client emails about how the civil service is being destroyed, people are put on leave and reassigned across the country multiple times without work, people let go along clearly discriminatory lines, and their jobs posted to hire with lower standards
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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atompalace.bsky.social
here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
How Eevee and its evolutions (except Sylveon, as she was drawn in the post this one is quoting) react to being bathed. Pokemon, drawing description, and image text in brackets: Vaporeon: wagging its tail happily in a shower cubicle (Needs no second bidding. Removing them from the shower is harder) Jolteon: looking sidelong at the viewer with narrowed eyes (You know better than to shower an Electric type.) Flareon: rolling contentedly in a sand pit (Fluffy fire type gets a sand bath instead!) Eevee: being held in one hand, rinsed with the other, with big sad eyes and question marks (Too liddol to comprehend or rebel. Feeling a bit betrayed tbh) Espeon: Peering out of a crack in a cupboard (Uses Psychic powers to choose best hiding spots until you give up) Umbreon: Hissing wild eyed, clinging to shower curtains, with gloved hands attempting to reach (Acrobatics, unholy screeching, etc. Protective gear recommended) Leafeon: sitting under the shower happily, eyes closed and tongue outstretched to catch the water (Calmest Eeveelution in the bath. Plant likes being watered!) Glaceon: Standing somewhat tensely under the shower in silence (Tolerates it, but might be plotting revenge)
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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dcyiyou.bsky.social
if I buy a software i want to get physical media or at least a one time access code that lets me use the thing forever. you can sell updates and improvements but you can’t yoink away what I bought already
yeeeerika.bsky.social erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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decomposedmaw.bsky.social
It’s a rainy version 🌧️ #pixel #pixelart
September 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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ixihl.hime.watch
Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.
September 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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aelith4ever.bsky.social
The Sirens, by John Longstaff (1892)
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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romgothsam.bsky.social
It is never a bad time to bring out my favourite illustration of Frankenstein's creature

Very come hither.
Dick's Standard Plays. An image of a fairly ripped and attractive creature, dressed in some loose sheets around the torso (legs and pecs out), leaning against a table slightly provocatively. He might be getting up from it and showing trying to show a lot of crotch in the process. He's faced by a chap in black tights and doublet with a tiny sword behind his back.
September 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM