Professional Space Chimp
@zifchock.bsky.social
I'd rather be in orbit.
Suggestions from the Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Suggestions from the Simple Sabotage Field Manual.
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
I feel like my time has arrived. I don't even have to try 💅
Bro runs with wild ones. They are petty and vindictive.
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bro runs with wild ones. They are petty and vindictive.
Dill needs a bath, but he is very sweet and affectionate. He also has some mighty paws.
(Grooming appointment is soon. Don't judge me.)
(Grooming appointment is soon. Don't judge me.)
March 9, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Dill needs a bath, but he is very sweet and affectionate. He also has some mighty paws.
(Grooming appointment is soon. Don't judge me.)
(Grooming appointment is soon. Don't judge me.)
Too tired to get all the way into bed...
March 9, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Too tired to get all the way into bed...
I use an e-rig, which has it's own pros and cons. But one amazing thing about it is that you can crank it to 800°F, and it'll clean itself. Beads and all! And if you buy a certain type of cord for the rig, you don't need to have it look like ladders across a crevasse on Everest. It's awesome.
March 6, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I use an e-rig, which has it's own pros and cons. But one amazing thing about it is that you can crank it to 800°F, and it'll clean itself. Beads and all! And if you buy a certain type of cord for the rig, you don't need to have it look like ladders across a crevasse on Everest. It's awesome.
Genuinely, this is the only thing you need for data analysis. If it's not represented there, you are wrong.
March 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Genuinely, this is the only thing you need for data analysis. If it's not represented there, you are wrong.
They could just adopt parts of the Georgian writing system. (maybe they did?)
February 26, 2024 at 12:58 PM
They could just adopt parts of the Georgian writing system. (maybe they did?)
I take 17 prescriptions, 5 OTC Supplements; in total around 30 pills a day. Some RXs call for 2 pills of the same stuff.
Mental Illness Bay-Beee!
Mental Illness Bay-Beee!
February 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I take 17 prescriptions, 5 OTC Supplements; in total around 30 pills a day. Some RXs call for 2 pills of the same stuff.
Mental Illness Bay-Beee!
Mental Illness Bay-Beee!
Dill is looking at all your posts. He sees that questionable content. He is always watching. Act accordingly.
February 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Dill is looking at all your posts. He sees that questionable content. He is always watching. Act accordingly.
clever girl...
![A raptor dinosaur peaking through some foliage at an out of focus face.
[Scene from Jurassic Park]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fitksw4il6zrhdm2gfnwvkd2/bafkreigxxf4xleczf4dn7fwu2a6eu6akezm5u6ydg6i4mzkemvgnuwmiui@jpeg)
February 20, 2024 at 12:19 AM
clever girl...
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Shhhh! Dill is comfy. You don't want to disturb him, do you?! Please scroll lightly, he needs to rest.
Thank you!
Shhhh! Dill is comfy. You don't want to disturb him, do you?! Please scroll lightly, he needs to rest.
Thank you!
February 18, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Shhhh! Dill is comfy. You don't want to disturb him, do you?! Please scroll lightly, he needs to rest.
Thank you!
Shhhh! Dill is comfy. You don't want to disturb him, do you?! Please scroll lightly, he needs to rest.
Thank you!
Sweet, sweet synchronicity on the TL
February 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Sweet, sweet synchronicity on the TL
Standing in line to see TJ Miller...
There's about 12 ½ people here.
There's about 12 ½ people here.
February 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Standing in line to see TJ Miller...
There's about 12 ½ people here.
There's about 12 ½ people here.
It took me awhile to find that out. But, please, trust me. It's worth it. It's not too pricey, comparatively. It makes the great things about the Aeropress even greater. M-M-M-M-M-ulti KILL.
Sorry if I come across as advertise-y or pushy. You can make of this suggestion what you will.
🤓
Sorry if I come across as advertise-y or pushy. You can make of this suggestion what you will.
🤓
February 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
It took me awhile to find that out. But, please, trust me. It's worth it. It's not too pricey, comparatively. It makes the great things about the Aeropress even greater. M-M-M-M-M-ulti KILL.
Sorry if I come across as advertise-y or pushy. You can make of this suggestion what you will.
🤓
Sorry if I come across as advertise-y or pushy. You can make of this suggestion what you will.
🤓
Because they were going to leave the food outside. Picture proves that it was delivered. Just had this happen 4-5 nights ago.
February 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Because they were going to leave the food outside. Picture proves that it was delivered. Just had this happen 4-5 nights ago.
Yeah... sure... ok 👍
February 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Yeah... sure... ok 👍
apropos of nothing:
February 17, 2024 at 12:40 PM
apropos of nothing:
February 14, 2024 at 11:44 PM