Citoyen Orang-outan
@zaitra.bsky.social
Charmingly provincial
#stopthestupid
#stopthestupid
Dirty dishes in the sink is one thing, having a problem with clean dishes in the rack is oppressive, maybe even cruel and unusual
OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dirty dishes in the sink is one thing, having a problem with clean dishes in the rack is oppressive, maybe even cruel and unusual
it's called pencilvania because that's where the american pencil factory is that makes every kid their one pencil (2 if their parents voted for trump)
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it's called pencilvania because that's where the american pencil factory is that makes every kid their one pencil (2 if their parents voted for trump)
what side did the wild hamsters take in the syrian civil war
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
what side did the wild hamsters take in the syrian civil war
UK seriously needs to smoke a doob or two and chill tf out on trans people they're going third reich on this shit
the Ipsos Pride survey is genuinely an awesome product, but jesus the difference in the UK/US on trans issues is nuts
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
UK seriously needs to smoke a doob or two and chill tf out on trans people they're going third reich on this shit
lmao
JD Vance's half-brother has lost by an overwhelming margin as he tried to become the mayor of Cincinnati.
Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.
Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
lmao
I feel like we don't talk enough about the 20-24 blue shift within 65+
Does lead exposure make you a MAGA Republican? A non-controlled N=1 investigative study
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I feel like we don't talk enough about the 20-24 blue shift within 65+
"prince andrew homelessness discourse"
BREAKING: Prince Andrew stripped of royal titles and evicted from Windsor mansion, palace says
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"prince andrew homelessness discourse"
usually not a good sign when 2009 is the point of comparison
HIRING HITS ITS LOWEST LEVEL SINCE 2009 — CNBC
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
usually not a good sign when 2009 is the point of comparison
When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the pronouns
Ah yes the many times The Woke demanded the President pull comedians from TV
September 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the pronouns
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Regime dissident Jimmy Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Regime dissident Jimmy Kimmel
This horseshit is getting really fucking old really fucking quickly
ABC announced that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show “indefinitely” after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death.
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments
Mr. Kimmel faced some criticism for comments he made on Monday about the motives of the man who is accused of killing Charlie Kirk.
nyti.ms
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This horseshit is getting really fucking old really fucking quickly
so when did he take up smoking three packs a day lmao
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
so when did he take up smoking three packs a day lmao
Performative male (flanged)
September 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Performative male (flanged)
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omg did you see what Fetterman said???
Users added context: John Fetterman died of a stroke in 2022, after which his body has been possessed by an entity of unknown origin thought to be carried from Afghanistan by American troops during the withdrawal. Its purposes are believed to be malevolent.
Users added context: John Fetterman died of a stroke in 2022, after which his body has been possessed by an entity of unknown origin thought to be carried from Afghanistan by American troops during the withdrawal. Its purposes are believed to be malevolent.
September 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
omg did you see what Fetterman said???
Users added context: John Fetterman died of a stroke in 2022, after which his body has been possessed by an entity of unknown origin thought to be carried from Afghanistan by American troops during the withdrawal. Its purposes are believed to be malevolent.
Users added context: John Fetterman died of a stroke in 2022, after which his body has been possessed by an entity of unknown origin thought to be carried from Afghanistan by American troops during the withdrawal. Its purposes are believed to be malevolent.
6,000 chicken fajitas. With sauce.
BBC News - Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
The fast food chain is reassessing its use of the tech after a number of errors were shared widely online.
www.bbc.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
6,000 chicken fajitas. With sauce.
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There’s a sense in which internet inspired mass shootings are becoming a sort of mystery religion. There’s a canon of sacred works (various manifestos), symbols, a great many worshippers and acolytes (mostly online in forums) - and then a final, often fatal, initiation by blood into the pantheon
August 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There’s a sense in which internet inspired mass shootings are becoming a sort of mystery religion. There’s a canon of sacred works (various manifestos), symbols, a great many worshippers and acolytes (mostly online in forums) - and then a final, often fatal, initiation by blood into the pantheon
I'm honestly shocked he hasn't backed down from this yet. Thought it would be Tuesday afternoon at the latest.
Check this shit out motherfucker
*embargoes own country*
*embargoes own country*
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm honestly shocked he hasn't backed down from this yet. Thought it would be Tuesday afternoon at the latest.
the whole "we need to teach how to do TAXES" thing is such a stupid meme atp. how much "financial literacy" can you even teach
At this $65,000 a year AI-driven school, there are no teachers.
Students study for two hours a day using apps and personalized lesson plans and spend their afternoons on life skills such as financial literacy.
Students study for two hours a day using apps and personalized lesson plans and spend their afternoons on life skills such as financial literacy.
For $65,000 a year, a teacher-less AI private school comes to Virginia
At Alpha School, a new private school in Northern Virginia, students will study for just two hours a day using adaptive apps and personalized lesson plans.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the whole "we need to teach how to do TAXES" thing is such a stupid meme atp. how much "financial literacy" can you even teach
Um, epic??? You, my good sir, have just won the internet today!
Hard not to see Elon Musk fandom as like a reverse Turing Test - the people who make loving him their entire personality are so empty inside that they just say things they have heard others say is funny or cool and repeat it forever, hoping to convince others (and themselves) that they are real.
July 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Um, epic??? You, my good sir, have just won the internet today!
The wild thing is they did this AFTER Trump was inaugurated. Like at least give your boy a chance!
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
Dad Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s on Front Line
Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.
trib.al
July 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The wild thing is they did this AFTER Trump was inaugurated. Like at least give your boy a chance!