Zakko
@zakko.bsky.social
Purveyor of the Internet's Finest Wank.
Formerly @zakkorama on the dead bird
Formerly @zakkorama on the dead bird
This is gross af
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is gross af
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
I have been gifted a sourdough starter. His name is Doughbi Wan Kenobi. My first bake:
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have been gifted a sourdough starter. His name is Doughbi Wan Kenobi. My first bake:
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Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
“They say that Jesus is the way but then they gave him a white face so they don’t have pray to someone that they deem less than them.”
Why, Ms. Hayley Williams, I might be smitten with you.
Why, Ms. Hayley Williams, I might be smitten with you.
July 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“They say that Jesus is the way but then they gave him a white face so they don’t have pray to someone that they deem less than them.”
Why, Ms. Hayley Williams, I might be smitten with you.
Why, Ms. Hayley Williams, I might be smitten with you.
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Oatie got me thru today
This is Oatie. He’s making sure you’re doing alright. There’s a lot going on right now so if you’d like a hug or maybe a snuggle he’s available. 12/10 (IG: blueoatie)
July 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oatie got me thru today
SUMMON THE DRAG QUEENS!!!!!
“These ICE loons are marching through public places doing militaristic photo ops. What should we do?“
“DROP BRIGHT YELLOW AND PINK STUFFED ANIMALS EVERYWHERE. MAKE EVERY PICTURE LOOK RIDICULOUS.”
“Don’t throw them. Just make sure they are in every single picture.”
“DROP BRIGHT YELLOW AND PINK STUFFED ANIMALS EVERYWHERE. MAKE EVERY PICTURE LOOK RIDICULOUS.”
“Don’t throw them. Just make sure they are in every single picture.”
July 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
SUMMON THE DRAG QUEENS!!!!!
Snapshot of my current mental state: just launched the Remote app on my iPhone to fast forward through the ads to get to the movie.
I’m in a movie theater.
I’m in a movie theater.
July 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Snapshot of my current mental state: just launched the Remote app on my iPhone to fast forward through the ads to get to the movie.
I’m in a movie theater.
I’m in a movie theater.
Alright F1. Thrill me. I dare you.
July 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Alright F1. Thrill me. I dare you.
After this monstrosity of a day, finding Ao3 is in maintenance might push me to find a clock tower.
July 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
After this monstrosity of a day, finding Ao3 is in maintenance might push me to find a clock tower.
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If any of these are your reps, please take 5 min today and call. Scripts and numbers at 5calls.org. Kill this absolute travesty of a bill.
These are the weak points. You know what to do. First thing tomorrow, use 5calls.org and raise hell.
July 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If any of these are your reps, please take 5 min today and call. Scripts and numbers at 5calls.org. Kill this absolute travesty of a bill.
Real quick. What are we calling the concentration camp our government is building in Florida?
Alligator Auschwitz? Crocodile Krakow?
I’ll be damned if I call it anything less than what it is.
Alligator Auschwitz? Crocodile Krakow?
I’ll be damned if I call it anything less than what it is.
July 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Real quick. What are we calling the concentration camp our government is building in Florida?
Alligator Auschwitz? Crocodile Krakow?
I’ll be damned if I call it anything less than what it is.
Alligator Auschwitz? Crocodile Krakow?
I’ll be damned if I call it anything less than what it is.
Am I too old to learn the choreo for Janet Jackson’s “If” video?
NAAAAHHHHH
Also the children need to learn to put some respect on Miss Jackson’s name
NAAAAHHHHH
Also the children need to learn to put some respect on Miss Jackson’s name
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Am I too old to learn the choreo for Janet Jackson’s “If” video?
NAAAAHHHHH
Also the children need to learn to put some respect on Miss Jackson’s name
NAAAAHHHHH
Also the children need to learn to put some respect on Miss Jackson’s name
Miss Kelly Carlson out here covering “Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover” on @kellyclarksontv.bsky.social, and I’m supposed to just be okay?
No words for how much I love that song
No words for how much I love that song
July 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Miss Kelly Carlson out here covering “Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover” on @kellyclarksontv.bsky.social, and I’m supposed to just be okay?
No words for how much I love that song
No words for how much I love that song
My fav reaction to #KPopDemonHunters so far: did they just say “Demonic Boy Band?! Oh my God, I can fix all of them.”
July 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My fav reaction to #KPopDemonHunters so far: did they just say “Demonic Boy Band?! Oh my God, I can fix all of them.”
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June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Step on my neck queen
June 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Step on my neck queen
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ranked choice should have one additional box that just says "no fuckin way" and it counts for negative two votes
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
ranked choice should have one additional box that just says "no fuckin way" and it counts for negative two votes
This is frankly deeply insulting to Javert. He had a moral code, twisted as it was.
The inability to grasp the moral meaning of a famously unsubtle work of art—
—and the suggestion that he might identify more with Javert, the inflexible obsessive lawman ultimately unable to live with himself after what he sees—
—make this a perfect Trumpian moment of ignorance and immorality.
—and the suggestion that he might identify more with Javert, the inflexible obsessive lawman ultimately unable to live with himself after what he sees—
—make this a perfect Trumpian moment of ignorance and immorality.
June 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is frankly deeply insulting to Javert. He had a moral code, twisted as it was.
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This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10
June 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10
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This is one of the most profound essays I’ve read in years. You don’t need me to tell you that Hanif Abdurraqib is one of the finest writers of our time, but this essay in particular is a hard-won offering. Please read it and share with people you love.
In Defense of Despair
The feeling is most commonly framed as an end point, a level of despondency that cannot be overcome. But it doesn’t have to be so.
www.newyorker.com
May 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is one of the most profound essays I’ve read in years. You don’t need me to tell you that Hanif Abdurraqib is one of the finest writers of our time, but this essay in particular is a hard-won offering. Please read it and share with people you love.
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This is the example that bothers me the most, as a professor. You are representing that you read the cited source when you did not. Instead, you read a review that quoted the source or summarized its argument. Your failure to cite the item you actually consulted is willful dishonesty.
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is the example that bothers me the most, as a professor. You are representing that you read the cited source when you did not. Instead, you read a review that quoted the source or summarized its argument. Your failure to cite the item you actually consulted is willful dishonesty.
At my first Town Hall meeting. I like Beto O’Rourke very much, and any progressive who will travel to MAGA country and have a meeting, I’m obliged to attend.
May 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
At my first Town Hall meeting. I like Beto O’Rourke very much, and any progressive who will travel to MAGA country and have a meeting, I’m obliged to attend.