A message to my porn loving friends:

If you’ve fallen so far down the hentai rabbit hole that you’re now jerking off to amputee/ ona hole “nothing but a torso” comics…TURN BACK YOU NEED JESUS NOW.

Thinking of getting someone off fiverr to follow me round in the role of a sort of scheming vizier. They can say stuff like “of course, you know best,” before pausing for long enough that I bark “out with it then!”, and then they go “perhaps if I may…” Shit like that. Six dollars an hour.

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

bread time let's have a bread

My experience in the online mushroom foraging community is that there’s way too much negativity so to improve the vibes I’ve started replying “Yes!” whenever someone asks if a mushroom they found is edible

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

Me, every single time

Marge is going off about migrants AGAIN🙄

You can 100% tell this brotha is not used to being called out for being misogynistic by the way “dear” rolls off his lips—and Abby Phillip shuts down the disrespect in the classiest way…

“Please do not address a grown woman as dear in a condescending tone. Do not do that at my table.”

What with all the fibreoptic Internet cables on the sea floor I really think it's sad we don't have a film where a shark bites into one and accidentally uploads itself onto the web and starts eatimg people through their computers. It would be called WWW, vertically mirrored so it's like teeth.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

Idiocracy Update: The dude from "Road Rules" has been nominated for Secretary of Transportation.

I'm not joking.

Be sure and read my piece how all '60s bands sound alike in TALKIN' 'BOUT MY GENERALIZATION, out soon.

Still have my vinyl split EP with Huggybear. I had to order it through the mail from Kill Rock Stars and wait 4 weeks for delivery. Kids are so spoiled nowadays with their instant musical gratification

So. I make customizations on clothing. Like this here hat I'm wearing. Ignore the dirt, I have NOT taken good care of it.

Happy Birthday to Kathi Lynn Wilcox, American musician, bass player for the Julie Ruin and has been in bands such as Bikini Kill, the Casual Dots, and the Frumpies, born on this day in 1969.

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