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Zlexander Barlowe
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Video games enthusiasts.
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It's really depressing that AI has sullied what was an absolutely hilarious & awesome set from Danimal. People now think anything that's "uncanny valley" looking is AI.
in the MAGFest concert chat people seemed to be confused that the animated character was AI (might have just been unclear language)

it’s full body and facial motion capture of me inputted into Unreal Engine, I detail it on my Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/126319...
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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a big problem with terminator is that they already made the coolest possible super terminator in T2 and every effort to top it just feels forced
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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the real question is "is Lego brave enough to make a set featuring a Pokémon from earlier than 30 years ago" and the answer is of course not
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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lego has been rich yuppie shit for a while and nintendo has transparently started keying things to target the average age (33) of a pokemon fan so idk why people are shocked at the pokemon lego sets being shit you gotta take out a mortgage for
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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I get that Lego is for adult collectors at this point but Jesus Christ
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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when your colleague decides to show you their project but you dont want an HR case
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Thanks everyone for coming out to the GB meetup! I yet again tackled my extreme anxiety of not knowing what to say or do via the power of being excited to see you all!
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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They really did it

Ram Ranch
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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You are 40 your starting Pokemon are , bulbasaur, bulbalright, and bulbaregrets
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Drew Mario and Luigi from memory. How'd I do?
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY

MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE

DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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I doubt this is real but I can easily see some dumb hollywood exec going 'people watch 12 hour youtube videos so our movies can be that long'
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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if this is real that shit's turbo DOA
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Oh this will be useful
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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This is why I fuck with Fujimoto so heavy, this truly is the essence of being a fan of a medium.
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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kinda funny that Mass Effect 3 feels like the last major fan outcry before every company just folded and gave fans everything they demanded forever
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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gork is this true

mhm, I see, okay

mork is this true
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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you think white dudes who become rastafarian are annoying wait until we find aliens and dudes start converting to THEIR religions
January 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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this is the one franchise where them being old and busted improves it
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿

(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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"Is Rance Woke?" - the greatest thread in the history of vndb, locked by a moderator after Sengoku Rance was deemed to have too much gameplay to qualify as a Visual Novel.
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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I can't explain this one, really.
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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When you can't stop thinking about that dumb post you saw.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM