Zack Mast
zackmast.bsky.social
Zack Mast
@zackmast.bsky.social
And why is it hard for people to buy, Mr. Developer?
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I was reading the news this morning and saw an amazing story. I said to my wife, "Look! Scientists say you can now breathe through your ass!" My wife said, "That’s just great. Hey, when you run to the store, make sure to ask for TWO plastic bags."
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Bucks have my favorite retro logo
October 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I just don't understand how people see any flavor of Trump this way. It's like we're tuned to different frequencies.
September 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My boy has to go in for a dental cleaning tomorrow. Please send him good vibes for the scary anesthesia! Dream suggestions welcome.
September 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why does The Ringer's portrait of Aaron Rodgers make him look like a gnome in a human-sized helm?
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
September 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My gf got a circular ad for Menard’s in her email which includes this bizarre product that’s certainly unsafe. The photo looks like a guy giving himself a lobotomy.
September 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Stumbled upon this old Wordpress from the director of the Lord of the Rings behind the scenes documentaries and it's very endearing. Like this comment that expresses confidence in the upcoming behind the scenes docs for The Hobbit.
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What we lost
August 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I was just there a couple weeks ago and took a moment to really appreciate the speech. Incredible piece of writing.
August 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“My favorite author? Gotta be Vonnegut.”
“Me too! What’s your favorite? Cat’s Cradle?”
“The Gods of Greenwich.”
“Huh?”
“But honestly I love everything from Norb.”
“What the fuck”
July 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Giving it a shot
July 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The thing I really don’t understand is why people use A.I. to avoid doing research for their hobbies. Isn’t that supposed to be the fun part?
June 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“Baby Boomer Edition.” Isn’t that just Trivial Pursuit?
June 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It cannot be that young libertarians end up betrayed by the moral emptiness of their selfish politics. No, they drink because everyone else is too stupid.
June 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
this man was 41 years old when he wrote this
June 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I've always loved that Pet Sounds only really exists because Brian Wilson was mad about Rubber Soul. RIP
June 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
June 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Resuming parking in Lincoln Square is going great
May 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In this story about the Paramount merger, the FCC chair calls DEI programs “invidious,” perhaps intending to say “insidious” but inadvertently using the more accurate word.
April 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Been playing too much Blue Prince to where I see shit like this and think it’s a clue.
April 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A stupid joke that made me giggle very much
March 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The smudges on the walls
March 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ah, to reclaim the power and prestige of Herbert Hoover’s economic advisors
March 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM