Jonny Sims
@jonnysims.bsky.social
Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA.
Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency
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Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency
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If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.
So, me and Sash have been learning about pro wrestling this year, and have been watching old shows as homework and, well, I might be missing something, but it does seem like HHH, who is billed as "The Cerebral Assassin", has the signiture move of "using a sledgehammer"...
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So, me and Sash have been learning about pro wrestling this year, and have been watching old shows as homework and, well, I might be missing something, but it does seem like HHH, who is billed as "The Cerebral Assassin", has the signiture move of "using a sledgehammer"...
New rule: If you can look at a TTRPG table where everyone's having a good time and say "Uh, you're actually doing it wrong" or even "You're actually wrong about how much fun you're having", then I don't have to respect your opinions on game design.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
New rule: If you can look at a TTRPG table where everyone's having a good time and say "Uh, you're actually doing it wrong" or even "You're actually wrong about how much fun you're having", then I don't have to respect your opinions on game design.
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IF YOU HAVEN’T, GO LISTEN TO EPISODE 105: THE MENAGERIE! This episode features the incomparable @jonnysims.bsky.social who is not only a live wire of talent, but an incredibly thoughtful craftsman- he brought a depth and complexity to Quinten that blew us all away! Go treat your ears OR ELSE!
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
IF YOU HAVEN’T, GO LISTEN TO EPISODE 105: THE MENAGERIE! This episode features the incomparable @jonnysims.bsky.social who is not only a live wire of talent, but an incredibly thoughtful craftsman- he brought a depth and complexity to Quinten that blew us all away! Go treat your ears OR ELSE!
Oi! If you haven't backed the Holmwood Season 2 crowdfunder yet, you're very much missing out. It's a real good show and I'm not just saying that cause I'm in it. But also: I'm in it!
THE HOLMWOOD FOUNDATION SEASON TWO IS NOW LIVE ON KICKSTARTER!
Help us reach our goal of 40k to create Season Two of our found footage horror fiction podcast, The Holmwood Foundation.
Click the link below for more information, and an array of exciting tier rewards!
tinyurl.com/THF-S2
Help us reach our goal of 40k to create Season Two of our found footage horror fiction podcast, The Holmwood Foundation.
Click the link below for more information, and an array of exciting tier rewards!
tinyurl.com/THF-S2
Coming soon: The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
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November 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oi! If you haven't backed the Holmwood Season 2 crowdfunder yet, you're very much missing out. It's a real good show and I'm not just saying that cause I'm in it. But also: I'm in it!
What is blood? I don't know, and to be honest, I'm not convinced that Miyazaki does either!
All My Maidens BONUS EPISODE! Bloodborne, ft. Jonny Sims of the Magnus Archives. Topics include: eyes on the inside, Making It Weirder, women and what is even up with them, Jonny's new character The Spooky Man, and the age old question: hey, is blood actually cum? we just don't know!
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What is blood? I don't know, and to be honest, I'm not convinced that Miyazaki does either!
Hey, you know how you're always saying "Jonny, why isn't there a good TTRPG about collecting and battling adorable monsters?"
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
JourneyMon: Monster Trainer Roleplaying
A narrative, collaborative world-building tabletop roleplaying game about friendship and monster battles.
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October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey, you know how you're always saying "Jonny, why isn't there a good TTRPG about collecting and battling adorable monsters?"
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it!
Check it out - it's properly excellent.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...
[FromSoft NPC voice] Lookin' to get confused by Bloodborne lore, are ya? Heh heh hehhhh...
All My Maidens recorded our first bonus episode on bloodborne with @jonnysims.bsky.social of the Magnus Archives, which is gonna come out on Halloween! Subscribe to our patreon to hear Jonny debut his new character, The Spooky Man www.patreon.com/allmymaidens
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October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[FromSoft NPC voice] Lookin' to get confused by Bloodborne lore, are ya? Heh heh hehhhh...
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Hello there! there is a new episode of All My Maidens coming soon, but in the meantime, a patreon! the podcast will continue to be free, but we're going to be uploading bonus episodes, starting with Bloodborne on Halloween, featuring the celebrated @jonnysims.bsky.social
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October 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hello there! there is a new episode of All My Maidens coming soon, but in the meantime, a patreon! the podcast will continue to be free, but we're going to be uploading bonus episodes, starting with Bloodborne on Halloween, featuring the celebrated @jonnysims.bsky.social
patreon.com/allmymaidens
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NEW PATREON DROP!
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
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This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
New Pitcrawler Adventure - Depths of the Bloody Pits | MacGuffin & Co.
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September 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
NEW PATREON DROP!
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!
www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...
Guess who's writing some prompts for a silly dungeon-crawl party game?
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
We're currently $1,000 from unlocking @muskratjohn.bsky.social's guest card in the booster pack for Dungeon Tryouts!
Help us add even more wacky adventurers to our D&D-inspired party game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...
Help us add even more wacky adventurers to our D&D-inspired party game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Guess who's writing some prompts for a silly dungeon-crawl party game?
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
(It's me. I'm doing it.)
Consider me, a hater, silenced.
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Consider me, a hater, silenced.
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This weekend we're celebrating Rusty Quill's tenth anniversary! Join guests from across the last ten years of RQ on Saturday 28th June at 3pm BST for a Big Birthday Livestream and to raise money for charity!
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
June 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This weekend we're celebrating Rusty Quill's tenth anniversary! Join guests from across the last ten years of RQ on Saturday 28th June at 3pm BST for a Big Birthday Livestream and to raise money for charity!
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill
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Hey, we're at the @dungeonsandflagons.bsky.social Geek Fayre today, so if you're around Manchester, come say hi! Its in the Sacha hotel, just off Picadilly Gardens.
June 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hey, we're at the @dungeonsandflagons.bsky.social Geek Fayre today, so if you're around Manchester, come say hi! Its in the Sacha hotel, just off Picadilly Gardens.
"Bring a bag" @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social says to me before todays in-person readthrough "got a bunch of junk people keep sending you" then presents me with this from my last birthday. You people are ridiculous, but I'm very touched.
June 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Bring a bag" @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social says to me before todays in-person readthrough "got a bunch of junk people keep sending you" then presents me with this from my last birthday. You people are ridiculous, but I'm very touched.
Incredibly hot take, especially as the game itself is only okay, but I think ND-5 is the best droid in Star Wars.
June 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Incredibly hot take, especially as the game itself is only okay, but I think ND-5 is the best droid in Star Wars.
I'm gonna be here all three days, so if you're at UKGE come say hi, buy some games, have a chat, buy some games, and while you're there maybe buy some games!
We're heading to the UK Games Expo! If you're gonna be there too, come say hi and peruse some cooool RPGs!
May 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I'm gonna be here all three days, so if you're at UKGE come say hi, buy some games, have a chat, buy some games, and while you're there maybe buy some games!
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We've added a new stretch goal to unlock: A potential guest episode with @jonnysims.bsky.social from The Magnus Archives!
For more info on the campaign, visit
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and share/retweet this!
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For more info on the campaign, visit
theredactedunit.com/ks
and share/retweet this!
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May 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We've added a new stretch goal to unlock: A potential guest episode with @jonnysims.bsky.social from The Magnus Archives!
For more info on the campaign, visit
theredactedunit.com/ks
and share/retweet this!
@rustyquill.com
For more info on the campaign, visit
theredactedunit.com/ks
and share/retweet this!
@rustyquill.com
We're finally up to maybe my favourite Protocol character to write thus far
#TheMagnusProtocol episode 40 - Public Image. Written by @jonnysims.bsky.social. #MagnusPod
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May 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We're finally up to maybe my favourite Protocol character to write thus far
As someone who works in games publishing, if you want to buy games, your first stop should always be your local games shop if you have one (they'll always be happy to order stuff in for you), or direct from the publisher if you don't. Almost all boardgame/TTRPG publishers also sell direct.
Ooft. No more buying boardgames from Zatu for me. www.reddit.com/r/Norwich/co...
From the Norwich community on Reddit: ZATU Games! Anti Employment action group.
Explore this post and more from the Norwich community
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May 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
As someone who works in games publishing, if you want to buy games, your first stop should always be your local games shop if you have one (they'll always be happy to order stuff in for you), or direct from the publisher if you don't. Almost all boardgame/TTRPG publishers also sell direct.
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KILLJAM XXX Episode 2 - coming Wednesday, April 30!
Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good!
And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵
GET XXXCITED!
Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good!
And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵
GET XXXCITED!
April 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
KILLJAM XXX Episode 2 - coming Wednesday, April 30!
Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good!
And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵
GET XXXCITED!
Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good!
And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵
GET XXXCITED!
@chrismcfeely.bsky.social I havent been able to find the Transformers: The Basics episode on this guy. Any idea when it's dropping?
April 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@chrismcfeely.bsky.social I havent been able to find the Transformers: The Basics episode on this guy. Any idea when it's dropping?
You understand my vision.
April 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You understand my vision.
Has any catoonist, illustrator or fine artist ever been a bad enough dude to draw a skeleton with stubble? Or is it simply too cool to depict?
April 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Has any catoonist, illustrator or fine artist ever been a bad enough dude to draw a skeleton with stubble? Or is it simply too cool to depict?
This man sneezed directly in my face and I demand his immediate arrest.
April 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This man sneezed directly in my face and I demand his immediate arrest.