Joel Kreissman
@zarpaulus.bsky.social
Author, comic writer and TTRPG developer. Mid-30s they/them. Creator of the Para-Imperium setting and the webcomic "Joanna: Ghost Hunter".
See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/
See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/
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Joel Kreissman
@zarpaulus.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Hi, I'm Zarpaulus, writing as Joel Kreissman, I'm a writer juggling multiple projects. I have a webcomic titled Joanna: Ghost Hunter, a sci-fi worldbuilding project known as the Para-Imperium or Parahuman Space, and the occasional Korps story.
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ASTRONAUTS WANTED
Do you excel at multimedia mischief? How about managing a mercantile marketplace among the cosmos?
We're seeking staff for Media Production, Dealer Coordination, and other positions for #DVS8.
The form closes February 15, so apply today!
cloud.devious.systems/apps/forms/s...
Do you excel at multimedia mischief? How about managing a mercantile marketplace among the cosmos?
We're seeking staff for Media Production, Dealer Coordination, and other positions for #DVS8.
The form closes February 15, so apply today!
cloud.devious.systems/apps/forms/s...
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
ASTRONAUTS WANTED
Do you excel at multimedia mischief? How about managing a mercantile marketplace among the cosmos?
We're seeking staff for Media Production, Dealer Coordination, and other positions for #DVS8.
The form closes February 15, so apply today!
cloud.devious.systems/apps/forms/s...
Do you excel at multimedia mischief? How about managing a mercantile marketplace among the cosmos?
We're seeking staff for Media Production, Dealer Coordination, and other positions for #DVS8.
The form closes February 15, so apply today!
cloud.devious.systems/apps/forms/s...
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A foxy lady Ren Shiro appears just in time for festivities. Will you be put under her spell? 🔮🦊
Foxy prints and apparels in store: sixthleafcloverstore.com/search?q=kit...
#furryart | #furries | #anthroart
Foxy prints and apparels in store: sixthleafcloverstore.com/search?q=kit...
#furryart | #furries | #anthroart
February 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
A foxy lady Ren Shiro appears just in time for festivities. Will you be put under her spell? 🔮🦊
Foxy prints and apparels in store: sixthleafcloverstore.com/search?q=kit...
#furryart | #furries | #anthroart
Foxy prints and apparels in store: sixthleafcloverstore.com/search?q=kit...
#furryart | #furries | #anthroart
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How is the cold treating you all? Serene doesn't mind at all
repost: 2023
repost: 2023
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
How is the cold treating you all? Serene doesn't mind at all
repost: 2023
repost: 2023
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GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has officially started clinical trials! GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has officially started clinical trials! GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.
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ooga chaka ooga ooga
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
ooga chaka ooga ooga
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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Tumblr request: Movie Tangle and Whisper!
I made this request a while ago as it was supposed to be part of a collab, sadly this collab didn't come to pass, so I'll post it now!
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#SonicTheHedgehog #IDWsonic #WhisperTheWolf #TangleTheLemur #Whispangle
I made this request a while ago as it was supposed to be part of a collab, sadly this collab didn't come to pass, so I'll post it now!
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#SonicTheHedgehog #IDWsonic #WhisperTheWolf #TangleTheLemur #Whispangle
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tumblr request: Movie Tangle and Whisper!
I made this request a while ago as it was supposed to be part of a collab, sadly this collab didn't come to pass, so I'll post it now!
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#SonicTheHedgehog #IDWsonic #WhisperTheWolf #TangleTheLemur #Whispangle
I made this request a while ago as it was supposed to be part of a collab, sadly this collab didn't come to pass, so I'll post it now!
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#SonicTheHedgehog #IDWsonic #WhisperTheWolf #TangleTheLemur #Whispangle
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More comic lore coming your way from The Illustrious Q!
"Friendship is Magic issue 89 has @andypriceart.bsky.social making two references with Capper's T-Shirt. The first, being the obvious nod to Jim Davis's Monday hating cat Garfield. The other still blames her sister."
#mlp #mlpfim
"Friendship is Magic issue 89 has @andypriceart.bsky.social making two references with Capper's T-Shirt. The first, being the obvious nod to Jim Davis's Monday hating cat Garfield. The other still blames her sister."
#mlp #mlpfim
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
More comic lore coming your way from The Illustrious Q!
"Friendship is Magic issue 89 has @andypriceart.bsky.social making two references with Capper's T-Shirt. The first, being the obvious nod to Jim Davis's Monday hating cat Garfield. The other still blames her sister."
#mlp #mlpfim
"Friendship is Magic issue 89 has @andypriceart.bsky.social making two references with Capper's T-Shirt. The first, being the obvious nod to Jim Davis's Monday hating cat Garfield. The other still blames her sister."
#mlp #mlpfim
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Leatherman
-1D6 flash drives
-Notebook full of indecipherable chicken scratch
-Knitting needles with half-finished project
-Fidget necklace
-Leatherman
-1D6 flash drives
-Notebook full of indecipherable chicken scratch
-Knitting needles with half-finished project
-Fidget necklace
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Jar of pre-rolled joints
-Rose-gold electric lighter
-Tarot deck
-1d6 semiprecious stones
-Blue-mirrored aviator sunglasses
-Juice that makes you grow robot parts
-Harrow Chassis (uncommon)
-pet toy squeakers
-2d6 plasma grenades (activated)
-Jar of pre-rolled joints
-Rose-gold electric lighter
-Tarot deck
-1d6 semiprecious stones
-Blue-mirrored aviator sunglasses
-Juice that makes you grow robot parts
-Harrow Chassis (uncommon)
-pet toy squeakers
-2d6 plasma grenades (activated)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- Time clock (cursed)
- Kamen Rider belt (Rare)
- 37 Metal Dice
- Gunpla Nippers
- 29499 Common Digimon cards
- Potion of Haste
- Kamen Rider OOO's Underwear
- 2 Half-built Gunpla (no box no manual)
- 1-4 Gunpla runners with missing pieces
- Hourglass (cursed)
- Time clock (cursed)
- Kamen Rider belt (Rare)
- 37 Metal Dice
- Gunpla Nippers
- 29499 Common Digimon cards
- Potion of Haste
- Kamen Rider OOO's Underwear
- 2 Half-built Gunpla (no box no manual)
- 1-4 Gunpla runners with missing pieces
- Hourglass (cursed)
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Leatherman
-1D6 flash drives
-Notebook full of indecipherable chicken scratch
-Knitting needles with half-finished project
-Fidget necklace
-Leatherman
-1D6 flash drives
-Notebook full of indecipherable chicken scratch
-Knitting needles with half-finished project
-Fidget necklace
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Cornelius the bunny dad.
(Genderbend Conchita)
(Genderbend Conchita)
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Cornelius the bunny dad.
(Genderbend Conchita)
(Genderbend Conchita)
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also the Klingons are PERCEIVED to be fearless honor-seeking warriors when in reality a lot of them were corrupt, toxic assholes who would backstab each other if given the change to gain power in their archaic feudal system!
Star Trek literally addressed this nearly 40 years ago with this scene. In quote Riker himself, it's "incredibly outmoded and sexist attitude" to think Klingons can't wear skirts.
youtu.be/tzE7P3KPi4I?...
youtu.be/tzE7P3KPi4I?...
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
also the Klingons are PERCEIVED to be fearless honor-seeking warriors when in reality a lot of them were corrupt, toxic assholes who would backstab each other if given the change to gain power in their archaic feudal system!
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The first big fascist wave in Germany and Italy was driven by the humiliation and suffering of WW1. Our current wave of American fascism is largely driven by rich guys who want it to be illegal for you to laugh at them.
the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The first big fascist wave in Germany and Italy was driven by the humiliation and suffering of WW1. Our current wave of American fascism is largely driven by rich guys who want it to be illegal for you to laugh at them.
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Fallout theory: "Dogmeat" is a legendary figure in the wasteland, an immortal canine guide of uncertain appearance.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Fallout theory: "Dogmeat" is a legendary figure in the wasteland, an immortal canine guide of uncertain appearance.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
Because in reality it's a series of Doggos named dogmeat, all the goodest of dogs.
This strange accidental handing over a mantle, if you will.
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Related: If you want your garden to be a natural habitat, you can't go and selectively murder half its population because you don't like wasps. We call it an ecosystem for a reason, if you start ripping out gears, it WILL malfunction. Learn to coexist, or consider moving into a condo.
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Related: If you want your garden to be a natural habitat, you can't go and selectively murder half its population because you don't like wasps. We call it an ecosystem for a reason, if you start ripping out gears, it WILL malfunction. Learn to coexist, or consider moving into a condo.
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Was a pleasure to meet Estelle Ellis - the voice of Krystal from StarFox Adventures - at her panel on working in videogames at Scotiacon today, started drawing this during the panel - and she even signed it afterwards! 😊
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Was a pleasure to meet Estelle Ellis - the voice of Krystal from StarFox Adventures - at her panel on working in videogames at Scotiacon today, started drawing this during the panel - and she even signed it afterwards! 😊
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“God damn it, when will we ever see a generation of artists with healthy bodies!”
— Vincent van Gogh, in a letter to his brother Theo.
— Vincent van Gogh, in a letter to his brother Theo.
They've disabled quotes but Beethoven, Toulouse-Lautrec, Van Gogh, Frida Kahlo, Goya, Matisse, Cyprián Majerník, Dorothy Stanton Wise
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
“God damn it, when will we ever see a generation of artists with healthy bodies!”
— Vincent van Gogh, in a letter to his brother Theo.
— Vincent van Gogh, in a letter to his brother Theo.
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Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Anything that deviates from normal is a conspiracy, including when things are precisely normal.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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It's an Original(ist) Sin DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Unread new strip up now, at the Mothership!
www.dorktower.com/2026/02/06/o...
Repost/Reblog/Reread/Repeat, thanks so much!
www.dorktower.com/2026/02/06/o...
Repost/Reblog/Reread/Repeat, thanks so much!
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
It's an Original(ist) Sin DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Unread new strip up now, at the Mothership!
www.dorktower.com/2026/02/06/o...
Repost/Reblog/Reread/Repeat, thanks so much!
www.dorktower.com/2026/02/06/o...
Repost/Reblog/Reread/Repeat, thanks so much!
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someone said it’s werewolf day?
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 AM
someone said it’s werewolf day?
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The Olympics aren't complete without the STONES!! #animation #olympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The Olympics aren't complete without the STONES!! #animation #olympics
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February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM