Zack Mast
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Me and @zackmast.bsky.social as Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me and @zackmast.bsky.social as Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert
Did a double feature of Die My Love and Frankenstein and was somehow not prepared for the number of guns pointed at animals
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Did a double feature of Die My Love and Frankenstein and was somehow not prepared for the number of guns pointed at animals
The only real analysis that makes sense is they didn’t want to mess up their own Thanksgivings
"but I am le tired" ass caucus
weirdly honest messaging from the breakaway mod/institutionalist leaders who blew up the party strategy
they're explicitly giving up. "It wasn't working so we quit" that's the message
they're explicitly giving up. "It wasn't working so we quit" that's the message
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The only real analysis that makes sense is they didn’t want to mess up their own Thanksgivings
I’m hungover and yet I seem to have more energy than the Bills
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m hungover and yet I seem to have more energy than the Bills
All these guys sound so indignant when they complain about the problems brought about by their own politics. They’re in a real reaping phase.
"This will live on" -- Duffy explains that flying will remain a mess even after the shutdown because so many air traffic controllers are retiring
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
All these guys sound so indignant when they complain about the problems brought about by their own politics. They’re in a real reaping phase.
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First as comedy, then as national tragedy
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
First as comedy, then as national tragedy
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40th Ward Ald. Andre Vazquez is up next.
“I’ve never been prouder to be a Chicagoan in my life. … Come to Chicago and you’ll realize what greatness in this county looks like,” he says, riffing off MAGA. “Chicago is a welcoming city unless you’re a fascist.”
“I’ve never been prouder to be a Chicagoan in my life. … Come to Chicago and you’ll realize what greatness in this county looks like,” he says, riffing off MAGA. “Chicago is a welcoming city unless you’re a fascist.”
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
40th Ward Ald. Andre Vazquez is up next.
“I’ve never been prouder to be a Chicagoan in my life. … Come to Chicago and you’ll realize what greatness in this county looks like,” he says, riffing off MAGA. “Chicago is a welcoming city unless you’re a fascist.”
“I’ve never been prouder to be a Chicagoan in my life. … Come to Chicago and you’ll realize what greatness in this county looks like,” he says, riffing off MAGA. “Chicago is a welcoming city unless you’re a fascist.”
Could Trump make a frozen pizza? I bet he would end up smearing toppings all over the oven.
reeling at the idea that trump is using an example of people who pay by check at the grocery store in 2025. if you freaky fridayed him into a normal person's life he would starve to death in a week.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Could Trump make a frozen pizza? I bet he would end up smearing toppings all over the oven.
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Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...
Elvis Is Alive
The Setup
“5. Elvis Is Living in My Bunker (Baghdad Enquirer)”
– From David Letterman’s “Top 10 Headlines in Today's Baghdad Newspapers,” February 1, 1991
Elvis Presley suffered a ghoulish revival ...
www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...
Building affordable net-zero housing with climate resilience measures is something we could do everywhere — but the guy making luxury homes on the Florida coast gets the press as a “pioneer” apple.news/Ar8rD5vAtQjO...
‘The future of homes.’ Why this Bradenton development is earning national praise — Bradenton Herald
It was designed to be the home of the future — steadfast against extreme weather and reliant only on the sun for power.
apple.news
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Building affordable net-zero housing with climate resilience measures is something we could do everywhere — but the guy making luxury homes on the Florida coast gets the press as a “pioneer” apple.news/Ar8rD5vAtQjO...
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The ICE GO HOME stickers on mirror vinyl are in and they look so good. Only $2!
If you're in a city with a particularly noxious ICE presence I give you a few extra, for good measure.
square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
If you're in a city with a particularly noxious ICE presence I give you a few extra, for good measure.
square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
September 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The ICE GO HOME stickers on mirror vinyl are in and they look so good. Only $2!
If you're in a city with a particularly noxious ICE presence I give you a few extra, for good measure.
square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
If you're in a city with a particularly noxious ICE presence I give you a few extra, for good measure.
square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
Would love to see an article critically asking what anyone learns in business classes
it’s kind of funny that the New York Times, which is probably at least 50% Ivy League on the editorial side, is one of the primary drivers of contemporary anti-intellectualism, but not really funny in a good way
What Zohran Mamdani Learned as an Africana Studies Major at Bowdoin
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Would love to see an article critically asking what anyone learns in business classes
Astounding that the consultant class has just decided that “climate change” is an issue of popularity
i'm fine with a deeper focus on economic issues over social issues but man does plank 2 give the game away
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Astounding that the consultant class has just decided that “climate change” is an issue of popularity
I was reading the news this morning and saw an amazing story. I said to my wife, "Look! Scientists say you can now breathe through your ass!" My wife said, "That’s just great. Hey, when you run to the store, make sure to ask for TWO plastic bags."
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I was reading the news this morning and saw an amazing story. I said to my wife, "Look! Scientists say you can now breathe through your ass!" My wife said, "That’s just great. Hey, when you run to the store, make sure to ask for TWO plastic bags."
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Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
It’s funny being back in Western New York where everything is Bills stuff but all the fans are miserable
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s funny being back in Western New York where everything is Bills stuff but all the fans are miserable
Come to the live show on November 22! You’ll see me as Roger and maybe even catch a glimpse of Chicago luminary Geoffrey Baer
The iconic film critic duo Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert will be honored during a monthlong celebration in November, the city’s Department of Cultural Affairs and Special Events announced this week.
‘Siskel & Ebert at 50’ Honors the Iconic Film Critic Duo With Chicago Events Throughout November
The event series, hosted by DCASE and the Chicago Film Office, includes a film screening series with post-screening conversations featuring acclaimed guest speakers, along with a live performance, tha...
news.wttw.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Come to the live show on November 22! You’ll see me as Roger and maybe even catch a glimpse of Chicago luminary Geoffrey Baer
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Excited for an encore performance of Sneak Previews, a stage show that stars @zackmast.bsky.social as Ebert and @sawinchell.bsky.social as Siskel
The iconic film critic duo Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert will be honored during a monthlong celebration in November, the city’s Department of Cultural Affairs and Special Events announced this week.
‘Siskel & Ebert at 50’ Honors the Iconic Film Critic Duo With Chicago Events Throughout November
The event series, hosted by DCASE and the Chicago Film Office, includes a film screening series with post-screening conversations featuring acclaimed guest speakers, along with a live performance, tha...
news.wttw.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Excited for an encore performance of Sneak Previews, a stage show that stars @zackmast.bsky.social as Ebert and @sawinchell.bsky.social as Siskel
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THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT
SEAN DUFFY HAS MANAGED TO ILLUSTRATE THE FALLACY OF BEGGING THE QUESTION
BY MISUSING THE PHRASE "BEGS THE QUESTION"
SEAN DUFFY HAS MANAGED TO ILLUSTRATE THE FALLACY OF BEGGING THE QUESTION
BY MISUSING THE PHRASE "BEGS THE QUESTION"
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT
SEAN DUFFY HAS MANAGED TO ILLUSTRATE THE FALLACY OF BEGGING THE QUESTION
BY MISUSING THE PHRASE "BEGS THE QUESTION"
SEAN DUFFY HAS MANAGED TO ILLUSTRATE THE FALLACY OF BEGGING THE QUESTION
BY MISUSING THE PHRASE "BEGS THE QUESTION"
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Pushing “market logic” into higher education has made the wealthy schools richer and the poorly resourced schools poorer.
@lookheron.bsky.social builds on his arguments and findings in his recent report for @lpeblog.bsky.social.
lpeproject.org/blog/the-neo...
@lookheron.bsky.social builds on his arguments and findings in his recent report for @lpeblog.bsky.social.
lpeproject.org/blog/the-neo...
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pushing “market logic” into higher education has made the wealthy schools richer and the poorly resourced schools poorer.
@lookheron.bsky.social builds on his arguments and findings in his recent report for @lpeblog.bsky.social.
lpeproject.org/blog/the-neo...
@lookheron.bsky.social builds on his arguments and findings in his recent report for @lpeblog.bsky.social.
lpeproject.org/blog/the-neo...
Stefon Diggs played like a psychopath in a relatively meaningless Week 5 revenge game instead of any of the multiple times he was near a championship. A Hall of Famer of American spite.
October 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Stefon Diggs played like a psychopath in a relatively meaningless Week 5 revenge game instead of any of the multiple times he was near a championship. A Hall of Famer of American spite.
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bluesky is missing this
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
bluesky is missing this
One night of rooting for the Giants and I feel like Scrooge kneeling at his grave begging for his life back
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
One night of rooting for the Giants and I feel like Scrooge kneeling at his grave begging for his life back