Tom Long
@zingboy.bsky.social
Recovering film/pop culture critic, Detroit News etc, Dad, husband, grandfather, sometime musician, New York to SoCal to Santa Cruz to Ann Arbor
Which one's which?
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Which one's which?
good on you for stopping voting, it's all so stupid... and yes, I did it for years...
Since I stopped being part of any voting body, I have stopped receiving screeners and swag from any film companies, but my husband went to Pandora tonight and on the way out someone handed him these, and now they are mine (he has not seen the movie yet)
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
good on you for stopping voting, it's all so stupid... and yes, I did it for years...
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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One of the things I love best about Reiner is he always presented romantic love as something that required effort. Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride. Love takes time, love takes care, love doesn’t solve all your problems but it can make your problems bearable.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
One of the things I love best about Reiner is he always presented romantic love as something that required effort. Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride. Love takes time, love takes care, love doesn’t solve all your problems but it can make your problems bearable.
No one will mourn him. Schools, ships and prizes won't be named in his honor. His name will be equivalent to a black mark, an insult. History will look back in horror. And the thing is, he knows all this. He is wholly unloved.
I don't even have to say his name, everybody knows.
I don't even have to say his name, everybody knows.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No one will mourn him. Schools, ships and prizes won't be named in his honor. His name will be equivalent to a black mark, an insult. History will look back in horror. And the thing is, he knows all this. He is wholly unloved.
I don't even have to say his name, everybody knows.
I don't even have to say his name, everybody knows.
My God, the man is a monster
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My God, the man is a monster
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this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
Just looked at Slate's home page: No Rob Reiner, no Brown shooting, no Australian shooting...
Hello? Does anybody work there?
Hello? Does anybody work there?
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just looked at Slate's home page: No Rob Reiner, no Brown shooting, no Australian shooting...
Hello? Does anybody work there?
Hello? Does anybody work there?
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Speaking ill of Rob Reiner, now that should cost you your job
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Speaking ill of Rob Reiner, now that should cost you your job
Rob Reiner was the best director in Hollywood for 20 years. He was a great actor for, jeez, 50 years. And he was a great man the whole time... how f....ed up is our world
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Rob Reiner was the best director in Hollywood for 20 years. He was a great actor for, jeez, 50 years. And he was a great man the whole time... how f....ed up is our world
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The only real fact we can definitely says is true about the Tyrannosaurus Rex is that they were not huggers
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The only real fact we can definitely says is true about the Tyrannosaurus Rex is that they were not huggers
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Whatever spin you may hear from politicians, there are only two actual positions on healthcare. “Universal healthcare that covers everybody,” or “we must protect the huge industry of insurance middlemen making money off of it.”
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Whatever spin you may hear from politicians, there are only two actual positions on healthcare. “Universal healthcare that covers everybody,” or “we must protect the huge industry of insurance middlemen making money off of it.”
actually, it's kind of adorable
This is it: The post that will make me Bluesky Famous
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
actually, it's kind of adorable
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.