Evil Cat Lady Peddler
@syntaxtakes.bsky.social
∍⧽⧼∊ Queer Furry Villainy🔞
Author of Induction and More
& 🦓 🐉 ΘΔ
Writing about evil horny things
💍 @eight-stroke.bsky.social 💖💖
Book links & other places to find me: https://linktr.ee/syntaxtakes
Author of Induction and More
& 🦓 🐉 ΘΔ
Writing about evil horny things
💍 @eight-stroke.bsky.social 💖💖
Book links & other places to find me: https://linktr.ee/syntaxtakes
A Joke for Nobody
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A Joke for Nobody
If I get a halloween horror-themed commission going i'm gonna model it after a very The Ring/SCP style rendition of this stupid bit
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If I get a halloween horror-themed commission going i'm gonna model it after a very The Ring/SCP style rendition of this stupid bit
Some thoughts on Silent Hill F
ppl comparing it to dark souls probably haven't played enough dark souls imho
ppl comparing it to dark souls probably haven't played enough dark souls imho
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Some thoughts on Silent Hill F
ppl comparing it to dark souls probably haven't played enough dark souls imho
ppl comparing it to dark souls probably haven't played enough dark souls imho
New icon for rest of Spooky Season
A gift from @eight-stroke.bsky.social last year <3
Everyone's favorite Malevolently hot cat, Carmen Rayne, ready to put some new potions in you
A gift from @eight-stroke.bsky.social last year <3
Everyone's favorite Malevolently hot cat, Carmen Rayne, ready to put some new potions in you
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
New icon for rest of Spooky Season
A gift from @eight-stroke.bsky.social last year <3
Everyone's favorite Malevolently hot cat, Carmen Rayne, ready to put some new potions in you
A gift from @eight-stroke.bsky.social last year <3
Everyone's favorite Malevolently hot cat, Carmen Rayne, ready to put some new potions in you
I'm embarking on a very bad decision
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm embarking on a very bad decision
game still peak after all these years
September 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
game still peak after all these years
Finally
now i just gotta take care of the secret fuckers in 2 and 3
now i just gotta take care of the secret fuckers in 2 and 3
September 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Finally
now i just gotta take care of the secret fuckers in 2 and 3
now i just gotta take care of the secret fuckers in 2 and 3
Oh, you're such a tease, stop it
September 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Oh, you're such a tease, stop it
all the comments celebrating his death make me sick, really it's just not appropriate at all. Where is your basic human compassion? we're never getting another man quite like him.
September 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
all the comments celebrating his death make me sick, really it's just not appropriate at all. Where is your basic human compassion? we're never getting another man quite like him.
I fucking hate this guy he's a scumbag but unfortunately i'm also a 1440p truther
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I fucking hate this guy he's a scumbag but unfortunately i'm also a 1440p truther
Korps heavies end up very desensitized when it comes to showing off their bodies—for Redline, it's just as much about rubbing capes' noses in it after she beats 'em senseless. She makes sure when the phones come out, they get plenty to look at.
Amazing fucking art by @ghangaji.bsky.social !!!
Amazing fucking art by @ghangaji.bsky.social !!!
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Korps heavies end up very desensitized when it comes to showing off their bodies—for Redline, it's just as much about rubbing capes' noses in it after she beats 'em senseless. She makes sure when the phones come out, they get plenty to look at.
Amazing fucking art by @ghangaji.bsky.social !!!
Amazing fucking art by @ghangaji.bsky.social !!!
I should mention I have a folder of Rook art that is maybe the largest and most well-supplied even to this day, she was the primary character I lobbed at every artist for a LONG time
Case in point one of the MOST RECENT pieces of her I got, from the wonderful @waterabsorbant.bsky.social <3
Case in point one of the MOST RECENT pieces of her I got, from the wonderful @waterabsorbant.bsky.social <3
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I should mention I have a folder of Rook art that is maybe the largest and most well-supplied even to this day, she was the primary character I lobbed at every artist for a LONG time
Case in point one of the MOST RECENT pieces of her I got, from the wonderful @waterabsorbant.bsky.social <3
Case in point one of the MOST RECENT pieces of her I got, from the wonderful @waterabsorbant.bsky.social <3
When she's not managing her local library and charming every new patron with her bubbly personality and alarming amount of interest in genre fiction, cookbooks, greek mythology, etc, she's dressing up and prettying herself up for a very satisfying evening of getting stuffed in every sense
September 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When she's not managing her local library and charming every new patron with her bubbly personality and alarming amount of interest in genre fiction, cookbooks, greek mythology, etc, she's dressing up and prettying herself up for a very satisfying evening of getting stuffed in every sense
reintroducing my old OC Rook, gigantic librarian horse and lowkey manic hedonist
At one point an MLP:FIM character with an eerily familiar color scheme, I now have her operating in a completely unrelated setting where she goes about her day to day as a bookish cougar with too much appetite
At one point an MLP:FIM character with an eerily familiar color scheme, I now have her operating in a completely unrelated setting where she goes about her day to day as a bookish cougar with too much appetite
September 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
reintroducing my old OC Rook, gigantic librarian horse and lowkey manic hedonist
At one point an MLP:FIM character with an eerily familiar color scheme, I now have her operating in a completely unrelated setting where she goes about her day to day as a bookish cougar with too much appetite
At one point an MLP:FIM character with an eerily familiar color scheme, I now have her operating in a completely unrelated setting where she goes about her day to day as a bookish cougar with too much appetite
I really oughta revisit what happens to Volta on full moons cuz yeah you're right, this goes hard but could go even harder
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I really oughta revisit what happens to Volta on full moons cuz yeah you're right, this goes hard but could go even harder
funny joke for those who remember
August 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
funny joke for those who remember
Marathon 2 rules by the way, this guy is in it
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Marathon 2 rules by the way, this guy is in it
Me when his car alarm's going off mysteriously
August 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me when his car alarm's going off mysteriously
Fastest way to discourage ever downloading an app
August 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Fastest way to discourage ever downloading an app
This is the face of a woman who has trained her girlfriend to put on a collar and leash, roll over, beg for treats, and yowl needily when she's blowing her back out
Volta is the rarely seen huge, aggressive, murderous puppygirl Carmen loves her for
Volta is the rarely seen huge, aggressive, murderous puppygirl Carmen loves her for
August 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is the face of a woman who has trained her girlfriend to put on a collar and leash, roll over, beg for treats, and yowl needily when she's blowing her back out
Volta is the rarely seen huge, aggressive, murderous puppygirl Carmen loves her for
Volta is the rarely seen huge, aggressive, murderous puppygirl Carmen loves her for
"Syn what the fuck does this mean"
Oh, you know!
Oh, you know!
August 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Syn what the fuck does this mean"
Oh, you know!
Oh, you know!
and if you don't know
now you know
now you know
August 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
and if you don't know
now you know
now you know
oh wow this never got posted did it
Carmen giving Ellen a lesson in dining etiquette, by @shapelessink.bsky.social <3
Carmen giving Ellen a lesson in dining etiquette, by @shapelessink.bsky.social <3
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
oh wow this never got posted did it
Carmen giving Ellen a lesson in dining etiquette, by @shapelessink.bsky.social <3
Carmen giving Ellen a lesson in dining etiquette, by @shapelessink.bsky.social <3