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Nim
@nimputs.bsky.social
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easily startled creature with a dragon hoard of shiny discs that enjoys eating carbs, being dejected and smooching @luc-ienn.bsky.social

🦊 he/him
💬 Ger+Eng
🔗 https://nimputs.neocities.org
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
what if you opened wikipedia and everything was written in future tense
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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nightshade.technology
pronouncing "videogames" like the name of an ancient greek poet
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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grooveyardfox.bsky.social
„Du kannst dir Kalorien sparen und Protein adden wenn du..“

ICH WILL KEINE KALORIEN SPAREN ICH WILL NICHT ABNEHMEN BITTE HALT DEIN MAUL FICK DEIN PROTEIN
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
they got raptured?
"The end is nigh" sign that you wear over your shoulders abandoned on the floor on an empty train station platform
February 18, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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sunder.bsky.social
AI filmmaker 3 seconds after being tasked with making film
screenshot of the classic reddit post from r/notinteresting of a man with glasses lit from below by red light holding his finger to his temple with the caption "I can imagine anything." but the can has been edited to say can't
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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freoncat.bsky.social
Testing the Waters
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
now that it's finally starting to get less cold and less wet again i can resume to follow my calling of becoming a middle aged guy that wears converse everywhere
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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luc-ienn.bsky.social
Me and Nim just played some of this game and it is extremely fun and wonderfully designed, get your friends together and be some scrappy hyenas out recycle junk into package deliveries store.steampowered.com/app/3376480/...
Delivery & Beyond on Steam
No packages? No problem! Break in, scrap, deliver... A chaotic online co-op game for up to 5 players!
store.steampowered.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
short days are dangerous because i just woke up and mentally i'm already on the way back home
February 18, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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shredberg.bsky.social
People love to talk about how condom usage at the Olympics is so high that they constantly run out.

What people don't realize is the same thing would happen at GDQ if they gave out condoms and speedruners actually had sex.
February 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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luc-ienn.bsky.social
Everyone should play Delivery & Beyond by @hyenaquest.bsky.social, it’s free and really polished and has a lot of stuff to enjoy already with more yet to come
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
New Model Army are just evil R.E.M.
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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gruberites.bsky.social
SURPRISE! New album, "Or Hans Gruber and the Die Hards," OUT NOW!

Album Art by Kyle Armstrong

Purchase here: hgdhband.com/products/or-...
Or Hans Gruber and the Die Hards Vinyl
This here is our fourth studio album. Self released. No labels, No Masters.Written by Kurt Armstrong, Rosey Armstrong, and Chris Thompson Recorded, Mixed & Produced by Drew LeClair at Dogstar Stud...
hgdhband.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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nemchocke.bsky.social
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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schw00ligan.bsky.social
mein körper ist eine maschine (schlecht geölt halb kaputt ersatzteile nicht mehr lieferbar)
February 17, 2026 at 10:06 AM
nimputs.bsky.social
very frustrating to see philosophers talk about human consciousness in relation to GenAI because in a vacuum discussing human consciousness is a very interesting subject that is great to explore in fiction
February 17, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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plaguedogs123.bsky.social
TAILINGS
#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #tails #milesprower
February 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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plaguedogs123.bsky.social
Made this for Tails' bday the other day :P
#tails #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #milesprower
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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topherbear.bsky.social
Hot shot bathroom pic
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
jumpscared by a new @gruberites.bsky.social album this morning and it's completely unhinged i love it
February 17, 2026 at 6:15 AM
nimputs.bsky.social
fell asleep at 10 last night and getting a full nights sleep on a weekday feels insane
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
nimputs.bsky.social
the new beyond burgers are so realistic, you can really see the blood when you cut them. you can really taste the blood when you eat them. you can spit out the blood, coughing up blood. you're covered in blood. you're bleeding out on the floor. will no one call an ambulance? it's too late. realistic
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
nimputs.bsky.social
👋
email from twitch support: "Hello Nimputs, Thank you for confirming. We have removed your account from the Affiliate program"
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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borkthunder.bsky.social
Morning fox

Commission for @/roran.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM