zeugitos.bsky.social
@zeugitos.bsky.social
It's already begun: I work for the city and Zohran is asking me to email my 5 pronouns by Friday smh
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The White House hasn't looked this bad since the War of 1812
We had new windows installed today and our guys showed a lot more care and concern for the rest of the house than whoever is slapdashing this godforsaken shit.
WHAT THE FUCK
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Black helicopters. That's what the military uses in operations against civilians.
October 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dealing with a malfunctioning roomba
Nothing we can't handle with a few EMP grenades.
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Speaking as a 5'5" man, Stephen Miller has insane, evil manlet energy, I don't care how tall he actually is.
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Horrifying to think that there are people who see child kidnapping and harassment like this anc think “Go get ‘em!”

Truly evil

www.nbcboston.com/news/local/i...
ICE agents held 5-year-old girl outside Leominster home to get father to surrender, family says
Video appears to show federal immigration agents trying to coax the man out of his Massachusetts home while asking, “Is that your daughter?”
www.nbcboston.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Hell is too good for these ghouls
September 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.
September 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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A overpriced port of two Wii games is cheaper than a year of Feh Pass
September 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well, there's no way a guy like that can be thin skinned
AOC, with the 🎤 drop on Trump's obscenely corrupt Border Czar Tom Homan. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇
September 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Of course the ogre is dirty
Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border chief, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI investigation, according to people familiar with the case, which was later closed by Trump administration officials.
Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash
Mr. Homan came under scrutiny after he was said to be recorded last year taking $50,000 in cash from undercover F.B.I. agents.
nyti.ms
September 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I would have simply gone out of bounds and no-clipped through The Long Walk
September 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Ryan Coogler shouting out Michael Mann’s THIEF.
June 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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“Where do you get your politics from?”

Me:
June 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM