Professional Space Chimp
@zifchock.bsky.social
I'd rather be in orbit.
Suggestions from the Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Suggestions from the Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
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only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Guts Key Aviation Safety Committee, Fires Heads Of TSA, Coast Guard
The committee will technically continue to exist, but it won't have any members to carry out the work of examining safety issues at airlines and airports.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
only appropriate political response here is to demand the white house explain how its actions aren’t responsible www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
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Bless. My. Fuck.
I have not had a drink for twelve years.
...I knew I was forgetting something today.
And that's the post.
May ALL your Fucks be Blessed, today and forever.
I have not had a drink for twelve years.
...I knew I was forgetting something today.
And that's the post.
May ALL your Fucks be Blessed, today and forever.
January 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bless. My. Fuck.
I have not had a drink for twelve years.
...I knew I was forgetting something today.
And that's the post.
May ALL your Fucks be Blessed, today and forever.
I have not had a drink for twelve years.
...I knew I was forgetting something today.
And that's the post.
May ALL your Fucks be Blessed, today and forever.
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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
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a nazi speaking at a nazi rally. it’s really not deeper than that.
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a nazi speaking at a nazi rally. it’s really not deeper than that.
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With alt text:
January 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
With alt text:
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You had different dreams for yourself than having to meet this shit historical moment.
I did too. I did too.
I did too. I did too.
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You had different dreams for yourself than having to meet this shit historical moment.
I did too. I did too.
I did too. I did too.
Dr. Katie Mack; the assassin of "Wikipedia College Grads".
Oh damn she killed that guy he is just dead now.
March 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Dr. Katie Mack; the assassin of "Wikipedia College Grads".
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Today in 1990, activists lobbying for passage of the Americans With Disabilities Act abandoned wheelchairs and other mobility aids for the "Capitol Crawl" up the building steps. Jennifer Keelan, an 8-year-old with cerebral palsy, told cameramen "I'll take all night if I have to!"
March 12, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Today in 1990, activists lobbying for passage of the Americans With Disabilities Act abandoned wheelchairs and other mobility aids for the "Capitol Crawl" up the building steps. Jennifer Keelan, an 8-year-old with cerebral palsy, told cameramen "I'll take all night if I have to!"
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FUCK nintendo. Mar 10 is now marten day. Happy marten day
March 10, 2024 at 2:28 PM
FUCK nintendo. Mar 10 is now marten day. Happy marten day
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zzZzz-zen
March 10, 2024 at 12:26 PM
zzZzz-zen
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yugoslavia fact:
there's too many countries here. they should combine some of them
March 9, 2024 at 5:27 PM
yugoslavia fact:
Pineapple = Salt & Vinegar Chips = Captain Crunch = Grapefruit Juice
March 9, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Pineapple = Salt & Vinegar Chips = Captain Crunch = Grapefruit Juice
As stated before, my naivete knows no bounds...
I've been seeing pictures of Palestinians amongst the background of rubble and husks of homes.
But this picture is a different type of gut-punch... Every window in this picture was *someone's* window...
Forest for the trees and stuff... ugh
I've been seeing pictures of Palestinians amongst the background of rubble and husks of homes.
But this picture is a different type of gut-punch... Every window in this picture was *someone's* window...
Forest for the trees and stuff... ugh
“UN rights expert condemns ‘systematic’ war-time mass destruction of homes”
#genocide
https://www.globalissues.org/news/2024/03/05/36162
#genocide
https://www.globalissues.org/news/2024/03/05/36162
March 6, 2024 at 12:55 PM
As stated before, my naivete knows no bounds...
I've been seeing pictures of Palestinians amongst the background of rubble and husks of homes.
But this picture is a different type of gut-punch... Every window in this picture was *someone's* window...
Forest for the trees and stuff... ugh
I've been seeing pictures of Palestinians amongst the background of rubble and husks of homes.
But this picture is a different type of gut-punch... Every window in this picture was *someone's* window...
Forest for the trees and stuff... ugh
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March 6, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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The Intercept management has gutted a third of the staff — including the EIC, tons of editors, & lead reporter on Israel’s war on Gaza — without any notice.
Sure appears we are seeing a massive international drawdown of corporate news and the end of the free press.
Sure appears we are seeing a massive international drawdown of corporate news and the end of the free press.
March 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The Intercept management has gutted a third of the staff — including the EIC, tons of editors, & lead reporter on Israel’s war on Gaza — without any notice.
Sure appears we are seeing a massive international drawdown of corporate news and the end of the free press.
Sure appears we are seeing a massive international drawdown of corporate news and the end of the free press.
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“"Pay No Attention To That Genocide Right In Front Of Your Face"” https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/pay-no-attention-to-that-genocide
March 5, 2024 at 11:05 AM
“"Pay No Attention To That Genocide Right In Front Of Your Face"” https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/pay-no-attention-to-that-genocide
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first person bosch showed a finished painting to: hieronymus what the fuck is this
July 12, 2023 at 5:28 PM
first person bosch showed a finished painting to: hieronymus what the fuck is this