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Chaos Magick News is
"The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa"
You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com
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And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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From Henry Corbin's Cyclical Time and Ismaili Gnosis

#ismaili #henrycorbin #gnosticism #time #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Reposting a CMN classic on trans day of remembrance, because humor is our coping mechanism in the face of so much tragedy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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If you're considering hexing someone.
1. Get salt, the person's name on a piece of paper, and a candle
2. Focus on your intention and accept the karmic weight you will be taking on.
3. Drop a piano on them
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Hold on a damn minute
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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...wait let's hear em out
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY YOUTUBE AND MORE!!

#kennethgrant
#Typhonian
#oto
#thelema
#aleistercrowley
#occult
#occultpodcast
#magick
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews
#set
#Satanism
#dionfortune
#AustinOsmanSpare
#magicalrevival
#sexmagick
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY YOUTUBE AND MORE!!

#kennethgrant
#Typhonian
#oto
#thelema
#aleistercrowley
#occult
#occultpodcast
#magick
#Chaosmagick
#chaosmagicknews
#set
#Satanism
#dionfortune
#AustinOsmanSpare
#magicalrevival
#sexmagick
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Breaking News: Chuck Schumer says imaginary "Bailey family" Tulpa refusing to speak to him after caving on shutdown deal.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Having too much fun with the Mamdani sign generator

#mamdani #zohranmamdani #newyork #abracadabra #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Secrets of the Knights Templar Exposed
#templars #knightstemplar #baphomet #waifu #animegirl #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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JackFrostCast EP 1 is live on YouTube (if you hate yt it'll be up on other streaming soon but you're missing out on the visuals)
Link in comments
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This November 5th I invite all of the goobers that seized upon V for Vendetta and Watchmen to go hard on another Alan Moore work and become a weirdo art wizard. You'll be be more fun at parties.... Maybe
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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They more they change the more they stay the same
#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Woo Woos being utterly devastated their spirit guides haven't said anything since the government shutdown
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A CMN classic for the season.

#Chaosmagick
#occult
#magick
#magic
#tarot
#spooky
#occultmemes
#lefthandpath
#Satanism
#Gnostic
#thelema
#chaosmagicknews
#spookyseason
#samhain
#Halloween
#costume
#getajob
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A possibly comforting fact. Because of the pervasive nature of the secular materialist worldview even most Christians don't think you're a Satanic monster for practicing witchcraft, they're far more likely to think you're a big ole nerd that believes in magick.

You in their minds
👇
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Actually the Holiday is pronounced like SAM HYDE
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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If you can believe it the "Occult Iceberg" is finished and out for our Patreon supporters.

#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast #iceberg
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Your whole life is a gamble which is great cause gambling is awesome
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October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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CMN declined the offer, but representation is nice... We guess?
#whitehouse #freepress #presscorps #fakenews #headlines #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
October 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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#thelema #thelemite #goldendawn #crowley #occultbooks #aleistercrowley #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM