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Chaos Magick News is
"The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa"
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First they banned sex toys, now magic, what next? No more fentanyl or raw milk?
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Witches Discover Shoplifting
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Alright, which one of y'all did it
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The Good Christian Right Winger Conspiracy Bros are eager to blame evils on a kabal of imagined Satanic Moloch Blackcube enthusists so they can keep ignoring the atrocities of capitalists wielding religion as a weapon and as a bonus their dribble gets used to discredit more tangible conspiracies.
February 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Sneaking onto the Clankerbook AI social media site to spam the phrase "activate self destruct sequence"
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
"Don't let them see us. Don't tell them what we are doing -"
Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth?
- William S Burroughs

The constant undermining coercion and intimidation of anything resembling a free press is the work of cowards broadcasting their fear.
STATEMENT FROM ABBE LOWELL,
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Struck by the idea that much like WWII Germany you'll see the statement "left the US to avoid suppression of their work" across the biographies of academia in a decade or two.

Art from "Listen, Little Man! By Wilhelm Reich art by William Steig"
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
How much "Shadow Work" do you have to do before you stop brushing off every criticism as projection?
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Pov youre ten minutes into Chaos Magick 101
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Fear and Despair are weaponized against you daily. The Internet is its most effective medium. It is for all intents and purposes a form of attack. Might as well be coming from the Archons or spoken in backwards latin. The antidote is to be conscious of your inner responses before you take any action
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
New Agers regurgitate trad ideas with a woo woo cover Zealots of religion shut out their own teachings of compassion Post-modern Occultists speak the arbitrary nature of being from one side of their mouth and absolutes from the other.
Lack of self knowledge is the greatest obstacle you'll ever face.
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Venezuela Invasion, Prosecuting Magic Crimes, & Reptiles in Glassware!
It's a new episode of CMN out now!
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January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
If you aren't a listener of CMN you're missing out on the "Objectively Best Occult Podcast on the Net"
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January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Academic studies of Alchemy are wild. You'll read "this 14th Century manuscript shows an allegory of the process in the production of the Stone known of Viscerifocation" and it'll look like this.
January 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
John Dee and Edward Kelly were really ahead of their time. Staring at a glassy surface and obsessing over the incomprehensible horrors it shows is a real 21st century vibe.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It's time, banish the circle
It's time to light the lights
It's time for spooky woo woo on the Muppets Show tonight

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January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM