A cat with a barrier deployed

@ people being active here and twitter concurrently,,,,, how

Parallel, as all animals should be.

It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying

🖤🧡

bluesky servers

… I’m white girl?

I could reinvent my identity. I would be anybody on here. This the first day of seventh grade.

Friendly reminder

The worst thing about NBA Twitter is the aggregator accounts. They not only repurpose other people's work, they force the discourse to be about gossipy drivel like "Chandler Parsons says ____ about ____, do you agree?!?" I'm begging y'all, starve those accounts out. Do not support them.

From Dean’s Mother Goose Book of Rhymes, illustrated by Janet Grahame Johnstone and Ann Grahame Johnstone. This book was published in 1977 but it was a compilation of several volumes from throughout the 70s.

Don’t settle. Go hard on them dudes. Everybody tryna play the right way. S A L U T E🫡.

Oh ya let’s do analyze my decision making as an 8 year old challenge (impossible):

NBA: nuggets
NFL: panthers
NHL: oilers
College: UCLA/Gonzaga
MLB: whoever I feel like bandwagoning
WNBA: Mercury
Soccer: Arsenal

Legit don’t think I’ve seen the sun in 5+ days, Edmonton clears I fear

every day i have to decide what to eat

Joining a new sm app with nothing to say and no plan, why do I feel like an uncle rn