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Dog, Orc, Idiot.

Body mod artist. Tattooist.

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“𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎”
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December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Me slurping Me slurping
hot pot 🤝🏽 on dick
Turning my
hat backwards
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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need cubbies to feed me these like they feed grapes to Emperor
July 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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that's...
May 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Happy international jockstrap day !
May 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg gets conclaved tonight.
April 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Sorry but I’m Based and Namekianpilled
March 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Throwback to when I met @bbdragula.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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the Eraserhead baby was the first time I saw myself reflected in cinema
January 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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“When I die, this will all be yours.”

*gestures to a collection of 14 soy sauce packets and 2 forks from takeout orders*
December 30, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 6:34 AM
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Quiche Lorraine is a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 22, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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another day
December 13, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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oh shoot i almost forgot to post my wrapped
December 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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me: the blue shell only hits the person in first

alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
🎶My reflection, dirty mirror 🎶
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 AM
We say we want more Divas but when shown a TRUE Diva, many can’t handle it.
don’t be a SHEEP 😤🐑 be the goat actor who portrayed Black Phillip in the 2015 film “The Witch,” whose on-set behavior was so intense he got banned from show business and gets to live on a FARM NOW
November 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses
November 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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You've heard of reaping what you sow, well get ready for reap-maxxing.
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM