FIGGLEBOTTOM
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History student from the East Coast. Figglebottom, not fascism.
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Um...Is he okay?
February 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Um...Is he okay?
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
I hate this motherfucker’s smug look on his face as he calls the medicine that I need to be a productive and happy individual in this fucked up society “candy.”
Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.
February 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I hate this motherfucker’s smug look on his face as he calls the medicine that I need to be a productive and happy individual in this fucked up society “candy.”
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when rfk jr puts me in the adhd labor camp I hope they have oreos
February 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
when rfk jr puts me in the adhd labor camp I hope they have oreos
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Jesuit Priest 👇🏽
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jesuit Priest 👇🏽
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It Only Tuesday
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
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Raskin: "Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized power over the financial payments systems of the Treasury, but you don't control the money of the American people. The US Congress does that under Article 1 of the Constitution ... we don't have a fourth branch of government called 'Elon Musk'"
February 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Raskin: "Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized power over the financial payments systems of the Treasury, but you don't control the money of the American people. The US Congress does that under Article 1 of the Constitution ... we don't have a fourth branch of government called 'Elon Musk'"
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She puts on a new costume every day
February 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
She puts on a new costume every day
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RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
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Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy dancing naked in front of a window and getting his hairy nipple licked on reality TV.
This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety.
This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety.
February 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy dancing naked in front of a window and getting his hairy nipple licked on reality TV.
This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety.
This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety.
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DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes
Yes totally cool that a 19-year-old who called his deleted LinkedIn "Big Balls," where he lists his experience working as a camp counselor can access the entire US federal payment system without anyone looking into his background, for instance, his Russian national close relatives or anything else
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes
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Do older Americans know that Elon Musk now controls access to their Social Security and health insurance?
NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
NEWS: Wyden Demands Answers Following Report of Musk Personnel Seeking Access to Highly Sensitive U.S. Treasury Payments System
February 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do older Americans know that Elon Musk now controls access to their Social Security and health insurance?
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Fighting initial 'A'(rma) at the beginning of Virgil's Aeneid
BnF MS Latin 16236; Publius Vergilius Maro: Eglogae, Georgicae, Aeneis cum glossa; 11th century; France; f.61r
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BnF MS Latin 16236; Publius Vergilius Maro: Eglogae, Georgicae, Aeneis cum glossa; 11th century; France; f.61r
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February 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Fighting initial 'A'(rma) at the beginning of Virgil's Aeneid
BnF MS Latin 16236; Publius Vergilius Maro: Eglogae, Georgicae, Aeneis cum glossa; 11th century; France; f.61r
@labnf.bsky.social
BnF MS Latin 16236; Publius Vergilius Maro: Eglogae, Georgicae, Aeneis cum glossa; 11th century; France; f.61r
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There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all.
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Marco Rubio is visiting Panama this weekend to try to annex the Panama Canal.
Panama is currently bracing for an American invasion and is warning there could be mass casualties.
The U.S. is acting like Russia when it invaded Ukraine—and is making the world less safe in the process.
Panama is currently bracing for an American invasion and is warning there could be mass casualties.
The U.S. is acting like Russia when it invaded Ukraine—and is making the world less safe in the process.
February 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Marco Rubio is visiting Panama this weekend to try to annex the Panama Canal.
Panama is currently bracing for an American invasion and is warning there could be mass casualties.
The U.S. is acting like Russia when it invaded Ukraine—and is making the world less safe in the process.
Panama is currently bracing for an American invasion and is warning there could be mass casualties.
The U.S. is acting like Russia when it invaded Ukraine—and is making the world less safe in the process.
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A man after my heart ❤️
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A man after my heart ❤️
When I try to talk to friends and family about politics and the literal COUP that is going on at this very moment, no one seems to take me seriously or express concern for what is going on. Am I sane in an insane world, or am the insane one?
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When I try to talk to friends and family about politics and the literal COUP that is going on at this very moment, no one seems to take me seriously or express concern for what is going on. Am I sane in an insane world, or am the insane one?
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One tiny, private act of resistance: reading long, old books. Feels subversive to a) pay sustained attention to b) something that can't be monetized.
February 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
One tiny, private act of resistance: reading long, old books. Feels subversive to a) pay sustained attention to b) something that can't be monetized.
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The @democrats.org should create self-verified accounts on Bluesky and Mastodon and their own website that mirror information (not propaganda) from every US government account that only posts on Twitter. Share those instead of the Musk accounts. Create an entirely separate infrastructure.
1. Create Bluesky bots to ping and repost information from government accounts.
2. Aggregate those bots into a starter pack.
3. Create a more useful collection of government information without rewarding Musk.
2. Aggregate those bots into a starter pack.
3. Create a more useful collection of government information without rewarding Musk.
There it is. NTSB only sending info out via X now. Expect the same from CDC FDA etc. soon.
February 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The @democrats.org should create self-verified accounts on Bluesky and Mastodon and their own website that mirror information (not propaganda) from every US government account that only posts on Twitter. Share those instead of the Musk accounts. Create an entirely separate infrastructure.
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.
January 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.