Jonny Sims
@jonnysims.bsky.social
Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA.
Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency
jonathan-sims.com
Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency
jonathan-sims.com
Settled on my new years resolutions:
- Watch a horror movie with a glass of whiskey at least once a week
- Host a bread party for Lammastide
- Finish learning to drive and visit an ancient yew
- Paint that damn wall
- Watch a horror movie with a glass of whiskey at least once a week
- Host a bread party for Lammastide
- Finish learning to drive and visit an ancient yew
- Paint that damn wall
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Settled on my new years resolutions:
- Watch a horror movie with a glass of whiskey at least once a week
- Host a bread party for Lammastide
- Finish learning to drive and visit an ancient yew
- Paint that damn wall
- Watch a horror movie with a glass of whiskey at least once a week
- Host a bread party for Lammastide
- Finish learning to drive and visit an ancient yew
- Paint that damn wall
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Mods asleep, post bearded cricketer's head with bat wings telling you about my stream.
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Mods asleep, post bearded cricketer's head with bat wings telling you about my stream.
Two stone-cold classics in the genre of ghostly vibes, coming to you at the speed of sound (specifically the sound of a languid, luxuriant recitation).
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Two stone-cold classics in the genre of ghostly vibes, coming to you at the speed of sound (specifically the sound of a languid, luxuriant recitation).
I've never advertised anything in my life as well as I'm advertising this little Christmas Stream, and it's just because I'm having so much fun with these pictures
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I've never advertised anything in my life as well as I'm advertising this little Christmas Stream, and it's just because I'm having so much fun with these pictures
Be there, or be haunted by the knowledge that you missed it; hounded by the spectre of spooks unlistened.
Or, like, catch the VOD later. You do you.
Or, like, catch the VOD later. You do you.
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Be there, or be haunted by the knowledge that you missed it; hounded by the spectre of spooks unlistened.
Or, like, catch the VOD later. You do you.
Or, like, catch the VOD later. You do you.
I was originally only intending to do one of these to promo my ghost story stream, but there are so many fun images I might just do a bunch of them.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was originally only intending to do one of these to promo my ghost story stream, but there are so many fun images I might just do a bunch of them.
Had a lot of fun putting this one together - a great village full of weird sisters, smelly tanners and definitely-not-destined-princes-just-normal-sons
Good news for adventurers who've just been blasted through a the wall of a nearby house by an angry wizard! MacGuffin & Co.'s latest patreon drop finally addresses the question everyone's been asking:
"Whose house is this?"
www.patreon.com/posts/whose-...
"Whose house is this?"
www.patreon.com/posts/whose-...
Whose House? Fantasy Village | MacGuffin & Co.
Get more from MacGuffin & Co. on Patreon
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December 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Had a lot of fun putting this one together - a great village full of weird sisters, smelly tanners and definitely-not-destined-princes-just-normal-sons
Dear Sir/Madam/&tc,
I write to inform you of an event in which I shall be reading some Christmas Eve ghost stories. It is to be streamed upon the platform of Twitch Dot Television at 7 o'clock, Greenwich Mean Time. I have enclosed a related meme for your consideration.
Your Faithfully,
J. P. Sims
I write to inform you of an event in which I shall be reading some Christmas Eve ghost stories. It is to be streamed upon the platform of Twitch Dot Television at 7 o'clock, Greenwich Mean Time. I have enclosed a related meme for your consideration.
Your Faithfully,
J. P. Sims
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dear Sir/Madam/&tc,
I write to inform you of an event in which I shall be reading some Christmas Eve ghost stories. It is to be streamed upon the platform of Twitch Dot Television at 7 o'clock, Greenwich Mean Time. I have enclosed a related meme for your consideration.
Your Faithfully,
J. P. Sims
I write to inform you of an event in which I shall be reading some Christmas Eve ghost stories. It is to be streamed upon the platform of Twitch Dot Television at 7 o'clock, Greenwich Mean Time. I have enclosed a related meme for your consideration.
Your Faithfully,
J. P. Sims
Going to the AEW show in Manchester tonight, and decided to make a sign that really speaks my truth.
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Going to the AEW show in Manchester tonight, and decided to make a sign that really speaks my truth.
A lovely Christmas evening courtesy @benitocereno.bsky.social and @travellingmanuk.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A lovely Christmas evening courtesy @benitocereno.bsky.social and @travellingmanuk.bsky.social
Lotta talk at the moment about AI voice theft chatbots atm. Not linking to sites because fuck that. Those familiar with my opinion on AI can probably guess my response, but to be clear: I consider the users of such chatbots to be hollow wastes of breath who are actively murdering their own souls.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Lotta talk at the moment about AI voice theft chatbots atm. Not linking to sites because fuck that. Those familiar with my opinion on AI can probably guess my response, but to be clear: I consider the users of such chatbots to be hollow wastes of breath who are actively murdering their own souls.
I'm finally gonna leave Spotify in the new year, so have been digging out and organising all the digital music I own and... Oof. Turns out 25 years of partially ripping CDs, downloading randpm tracks from LastFM and buying soundtrack stuff ad-hoc for RPG sessions leaves you with a bizarre collection
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I'm finally gonna leave Spotify in the new year, so have been digging out and organising all the digital music I own and... Oof. Turns out 25 years of partially ripping CDs, downloading randpm tracks from LastFM and buying soundtrack stuff ad-hoc for RPG sessions leaves you with a bizarre collection
A fine use for any book of mine
Bought Thirteen Storeys. Cat using it as a pillow. We have a hostage situation. @jonnysims.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
A fine use for any book of mine
Hullo! Below there!
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Hullo! Below there!
Godspeed You! Stuffed Tiger
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Godspeed You! Stuffed Tiger
Lets goooo
Oh heeey! Me, @laurenshippen.com and @jonnysims.bsky.social are talking about audio drama in just under half an hour over on Twitch and Youtube.
It'll be the first hour of Lauren's marathon livestream to mark the end of the Phantom Pulse crowdfunding campaign (21hrs left, go go go!)
Come join us!
It'll be the first hour of Lauren's marathon livestream to mark the end of the Phantom Pulse crowdfunding campaign (21hrs left, go go go!)
Come join us!
atypicalartists - Twitch
Go to phantompulse.com to learn about my newest project!
www.twitch.tv
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lets goooo
Come join!
We're going live in 30 minutes with @gejwatts.bsky.social, @jonnysims.bsky.social, @laurenshippen.com on Twitch and YouTube!!! Join us as we chat about audio drama, spooky stories, and ttrpgs! twitch.tv/atypicalartists
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Come join!
A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground!
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
‼️ COVER REVEAL ‼️
There's something lurking in the stifling darkness and labyrinthine tunnels that run below London... something old, something vicious, and something very, very hungry.
THE BURN LINE by @jonnysims.bsky.social publishes 9 July 2026. Available to pre-order now: geni.us/TheBurnLineHB
There's something lurking in the stifling darkness and labyrinthine tunnels that run below London... something old, something vicious, and something very, very hungry.
THE BURN LINE by @jonnysims.bsky.social publishes 9 July 2026. Available to pre-order now: geni.us/TheBurnLineHB
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground!
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
Look, I really want to listen to this one, so let's get it over the finish line, alright?
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
We’re entering the last few days of the Phantom Pulse Kickstarter campaign. Now is the time to join the groupies and get loud!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/aty...
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Look, I really want to listen to this one, so let's get it over the finish line, alright?
Dragonmeeting hard, or hardly meeting dragons, eh?
Dragonmeet! We're over by the big S4 doors - come say hi if you're about!
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Dragonmeeting hard, or hardly meeting dragons, eh?
I always say that how good you are gives you modifiers to the roll and how hard you work affects how many throws you get, but at the end of the day its just a roll of the dice, and its always long odds. And the scary thing is you gotta keep rolling them for your whole career.
Some close friends to be get a little frustrated in my tendency to priortise luck in my own career, as they know how I work. I try to explain that work just is buying a lottery ticket. It's necessary, but certainly not sufficient. I know many folks who've worked as hard but the dice have been cruel.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I always say that how good you are gives you modifiers to the roll and how hard you work affects how many throws you get, but at the end of the day its just a roll of the dice, and its always long odds. And the scary thing is you gotta keep rolling them for your whole career.
If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.