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computer idiot. they/them.
my idiot son taco
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
hearing the goddamn @gooffkings.bsky.social p*pe sound got me like
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i don’t even like uconn and i need this shirt
It’s a dog, and he’s serving pizza, and it’s on a @homefield.bsky.social shirt.
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
shoutout to the old guard 2 hair and wardrobe people for making sure that even if you hadn’t seen the first movie in a while you would know as soon as you saw andy that she was interested in women
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
saw a hanabie clip this morning and unfortunately yukina growling “SPICY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN” has joined the roster of vocal stims in my head
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
if you’re my neighbor and you saw me accidentally hit my mini with stone from the driveway kicked up by the snowblower no you didn’t
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.

Here it is:
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
bought a frost giant surya, plugged it in to test, 5 minutes later my amp appears to be blown up

fucking incredible, 5 stars
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
within 6 months of moving to miami my car was totaled by someone turning left in front of me and the one i bought to replace it got hit twice in one week

absolutely cursed place to drive
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i grew up driving in boston and miami is 100% worse
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
at kfc and two dudes are loudly shit talking napoleon for being short, meanwhile i think the taller of them was like 5’7

dudes rock lol
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i’m almost willing to give ri drivers a pass because every single road they have is a miserable experience

if i had to drive on 6 or like, 138 every day i don’t think i’d care if i lived or died
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
it was wild learning that everyone just does 85-90 now and if you try to do 5 over and stay out of the way they’ll just change lanes on your bumpers

like being back in miami tbh
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
for the longest time the worst thing about driving in ct was when you’d have two braindead morons going the exact same speed in both lanes on 2 or 395 and traffic bunched up behind them for a 1/4 mi but since the pandemic everyone has gone completely insane, esp on 84
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
damn, this sucks
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
on my 2005 shit again
VAUX. 'Cocaine James (Live)' Boulder CO. 13 July 2005
YouTube video by THEREALVAUX
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
more like daniel piss
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
rude to the dog tbh
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
as a hater and miami fan, i’m having a great night
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
i have no evidence to support this but edelgard seems like a camel crush girl
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the baby assassins trilogy is half rad action sequences and half “look at these two idiots (affectionate) tussle over a brain cell”

perfect movies
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it’s increasingly easy to spot AI Guys because they all write like a high school kid trying to hit a word count in an essay
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
watching all these game studios trip over their own dicks using ai while i’m on my sixth playthrough of the mass effect trilogy is pretty funny ngl

“you won’t be able to avoid buying games with ai, you should just get on board” dogg i already have an embarrassing steam backlog i’m good tbh
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the rational part of me is looking at the price and mileage like “red flag city” and then the part of me that loves shitboxes is like “make it $3500 and i’m in”
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM