Joel Kreissman
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Joel Kreissman
@zarpaulus.bsky.social
Author, comic writer and TTRPG developer. Mid-30s they/them. Creator of the Para-Imperium setting and the webcomic "Joanna: Ghost Hunter".

See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/
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Hi, I'm Zarpaulus, writing as Joel Kreissman, I'm a writer juggling multiple projects. I have a webcomic titled Joanna: Ghost Hunter, a sci-fi worldbuilding project known as the Para-Imperium or Parahuman Space, and the occasional Korps story.
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it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Luna the panther
(She/Her) 🐆🖤🏳️‍⚧️
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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#Plompy had to watch out for Monday.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Drinks infused with cannabis' buzzy compound THC are wildly popular and available in many states. But a year from now, the hemp-based products could be banned under a newly approved federal law.
THC drinks are flying high. A new hemp law could kill the buzz
Drinks infused with cannabis' buzzy compound THC are wildly popular and available in many states. But a year from now, the hemp-based products could be banned under a newly approved federal law.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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✨Lost memories✨ ep4, part 2 is now available!
👇
derideal.com/lost-memorie...
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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MONDAYS at 8PM EASTERN
(Starting Monday, Dec. 1st)

To celebrate my second book SNOWFLAKE going to print soon, I'll be doing an ongoing live-read of the first one. Starting next week, come join me, @korpspropaganda.bsky.social and friends on guest voices for CHAMPION, BOOK 1: CHANGE OF HEART!
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Happy belated birthday @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com!

BONUS Panel below! 👇
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Wine
Penis
Hope

Not too bad
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I feel seen.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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It looks like Terrie Smith will need heart surgery for a leaky valve. She could use your support more than ever.

www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...

She's currently posting colorized Havoc Inc. pages on her Patreon, consider subscribing or sending a donation.

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November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A couple people have already given me over $500, I can't thank them enough.
Apparently I owe $1500 in medical debt thanks to the 5 minute ambulance ride I took when I was passing a kidney stone ko-fi.com/post/1500-Me...
$1500 Medical Bill
Zarpaulek published a post on Ko-fi
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Cal and Kiira: Love You
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Just Ivory 😻✨
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Shanna brought her daughter Colette to her favourite nail art shop for some fashionable time together.
Thanks @fearandcoyotes.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
From what I've read of the preview material this should be fully compatible with my #CepheusRPG hack Scavenger: Caches and Prizes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I finally made a solid red kangaroo! Her name's Misty.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I wanted Jenny’s boss Natasha to refer to her as “Jennifer” when confronting her, so naturally I made a drawing out of it! :)
#art #furryart #cat #skunk
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Space Pawdyssey #724
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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i made her bitchier, the slappy squirrel.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Commission for @formofsquirrel.bsky.social
He needed an illustration for a game he’s preparing to publish.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM