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SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.
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I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love this image.
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Oh they REALLY want you to stop talking about Jimmy Kimmel
The First Trailer for 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' Is Here
The first 'Star Wars' movie since 2019's 'The Rise of Skywalker' hits theaters May 22, 2026.
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September 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh they REALLY want you to stop talking about Jimmy Kimmel
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
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every profile of a DOGE boy should include the number of people they’re responsible for killing
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
every profile of a DOGE boy should include the number of people they’re responsible for killing
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Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
July 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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The Trump lawsuit against Murdoch and the WSJ should be a prime opportunity to establish a rule that if the president is too busy to answer litigation when he's a defendant, he's simply too busy to initiate a lawsuit.
July 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Trump lawsuit against Murdoch and the WSJ should be a prime opportunity to establish a rule that if the president is too busy to answer litigation when he's a defendant, he's simply too busy to initiate a lawsuit.
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Everyone needs to Wake up evil is sweeping through our communities right now!
I wonder how many American Ann Franks are hiding in basements and attics from the ICE Gestapo 😥
I wonder how many American Ann Franks are hiding in basements and attics from the ICE Gestapo 😥
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Everyone needs to Wake up evil is sweeping through our communities right now!
I wonder how many American Ann Franks are hiding in basements and attics from the ICE Gestapo 😥
I wonder how many American Ann Franks are hiding in basements and attics from the ICE Gestapo 😥
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Be safe out there today.
No kings!
No kings!
June 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Be safe out there today.
No kings!
No kings!
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
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Live your life so that when you visit the Pope and he dies the next day everyone’s first thought isn’t “bet he killed him”
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Live your life so that when you visit the Pope and he dies the next day everyone’s first thought isn’t “bet he killed him”
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“I served honorably in the military. Do they call me JD the Marine?
I was elected to the second-highest office of the land in the United States. Do they call me JD the Vice President?
But you kill one Pope…”
I was elected to the second-highest office of the land in the United States. Do they call me JD the Vice President?
But you kill one Pope…”
April 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
“I served honorably in the military. Do they call me JD the Marine?
I was elected to the second-highest office of the land in the United States. Do they call me JD the Vice President?
But you kill one Pope…”
I was elected to the second-highest office of the land in the United States. Do they call me JD the Vice President?
But you kill one Pope…”
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Who needs Wikileaks when you have Whiskey Leaks?
April 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Who needs Wikileaks when you have Whiskey Leaks?
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Subtle hint: if your job requires you to cover your face & head so you're not caught on video while abducting people off the street, you might not be one of the good guys.
April 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Subtle hint: if your job requires you to cover your face & head so you're not caught on video while abducting people off the street, you might not be one of the good guys.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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Different method, same results.
March 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Different method, same results.