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Chaos Magick News
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Chaos Magick News is
"The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa"
You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com
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And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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From Henry Corbin's Cyclical Time and Ismaili Gnosis

#ismaili #henrycorbin #gnosticism #time #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Reposting a CMN classic on trans day of remembrance, because humor is our coping mechanism in the face of so much tragedy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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If you're considering hexing someone.
1. Get salt, the person's name on a piece of paper, and a candle
2. Focus on your intention and accept the karmic weight you will be taking on.
3. Drop a piano on them
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Hold on a damn minute
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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...wait let's hear em out
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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You look at the sheer volume of crimes, all of the rattling of Epstein files, the fact that NOTHING is going to be done about any of it.
You realize why Phillip K Dick couldn't view the resignation of Nixon as anything other than divine intervention.

...cmon Valis, please?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY YOUTUBE AND MORE!!

#kennethgrant
#Typhonian
#oto
#thelema
#aleistercrowley
#occult
#occultpodcast
#magick
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews
#set
#Satanism
#dionfortune
#AustinOsmanSpare
#magicalrevival
#sexmagick
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY YOUTUBE AND MORE!!

#kennethgrant
#Typhonian
#oto
#thelema
#aleistercrowley
#occult
#occultpodcast
#magick
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews
#set
#Satanism
#dionfortune
#AustinOsmanSpare
#magicalrevival
#sexmagick
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Breaking News: Chuck Schumer says imaginary "Bailey family" Tulpa refusing to speak to him after caving on shutdown deal.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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An important thing to remember about anything esoteric is that it takes years of hard work and dedication to be able to talk about it without sounding cringe.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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tommiekelly.com
I’ve spent over 15 years calling myself a magician. Lately I’m realising the title might be the cage, not the key. My latest blog “If Magick Wants Me, It Knows Where I Am!”

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If Magick Wants Me, It Knows Where I Am | Tommie Kelly
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November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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tommiekelly.com
A new post in my ongoing series about rethinking my relationship with magick. This one asks a blunt question: would I even care about magick if my life actually felt okay? It’s a look at desire, suffering, and whether my practice has become part of the problem rather than the solution.
If Things Were Better, Would I Care About Magick? | Tommie Kelly
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Having too much fun with the Mamdani sign generator

#mamdani #zohranmamdani #newyork #abracadabra #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Secrets of the Knights Templar Exposed
#templars #knightstemplar #baphomet #waifu #animegirl #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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new garth merenghi content
Garth Marenghi Where Have You Been?!
YouTube video by Garth Marenghi
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November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Jury calls Sandwich indictment "Bologna" .... We'll be here all week folks
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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JackFrostCast EP 1 is live on YouTube (if you hate yt it'll be up on other streaming soon but you're missing out on the visuals)
Link in comments
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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It's ok to acknowledge that our current form of electoralism is hopelessly flawed. It's ok to look at where we're at and not be jumping for joy over the recent election results... But a lot of folks that ultimately want you dead are mad about it... so that's pretty funny. Take the win where you can
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This November 5th I invite all of the goobers that seized upon V for Vendetta and Watchmen to go hard on another Alan Moore work and become a weirdo art wizard. You'll be be more fun at parties.... Maybe
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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They more they change the more they stay the same
#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM