Abby
@yellow-pages.bsky.social
doing the lords work
(being annoying and off-putting online)
she/her
(being annoying and off-putting online)
she/her
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Abby
@yellow-pages.bsky.social
· Mar 5
Never heard of a substance abuse problem, very familiar, however, with substance abuse solutions
Me: yeah I’ve been getting into like soundtracks and scoring lately. what do you mean adding songs to my stories doesnt count what do you mean by that?
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: yeah I’ve been getting into like soundtracks and scoring lately. what do you mean adding songs to my stories doesnt count what do you mean by that?
The allure of men in their 30s is rlly starting to wear off the closer I get to being 30 myself
May 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The allure of men in their 30s is rlly starting to wear off the closer I get to being 30 myself
Whoever came up with the idea to describe fire as a “raging flame” rlly knew what they were talking abt. You look at one and it’s like “ya, it be raging fr”
May 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Whoever came up with the idea to describe fire as a “raging flame” rlly knew what they were talking abt. You look at one and it’s like “ya, it be raging fr”
I thought a guy I was talking to was gonna ask me how my day was but he just sent a photo of his p*nis instead
May 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I thought a guy I was talking to was gonna ask me how my day was but he just sent a photo of his p*nis instead
If you arent making little cinematic moments in ur head while creating ur own soundtrack with the songs u play, whatre we even doing?
April 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If you arent making little cinematic moments in ur head while creating ur own soundtrack with the songs u play, whatre we even doing?
avocado is kind of like umami banana
April 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
avocado is kind of like umami banana
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The first rule of the people pleasing club is whatever you think it should be.
April 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The first rule of the people pleasing club is whatever you think it should be.
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this panic isn’t going to attack itself.
November 4, 2023 at 5:41 PM
this panic isn’t going to attack itself.
I am giving big dawg, you are giving weeniesaurus. We are not the same.
April 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I am giving big dawg, you are giving weeniesaurus. We are not the same.
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Doom scrolling, but on Pornhub.
April 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Doom scrolling, but on Pornhub.
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ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
April 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
You fucking fumbled a girl with infinite love in her heart bro, are you good?? Who’s gonna make you French toast and kiss you gently on the forehead now??? Idiot. Smh.
April 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You fucking fumbled a girl with infinite love in her heart bro, are you good?? Who’s gonna make you French toast and kiss you gently on the forehead now??? Idiot. Smh.
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ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"
Can we trade? I wanna reap what you’ve sewn instead
April 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Can we trade? I wanna reap what you’ve sewn instead
I love googoo. I love not knowing thing and then I googoo it
April 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I love googoo. I love not knowing thing and then I googoo it
I dunno what that writing on the wall is supposed to mean but I’m just gonna keep doing what I’m doing
April 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I dunno what that writing on the wall is supposed to mean but I’m just gonna keep doing what I’m doing
Sorry I can’t make it out tonight, I feel like an ocean on the inside
April 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sorry I can’t make it out tonight, I feel like an ocean on the inside
How to unsend every message I’ve ever sent
April 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
How to unsend every message I’ve ever sent
She’s giving mother, she’s giving good girl, she’s also somehow giving big dawg??
April 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
She’s giving mother, she’s giving good girl, she’s also somehow giving big dawg??
I love talking to myself here
April 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I love talking to myself here
I’m sorry I’m in kind of a bad place right now. Yes, it’s bushwick.
April 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’m sorry I’m in kind of a bad place right now. Yes, it’s bushwick.
Can’t stop thinking about him. The Benadryl hat man
April 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can’t stop thinking about him. The Benadryl hat man
How to ride public transit and still look bisexual??
April 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
How to ride public transit and still look bisexual??
In order to be so back, it must be so over at some point. Remember this.
April 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In order to be so back, it must be so over at some point. Remember this.