ben salami
@xjerixho.bsky.social
idk what i’m doing here pal.
blm. 1312. she/her. queer.
blm. 1312. she/her. queer.
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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
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finally tracked down a not screen recorded version for everybody to enjoy
(it keeps getting posted every time it's removed by a different account so there's like 14 overlapping watermarks)
(it keeps getting posted every time it's removed by a different account so there's like 14 overlapping watermarks)
December 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
finally tracked down a not screen recorded version for everybody to enjoy
(it keeps getting posted every time it's removed by a different account so there's like 14 overlapping watermarks)
(it keeps getting posted every time it's removed by a different account so there's like 14 overlapping watermarks)
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THE SMILE lololol
December 8, 2024 at 11:56 PM
THE SMILE lololol
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
my 13yo niece on her snapchat at the bus stop posting “back to reality today” GOD I wish I had 13yo reality problems again
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
my 13yo niece on her snapchat at the bus stop posting “back to reality today” GOD I wish I had 13yo reality problems again
distracted by your dick snapped in half (i am traumatized)
you idiots, the risk is she gets away with half your cattle while you're distracted
I fucking love science is wild these days
December 1, 2024 at 6:11 PM
distracted by your dick snapped in half (i am traumatized)
baby’s first car accident! only took 3 months of living on the east coast for a New York driver to sideswipe me 🥰
November 28, 2024 at 1:29 PM
baby’s first car accident! only took 3 months of living on the east coast for a New York driver to sideswipe me 🥰
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“To its credit, the cybertruck contacted police to notify them it was burning people alive again.”
November 28, 2024 at 1:03 PM
“To its credit, the cybertruck contacted police to notify them it was burning people alive again.”
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This thread is the best kind of internet. Go ahead - look through, and tell them your favorite food and they’ll answer you with video about how they grew it
Across the country, people are starting meal preparations and traveling to be with friends and family.
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
Tell us your favorite dish on the Thanksgiving table, and we’ll share our knowledge about the work behind the ingredients. #WeFeedYou
November 28, 2024 at 2:22 AM
This thread is the best kind of internet. Go ahead - look through, and tell them your favorite food and they’ll answer you with video about how they grew it
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Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers
November 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers
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Conservatives don’t try and cancel you huh Meghan?
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Conservatives don’t try and cancel you huh Meghan?
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drake suing over bots and not slander bc he knows he is a certified pedophile
November 26, 2024 at 4:52 AM
drake suing over bots and not slander bc he knows he is a certified pedophile
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THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
Ea-nāṣir lived in n. 1 Old Street (this is a modern name completely fabricated by Sir Leonard Wooley, the excavator at the time) of area AH. This home was finely built and stood with an area of 110 m2, an average home in this neighborhood being about 70 m2.
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
why do they wanna drink raw milk so fuckin badly? is cow tiddy pus some sort of flavor enhancer the left wing media has suppressed?
November 21, 2024 at 7:09 AM
why do they wanna drink raw milk so fuckin badly? is cow tiddy pus some sort of flavor enhancer the left wing media has suppressed?
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i am once again begging people to stop with the deadly earnest, virtue signaling replies to casual shitposts, it's really tiresome
yes yes, you have perfect politics and opinions, we are all quite aware, now just let us fuck about online in peace
yes yes, you have perfect politics and opinions, we are all quite aware, now just let us fuck about online in peace
August 11, 2023 at 12:25 AM
i am once again begging people to stop with the deadly earnest, virtue signaling replies to casual shitposts, it's really tiresome
yes yes, you have perfect politics and opinions, we are all quite aware, now just let us fuck about online in peace
yes yes, you have perfect politics and opinions, we are all quite aware, now just let us fuck about online in peace
holy shit i thought y’all were calling them “skeets” as a joke is this forreal
August 7, 2023 at 6:24 AM
holy shit i thought y’all were calling them “skeets” as a joke is this forreal
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I have read all the Animorphs books repeatedly and I'm fully aware of the message of the series. however, I would instantly accept the power to morph, and I would absolutely use it to engage in guerrilla (gorilla) warfare, just as if I learned nothing from the series at all.
August 7, 2023 at 4:22 AM
I have read all the Animorphs books repeatedly and I'm fully aware of the message of the series. however, I would instantly accept the power to morph, and I would absolutely use it to engage in guerrilla (gorilla) warfare, just as if I learned nothing from the series at all.