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syntaxtakes.bsky.social
Evil Cat Lady Peddler
@syntaxtakes.bsky.social
∍⧽⧼∊ Queer Furry Villainy🔞
Author of Induction and More
& 🦓 🐉 ΘΔ
Writing about evil horny things
💍 @eight-stroke.bsky.social 💖💖

Book links & other places to find me: https://linktr.ee/syntaxtakes
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If you die to my ivy in deadlock know that your death goes to a good cause
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM
and i mean

it's a pretty good name i still haven't found anything that beats it
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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the mood for kink as of late
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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I dunno, if a really big account reposted my work with the text equivalent of "ew, why would someone make this", I would be pretty pissed.

I think that's a normal reaction to have.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Every time someone compliments my steam name i reset the timer on eventually changing it
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
TEEHEE
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I’m honing to a fine art antagonizing all my millennial friends as a zoomer who can write in mostly complete sentences
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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I can't believe it's been 6 years since I posted this and it made people so angry that they told me to eat medical waste
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Recreated a video i saw a few years ago (if anyone has it please share)
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yes, agree
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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now more than ever:
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Friendly reminder that Congress had enough phone calls coming in last February that it was actively causing the phone system to crash and they had to progressively work to upgrade it over several nights to ensure it could handle the call volume.

If enough people call, it disrupts the system.
I'm seeing a lot of posts to call your reps but little on actually how. 5calls.org is a great site where you can put in your zip code and get numbers for your house representative and two senators. You also can get a script if you're like me and stumble over your thoughts.
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Evergreen.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Sorry if you followed me for some other kind of posting, I serve perverts here
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I gotta get more art of my fursona eating too much, it’s important
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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ivy from last year
July 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
OH SHIT ITS 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Anytime bitch I’ve got kinks you will regret being exposed to
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
If you like I can come instill in you a kink you’ll feel way grumpier about instead
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
More soon tho
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Well i probably shouldn’t have made any promises about writing huh
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Happy New Year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM