zeet (opinion columnist)
@zeet.bsky.social
i write annoying articles that set the tone of our national discourse. i am very important
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AOC has a better shot at 2028 than Newsom does, that prick already threw in his lot with the rightwing podcasters and the transphobes.
Reactionary centrists can whine about "purity tests," but fact is Dem contenders now must have spine & principles. Candidates without that will struggle in 2028.
Reactionary centrists can whine about "purity tests," but fact is Dem contenders now must have spine & principles. Candidates without that will struggle in 2028.
2028 watch: The most effective ad for Prop 50 came not from Gavin Newsom. It came from AOC.
-Super PAC Future Forward found that Ocasio-Cortez's direct-to-camera ad did better than ads featuring Newsom — Prop 50's chief cheerleader — and Barack Obama.
www.axios.com/2025/11/16/a...
-Super PAC Future Forward found that Ocasio-Cortez's direct-to-camera ad did better than ads featuring Newsom — Prop 50's chief cheerleader — and Barack Obama.
www.axios.com/2025/11/16/a...
Scoop: AOC's ad outscores Newsom's in California redistricting campaign
The report is a sign the progressive star could be a formidable opponent against Newsom — even in his home state — in a presidential primary.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
AOC has a better shot at 2028 than Newsom does, that prick already threw in his lot with the rightwing podcasters and the transphobes.
Reactionary centrists can whine about "purity tests," but fact is Dem contenders now must have spine & principles. Candidates without that will struggle in 2028.
Reactionary centrists can whine about "purity tests," but fact is Dem contenders now must have spine & principles. Candidates without that will struggle in 2028.
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She’s lying, of course, but it is noteworthy that the feels like she has to lie and say these things. She’s a weathervane and this is a sign of the way the wind is blowing.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
She’s lying, of course, but it is noteworthy that the feels like she has to lie and say these things. She’s a weathervane and this is a sign of the way the wind is blowing.
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ta-da! gyudon and blistered shishitos.
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November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ta-da! gyudon and blistered shishitos.
🍽️ 🍜 🍚
🍽️ 🍜 🍚
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It was straight teeth btw
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It was straight teeth btw
Wondered if he would be gotten for that one ngl
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wondered if he would be gotten for that one ngl
You would think Chatterton would eventually get tired of huffing his own farts
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You would think Chatterton would eventually get tired of huffing his own farts
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“Vine is returning”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Vine is returning”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
Huh, that’s cool i guess
“And will not allow AI content”
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A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
it's convenient that some of these people are self-reporting.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
it's convenient that some of these people are self-reporting.
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a lot has been written about how elected republicans are no longer the people who use right wing media to rile up the base, they are the most rabid consumers of that media themselves
sometimes that has very funny results
sometimes that has very funny results
Trump pressure campaign on Boebert backfired:
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
a lot has been written about how elected republicans are no longer the people who use right wing media to rile up the base, they are the most rabid consumers of that media themselves
sometimes that has very funny results
sometimes that has very funny results
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damn a lot of these epstein pen pals are kinda giving off ‘unindicted co-conspirator’ energy huh
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
damn a lot of these epstein pen pals are kinda giving off ‘unindicted co-conspirator’ energy huh
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
Vance out here trying to see which industries he can turn into democratic-leaning ones solely by saying dumb shit
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Vance out here trying to see which industries he can turn into democratic-leaning ones solely by saying dumb shit
Maureen Dowd in the byline is the tell, here.
Whitewashing wildly insufferably people is her bread and butter.
Whitewashing wildly insufferably people is her bread and butter.
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Maureen Dowd in the byline is the tell, here.
Whitewashing wildly insufferably people is her bread and butter.
Whitewashing wildly insufferably people is her bread and butter.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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Oh.
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh.
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Michael Wolff should be blackballed from every credible outlet in America lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Michael Wolff should be blackballed from every credible outlet in America lol
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Glad this story is finally public but also incredible that it is taking media so long to dig up what is essentially open knowledge in these communities rn.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Glad this story is finally public but also incredible that it is taking media so long to dig up what is essentially open knowledge in these communities rn.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
Aspiring Democrat platform:
- 6 weeks paid leave federal law for full time workers
- money out of politics constitutional amendment (publicly financed campaigns are one option)
- de-schedule cannabis
There's your three-point plan that appeals to 70% of the country.
- 6 weeks paid leave federal law for full time workers
- money out of politics constitutional amendment (publicly financed campaigns are one option)
- de-schedule cannabis
There's your three-point plan that appeals to 70% of the country.
"Do the rich have too much political power in the US?"
Democrats:
🟢 Yes: 96%
⚫️ No: 1%
Independents:
🟢 Yes: 87%
⚫️ No: 4%
Republican:
🟢 Yes: 68%
⚫️ No: 15%
Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/usapolli...
Democrats:
🟢 Yes: 96%
⚫️ No: 1%
Independents:
🟢 Yes: 87%
⚫️ No: 4%
Republican:
🟢 Yes: 68%
⚫️ No: 15%
Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/usapolli...
Americans Unite Against Billionaire Influence
Voters across party lines say billionaire power has gone too far and demand higher taxes
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Aspiring Democrat platform:
- 6 weeks paid leave federal law for full time workers
- money out of politics constitutional amendment (publicly financed campaigns are one option)
- de-schedule cannabis
There's your three-point plan that appeals to 70% of the country.
- 6 weeks paid leave federal law for full time workers
- money out of politics constitutional amendment (publicly financed campaigns are one option)
- de-schedule cannabis
There's your three-point plan that appeals to 70% of the country.
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Gar is a kind of furl used in a flar.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Gar is a kind of furl used in a flar.
I already can't stand McConaughey but at least this will make everyone else hate him too
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I already can't stand McConaughey but at least this will make everyone else hate him too
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Saying you inadvertently backed the US into a “National Security Event” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Saying you inadvertently backed the US into a “National Security Event” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.