YourMamaJoke
@yourmamajoke.bsky.social
Retired (disabled) financial systems designer and developer. Used to work for the imperial core.
Attempting a physical therapy miracle. Not meeting self imposed deadlines.
Attempting a physical therapy miracle. Not meeting self imposed deadlines.
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this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
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This was going around and I missed it? 😆
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This was going around and I missed it? 😆
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One day Donald will announce it should be for him, not voters, to appoint US governors.
He'll do this cos it's how Prez does it, and I'll plant the idea to sow further discord.
He'll do this cos it's how Prez does it, and I'll plant the idea to sow further discord.
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One day Donald will announce it should be for him, not voters, to appoint US governors.
He'll do this cos it's how Prez does it, and I'll plant the idea to sow further discord.
He'll do this cos it's how Prez does it, and I'll plant the idea to sow further discord.
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www.commondreams.org/news/governm...
This is a problem.
This is a problem.
Schumer, Jeffries Refuse to Join Democrats' Growing Calls to Slash ICE Spending | Common Dreams
The killing of Renee Good by an ICE agent sparks outrage as Democrats debate funding for the agency. Should they use their power to rein in ICE's violence? Progressive lawmakers demand action, but top...
www.commondreams.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
www.commondreams.org/news/governm...
This is a problem.
This is a problem.
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"I’m going to pause here just to review: an institution that purports to be a university has told a philosophy professor he is forbidden from teaching Plato."
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
Texas A&M Bans Plato - Daily Nous
Drop the race and gender material from your course and the Plato readings, or teach a different course. You have a day to decide. That's a paraphrase of what Martin Peterson, professor of philosophy a...
dailynous.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
"I’m going to pause here just to review: an institution that purports to be a university has told a philosophy professor he is forbidden from teaching Plato."
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
surreal times
dailynous.com/2026/01/06/t...
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NEW: This is one hell of an opening paragraph from Jim Comey's attorneys in his motion to get the grand jury materials in the case against him.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
NEW: This is one hell of an opening paragraph from Jim Comey's attorneys in his motion to get the grand jury materials in the case against him.
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Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Weird how Marjorie Taylor Greene screamed about the left wing for years and years but didn’t face violence
But less than a week after disagreeing with the right wing audience she cultivated she’s receiving credible death threats
www.newsweek.com/marjorie-tay...
But less than a week after disagreeing with the right wing audience she cultivated she’s receiving credible death threats
www.newsweek.com/marjorie-tay...
Marjorie Taylor Greene has received assassination threats: police
Rome Police Department has said it has received two "email assassination threats toward MTG and her family."
www.newsweek.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Weird how Marjorie Taylor Greene screamed about the left wing for years and years but didn’t face violence
But less than a week after disagreeing with the right wing audience she cultivated she’s receiving credible death threats
www.newsweek.com/marjorie-tay...
But less than a week after disagreeing with the right wing audience she cultivated she’s receiving credible death threats
www.newsweek.com/marjorie-tay...
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This is bullshit! What are the charges?
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This is bullshit! What are the charges?
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
📌 Border Patrol arrested two women for allegedly honking their car horn to alert others of the agents’ presence
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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I can’t think of any reason to completely wreck the ag markets in entire United States other than purposeful sabotage.
A fire sale on farmland.
A fire sale on farmland.
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I can’t think of any reason to completely wreck the ag markets in entire United States other than purposeful sabotage.
A fire sale on farmland.
A fire sale on farmland.
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In the wake of the collapse, JD Vance and "AcreTrader", will be ready to purchase farmlands.
September 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In the wake of the collapse, JD Vance and "AcreTrader", will be ready to purchase farmlands.
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For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
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Kash Patel touting the FBI's record on child human trafficking...
UH DUDE
UH DUDE
August 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Kash Patel touting the FBI's record on child human trafficking...
UH DUDE
UH DUDE
His brain is cooked
August 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
His brain is cooked
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It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
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marco rubio's google history right now:
"what does the bls do"
"econometrics explained"
"jobs report template"
"r tutorial for beginners"
"r tutorial for beginners no indian instructor"
"what does the bls do"
"econometrics explained"
"jobs report template"
"r tutorial for beginners"
"r tutorial for beginners no indian instructor"
August 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
marco rubio's google history right now:
"what does the bls do"
"econometrics explained"
"jobs report template"
"r tutorial for beginners"
"r tutorial for beginners no indian instructor"
"what does the bls do"
"econometrics explained"
"jobs report template"
"r tutorial for beginners"
"r tutorial for beginners no indian instructor"
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Just saw a headline "Alan Dershowitz says he was refused pierogi at Martha's Vineyard farmers market" and I would like to inform newspapers that noted shitheel and turbocreep Alan Dershowitz being treated by his community as if he were a noted shitheel and turbocreep is not news.
August 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Just saw a headline "Alan Dershowitz says he was refused pierogi at Martha's Vineyard farmers market" and I would like to inform newspapers that noted shitheel and turbocreep Alan Dershowitz being treated by his community as if he were a noted shitheel and turbocreep is not news.
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“Both of them.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Both of them.”
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Brown U handing over individual medical decisions to the federal government.
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Brown U handing over individual medical decisions to the federal government.
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goddamn this guy is good
Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
goddamn this guy is good