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Professional Space Chimp
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I'd rather be in orbit.
ah, simpler times... wistful and hopeful. as they say; you never know 'the good times' until they are gone.
January 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Does it accept coins like a washing machine or something? Ain't no free lunch, hot tub or cold tub...?
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me too, toothy cartilage fiend, me too
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"So called" dril (short for drilip) makes' m me guffaw like a THEsaorus. It's just a bookl to alternative THe"s
He nakes me happylaff
January 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh my! What cat-brand is this? I'm in love with that face. Not yours Stevem. The cat's. I want that cat.
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I read that as "vampire and crocs". Which is a good writing prompt for weirdos. 👍
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Save that hardened steel! It'll need to be worked onto the edge of a much bigger and heavier piece of junk metal. Old choppy tools are made with an inch or two of good iron with the rest just being ballast of sorts. The good metal is key, but needs to be attached to a laminated iron slab.
January 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Absolutely my pleasure Mr. Marx.
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Viper? Pit Viper?
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Frigging seriously? You're gonna catch cold if dress like that for a forest hike. At least have a towel or a shawl at least!
January 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don't need a passport, nor will I ever have the chance to use it. (As I am shackled to my illness which makes day trips almost impossible.) But! Should I get one? Like... ya know in case I get stopped and harassed for my "papers"? I'm serious. Do I need extra documents?
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You're a magnificent poster. I'm here for this, please don't stop.
January 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I've read this too many times. I had to put it in the back of the stacks because I could remember the beats of the book too clearly. That meteor crater in Kansas is one of my favorite facts. Bryson is a true legend, I'd say on par with Sagan. Just A LOT less physics. Facts are fun!
January 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bro runs with wild ones. They are petty and vindictive.
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Those shoes are worn out of necessity, not esthetically. He can kick your throat from a distance. Think of a Kangaroo that gives 0 fucks and hates humans. Good luck.
January 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
...cornhole?
January 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Penis Fetus!
Penis Fetus!
Penis Fetus!
January 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Put a squishy, light four on the floor kick. Speak these words thru a vocoder, have the tension build, and drop that motherfucker @ BASS ELEMENT!

How did Daft Punk not do this yet?
January 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM