sary
@zoloftnightmare.bsky.social
zeep zoop
(she/her, blm, acab)
(she/her, blm, acab)
im shopping for somethin to wear to barbie and have discovered that pink is very much not my colour
July 6, 2023 at 4:51 PM
im shopping for somethin to wear to barbie and have discovered that pink is very much not my colour
unfortunately i say mcnaldos and bubger kirg more than either chain's actual name
July 6, 2023 at 2:21 PM
unfortunately i say mcnaldos and bubger kirg more than either chain's actual name
my boy ate his wet food too fast this morning and threw it all up
June 21, 2023 at 12:04 AM
my boy ate his wet food too fast this morning and threw it all up
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finally started playing the new zelda. i’ll probably get raked over the coals for this but i feel like the land of hyrule is a magical, mysterious world that is fraught with peril
June 18, 2023 at 5:45 PM
finally started playing the new zelda. i’ll probably get raked over the coals for this but i feel like the land of hyrule is a magical, mysterious world that is fraught with peril
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so much going on here
June 17, 2023 at 2:35 AM
so much going on here
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we have fun but i bet no one knew that the inventor of pizza and the inventor of sex actually hated each other
June 17, 2023 at 2:40 AM
we have fun but i bet no one knew that the inventor of pizza and the inventor of sex actually hated each other
i am suddenly hungry and also horny i wonder why
June 17, 2023 at 2:48 AM
i am suddenly hungry and also horny i wonder why
sex is like pizza i take my clothes off when i have it
June 17, 2023 at 2:22 AM
sex is like pizza i take my clothes off when i have it
sex is like pizza, the cats get kicked out of the room when i have it
June 17, 2023 at 2:17 AM
sex is like pizza, the cats get kicked out of the room when i have it
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA IT COMES IN A BOX
June 17, 2023 at 2:08 AM
SEX IS LIKE PIZZA IT COMES IN A BOX
sex is like pizza cuz it comes in 30 mins or its free
June 17, 2023 at 2:06 AM
sex is like pizza cuz it comes in 30 mins or its free
me when two characters talk to each other on a TV show: "oh shit are they gonna fuck?"
June 15, 2023 at 3:03 AM
me when two characters talk to each other on a TV show: "oh shit are they gonna fuck?"
thinking about if there was a guy that went oo oo aa aa like a monkey during sex
June 15, 2023 at 2:14 AM
thinking about if there was a guy that went oo oo aa aa like a monkey during sex
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They should make a 3D mario game where you explore every inch of marios body
June 15, 2023 at 12:29 AM
They should make a 3D mario game where you explore every inch of marios body
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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
June 15, 2023 at 12:47 AM
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
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no isopod meme will ever replace this one in my heart
June 13, 2023 at 11:33 PM
no isopod meme will ever replace this one in my heart
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., ,fucking spent $599 on this toilet cover. ..been having really Bad Nightmares & starting to think it’s the toilet cover (..because it was so expensive. not because it’s a funny naked man laughing which is the good part.„)
May 14, 2023 at 2:38 PM
., ,fucking spent $599 on this toilet cover. ..been having really Bad Nightmares & starting to think it’s the toilet cover (..because it was so expensive. not because it’s a funny naked man laughing which is the good part.„)
my in laws have been in town for the last two days and lets just say gen x standup is becoming a lot more relatable
June 13, 2023 at 9:08 PM
my in laws have been in town for the last two days and lets just say gen x standup is becoming a lot more relatable
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a fun thing going on in my hometown right now is that this woman is fighting with the city over her right to have a giant werewolf in her yard, they called him "seasonal" (halloween i guess) so she put him in a new outfit
June 13, 2023 at 4:29 PM
a fun thing going on in my hometown right now is that this woman is fighting with the city over her right to have a giant werewolf in her yard, they called him "seasonal" (halloween i guess) so she put him in a new outfit
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cinema buff [being offered DMT]:
uh no thanks cinema already expands my consciousness
uh no thanks cinema already expands my consciousness
June 13, 2023 at 8:36 PM
cinema buff [being offered DMT]:
uh no thanks cinema already expands my consciousness
uh no thanks cinema already expands my consciousness