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No president addressed this nation today
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No president addressed this nation today
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The Grinch With the Dragon Tattoo
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Grinch With the Dragon Tattoo
My east wing is just extra towels,toilet paper & my first aid kit.
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My east wing is just extra towels,toilet paper & my first aid kit.
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“Do one thing every day that scares you” well I’m a woman
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
“Do one thing every day that scares you” well I’m a woman
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The world was a better place when we didn't know what was on everybody's mind.
September 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The world was a better place when we didn't know what was on everybody's mind.
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*enters an MMA tournament listing my primary discipline as feng shui*
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*enters an MMA tournament listing my primary discipline as feng shui*
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I put baby oil on my screen so I can skeet faster.
September 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I put baby oil on my screen so I can skeet faster.
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Funniest thing I did today was cancelling my Hulu bundle after they announced bringing Kimmel back cuz fuck those assholes.
September 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Funniest thing I did today was cancelling my Hulu bundle after they announced bringing Kimmel back cuz fuck those assholes.
His shade today definitely Maybelline Pumpkin Pie #47.
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
His shade today definitely Maybelline Pumpkin Pie #47.
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One of the many things I don’t miss about twitter is theme tweeting but I find it hilarious when I see people doing it here for some reason.
coxswain was one of the worst
coxswain was one of the worst
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
One of the many things I don’t miss about twitter is theme tweeting but I find it hilarious when I see people doing it here for some reason.
coxswain was one of the worst
coxswain was one of the worst
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You be the insult, I’ll be the injury.
August 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You be the insult, I’ll be the injury.
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your hair smells exquisite and your hips look as amazing as your eyes reflecting the moonlight
thanks for attending my bed talk
thanks for attending my bed talk
August 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
your hair smells exquisite and your hips look as amazing as your eyes reflecting the moonlight
thanks for attending my bed talk
thanks for attending my bed talk
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I hope I don’t do anything stupid today like trust someone on the internet.
May 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hope I don’t do anything stupid today like trust someone on the internet.
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Boss: Any feedback from the meeting?
Me: *looks at all the dicks I doodled on the agenda* Nah.
Me: *looks at all the dicks I doodled on the agenda* Nah.
May 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Boss: Any feedback from the meeting?
Me: *looks at all the dicks I doodled on the agenda* Nah.
Me: *looks at all the dicks I doodled on the agenda* Nah.
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- What brings you to the ER?
- I have a ship in a bottle inside my rectum.
- How did you get it in there?
- They sell them like that.
- I have a ship in a bottle inside my rectum.
- How did you get it in there?
- They sell them like that.
November 28, 2024 at 5:06 AM
- What brings you to the ER?
- I have a ship in a bottle inside my rectum.
- How did you get it in there?
- They sell them like that.
- I have a ship in a bottle inside my rectum.
- How did you get it in there?
- They sell them like that.
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I left your post at the top of my page, please respond.
May 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I left your post at the top of my page, please respond.
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always the milkshaker, never the milkshakee
May 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
always the milkshaker, never the milkshakee
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Boob AVIs are what keeps this app great
May 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Boob AVIs are what keeps this app great
This seems very familiar.
May 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This seems very familiar.