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Steve thinks about shenanigans. Even in his sleep.
August 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Steve thinks about shenanigans. Even in his sleep.
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Sometimes we don’t retract them because we don’t want to, Dave. Sorry not sorry you have thin skin and have to serve our needs
i have asked numerous cats, on many separate occasions, why they get their claws stuck on things so much. why are they so bad at retracting their claws?
not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.
i blame the schools
not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.
i blame the schools
July 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Sometimes we don’t retract them because we don’t want to, Dave. Sorry not sorry you have thin skin and have to serve our needs
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She’s ready.
She’s ready for y’all
She’s ready for y’all
July 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
She’s ready.
She’s ready for y’all
She’s ready for y’all
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REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
July 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
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I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
May 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
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When a service dog sits in front of you on the plane 🤣😂
May 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When a service dog sits in front of you on the plane 🤣😂
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Alas I don't havd a credit for this but it *looks like* it may be from Robot Chicken.
June 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Alas I don't havd a credit for this but it *looks like* it may be from Robot Chicken.
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You can't go to the pub dressed like that, Steve!?
April 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You can't go to the pub dressed like that, Steve!?
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And yet again the Grim Reaper fails the fucking assignment.
Pope Francis was the opposite of Donald Trump in virtually every way.
April 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
And yet again the Grim Reaper fails the fucking assignment.
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I have a baby quilt on my KoFi shop! For sale or you can sponsor the quilt to be donated to a charity (details on the KoFi page.) ko-fi.com/s/d0081e2a65
Octopus Baby Quilt - Gilajames's Ko-fi Shop
A cotton quilt that measures 44" x 40". Fully machine washable and dryable.
You may purchase the quilt for yourself and shipped to you, OR you can s...
ko-fi.com
April 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I have a baby quilt on my KoFi shop! For sale or you can sponsor the quilt to be donated to a charity (details on the KoFi page.) ko-fi.com/s/d0081e2a65
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BREAKING NEWS: Look at this otter.
April 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Look at this otter.
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The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.
April 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.
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One more from the archive of my old tweets:
Kylo announces he's going to take Hux out on a special date and asks him to wear his most expensive outfit.
Two hours later Hux shows up rocking his full sniper's kit.
Kylo announces he's going to take Hux out on a special date and asks him to wear his most expensive outfit.
Two hours later Hux shows up rocking his full sniper's kit.
April 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One more from the archive of my old tweets:
Kylo announces he's going to take Hux out on a special date and asks him to wear his most expensive outfit.
Two hours later Hux shows up rocking his full sniper's kit.
Kylo announces he's going to take Hux out on a special date and asks him to wear his most expensive outfit.
Two hours later Hux shows up rocking his full sniper's kit.
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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lol meant for the male gaze, loved by the female gays
don’t ask me for an explanation but this tv guide cover from 1999 is very bluesky coded
April 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
lol meant for the male gaze, loved by the female gays
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Cuddling a water sausage.
April 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Cuddling a water sausage.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot
Apple TV+ debuts trailer for “Murderbot,” premiering May 16
Apple TV+ unveiled the trailer for “Murderbot,” the comedic thriller series starring and executive produced by Emmy Award winner Alexander Skarsgård.
www.apple.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot