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I think part of the lure of these chatbots is the illusion that there's an easily accessible answer to every question. I'm a busy man, just tell me what the best laundry detergent is, and also whether climate change is real
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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heroic use of "buddy" in "you gonna fuck a couch buddy" (video via x.com/ArthurDelane...)
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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If you live in DC and are active on normie social media sites, you should be flooding the zone with videos of boring peaceful life in the city.
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I'm most proud of how flammable it was
“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of?

The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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“Hey quick follow up for the History Respecter — what aspect of the Confederacy are you *most* proud of?

The treason against the United States? The defense of slavery? All the losing? I bet it’s the losing.”
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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REPORTER: Mr President, on Epstein ...

TRUMP:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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My new campaign is the “make ICE agents so demoralized they quit” campaign.
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This awkward sweaty man approached us on the street and offered me a horse to sleep with my wife. Then the horse caught on fire. I think he was on drugs. He said YOU WIN NOW BUT I SHALL RULE ON WHITE MARS and ran awkwardly away, arms flailing
this is the time for scifi fans to exercise the ultimate depth and breadth of their creativity

make them shut down the hotline

use all your best Borg jokes
July 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The Joint Committee on Taxation is up late and busts out this striking distributional analysis of the Senate bill on taxes:
July 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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It's remarkable how much of this administration's agenda has been laser focused on simply making life worse for ordinary Americans.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · May 18
Russell Vought, acting head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, has canceled plans to introduce new rules designed to limit the ability of US data brokers to sell Americans’ most sensitive data, credit history, and Social Security numbers.
CFPB Quietly Kills Rule to Shield Americans From Data Brokers
Russell Vought, acting director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, has canceled plans to more tightly regulate the sale of Americans’ sensitive personal data.
wrd.cm
May 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Reporters:

Here's a simple question that will generate viral stories.

"How exactly is it Marxist?"

The response will be a dodge, so you've got to stay with it and follow it up.

"No, you said DEI was Marxist. What did you mean by that? Specifically?"
May 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Fuck those little people, right?
Q: "Are you considering tariff relief for small businesses?"

Trump: "Why do you always mention, you know, a couple of little businesses. What about the car business?"
May 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Great thread
April 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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How the fuck are these people so stupid? Social Security instead just for seniors. They pay death benefits to kids. They pay for disabled people. They even pay veterans.
Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security

Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Total shit show of a White House.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I kind of want to go
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Trueism: Presidents don't have a lot of impact on the economy.

Fine Print: Because most don't do totally insane things.
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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chef’s kiss
April 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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No suit??? And how about an apology for attempting a hostile takeover of Greenland???
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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mmm hmmm
March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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🔥 “Without a level playing field — without Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion — Meritocracy fails spectacularly… it’s ok to at any point stop and admit you didn’t think this all the way through.”

cc: Rep. Aron Maberry (who is carrying yet another an anti-DEI bill)
March 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Adulting is hard... here's a baby goat 🖤
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM