light disaster
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computer idiot. they/them.
hearing the goddamn @gooffkings.bsky.social p*pe sound got me like
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
hearing the goddamn @gooffkings.bsky.social p*pe sound got me like
i don’t even like uconn and i need this shirt
It’s a dog, and he’s serving pizza, and it’s on a @homefield.bsky.social shirt.
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
i don’t even like uconn and i need this shirt
shoutout to the old guard 2 hair and wardrobe people for making sure that even if you hadn’t seen the first movie in a while you would know as soon as you saw andy that she was interested in women
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
shoutout to the old guard 2 hair and wardrobe people for making sure that even if you hadn’t seen the first movie in a while you would know as soon as you saw andy that she was interested in women
saw a hanabie clip this morning and unfortunately yukina growling “SPICY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN” has joined the roster of vocal stims in my head
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
saw a hanabie clip this morning and unfortunately yukina growling “SPICY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN” has joined the roster of vocal stims in my head
if you’re my neighbor and you saw me accidentally hit my mini with stone from the driveway kicked up by the snowblower no you didn’t
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
if you’re my neighbor and you saw me accidentally hit my mini with stone from the driveway kicked up by the snowblower no you didn’t
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
bought a frost giant surya, plugged it in to test, 5 minutes later my amp appears to be blown up
fucking incredible, 5 stars
fucking incredible, 5 stars
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
bought a frost giant surya, plugged it in to test, 5 minutes later my amp appears to be blown up
fucking incredible, 5 stars
fucking incredible, 5 stars
at kfc and two dudes are loudly shit talking napoleon for being short, meanwhile i think the taller of them was like 5’7
dudes rock lol
dudes rock lol
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
at kfc and two dudes are loudly shit talking napoleon for being short, meanwhile i think the taller of them was like 5’7
dudes rock lol
dudes rock lol
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as a hater and miami fan, i’m having a great night
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
as a hater and miami fan, i’m having a great night
the baby assassins trilogy is half rad action sequences and half “look at these two idiots (affectionate) tussle over a brain cell”
perfect movies
perfect movies
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the baby assassins trilogy is half rad action sequences and half “look at these two idiots (affectionate) tussle over a brain cell”
perfect movies
perfect movies
watching all these game studios trip over their own dicks using ai while i’m on my sixth playthrough of the mass effect trilogy is pretty funny ngl
“you won’t be able to avoid buying games with ai, you should just get on board” dogg i already have an embarrassing steam backlog i’m good tbh
“you won’t be able to avoid buying games with ai, you should just get on board” dogg i already have an embarrassing steam backlog i’m good tbh
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
watching all these game studios trip over their own dicks using ai while i’m on my sixth playthrough of the mass effect trilogy is pretty funny ngl
“you won’t be able to avoid buying games with ai, you should just get on board” dogg i already have an embarrassing steam backlog i’m good tbh
“you won’t be able to avoid buying games with ai, you should just get on board” dogg i already have an embarrassing steam backlog i’m good tbh
valves still move, fuckin send it
Repost to anger our former band members and followers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
valves still move, fuckin send it
driving a factory ride height f56 means getting blinded by the fuckoff bright headlights of 90% of traffic so i’m leaning towards b) here
"car lights today are too bright" might be the most popular complaint about cars, and people always think it's a courtesy or regulatory issue when it's almost always A) an aging thing, or B) a product of most vehicles being so much larger that their lights project down into smaller cars like this
Learning so much
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
driving a factory ride height f56 means getting blinded by the fuckoff bright headlights of 90% of traffic so i’m leaning towards b) here
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
dreamt i had to explain to irl friends what “wakipai” meant
humiliating
humiliating
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
dreamt i had to explain to irl friends what “wakipai” meant
humiliating
humiliating
i love acc friday night games
ACC after dark
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i love acc friday night games
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When You Are With Me
PROS:
-I'm free
-I'm careless
-I believe
-Above all the others we'll fly
CONS:
-This brings tears to my eyes
-My sacrifice
PROS:
-I'm free
-I'm careless
-I believe
-Above all the others we'll fly
CONS:
-This brings tears to my eyes
-My sacrifice
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When You Are With Me
PROS:
-I'm free
-I'm careless
-I believe
-Above all the others we'll fly
CONS:
-This brings tears to my eyes
-My sacrifice
PROS:
-I'm free
-I'm careless
-I believe
-Above all the others we'll fly
CONS:
-This brings tears to my eyes
-My sacrifice
flew too close to the sun and now here we are
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
flew too close to the sun and now here we are
it fuckin rules that this dipshit announcer said beck "throws with accuracy" and then he throws his fourth pick of the game
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it fuckin rules that this dipshit announcer said beck "throws with accuracy" and then he throws his fourth pick of the game
@stefanheck.bsky.social ass train
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@stefanheck.bsky.social ass train
carson beck looks like he eats paste
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
carson beck looks like he eats paste
my stance that ferrari hasn’t made anything good-looking since the f355/575 has yet to be proven wrong, this thing is a mess
The Ferrari 849 Testarossa brings back one of Maranello's most famous names. https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a66024546/ferrari-849-testarossa/?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=38c7b5ce-7beb-4736-900a-26edd4730bb5&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
September 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
my stance that ferrari hasn’t made anything good-looking since the f355/575 has yet to be proven wrong, this thing is a mess