Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD support this brilliant idea.
You guys I think if we made a convincing website we could get MAGAs to send bags of their own shit to the White House to “donate ammunition for the president’s diarrhea jet”
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD support this brilliant idea.
Sweet Baby Jesus agrees...NOT Christian at all...and I know.
Every single No Kings protest, all 2,500+ of them across the country, made Mike Johnson and House Republican leadership look like lying sacks of shit for all the bullshit that spewed out of their mouths about it this week.
Again.
Not very Christian.
Again.
Not very Christian.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus agrees...NOT Christian at all...and I know.
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD pet that dog !
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD pet that dog !
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT say this. This is from the Satan's Book of Miller.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT say this. This is from the Satan's Book of Miller.
Sweet Baby Jesus confirms this to be true.
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus confirms this to be true.
Sweet Baby Jesus would say that. IYKYK.
Roman: “Any last words?”
Jesus: “I’ll be back.”
Jesus: “I’ll be back.”
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would say that. IYKYK.
Sweet Baby Jesus is not good at PowerPoint.
If this is all part of God’s plan, I’d love to see the PowerPoint.
October 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus is not good at PowerPoint.
Sweet Baby Jesus says...fat chance fat man.
Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus says...fat chance fat man.
Sweet Baby Jesus would never use our neighbors as collateral.
ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus would never use our neighbors as collateral.
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this....or would he ??
Fart so hard you turn inside out
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this....or would he ??
Sweet Baby Jesus fully agrees.
I know that America is not a Christian nation because if it were, we’d welcome immigrants, there’d be a job of foot washer at the boarder, Citizens United wouldn’t exist, the rich would be chased, the hungry would be fed, the homeless housed. Truth would be spoken to power. The last would be first.
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus fully agrees.
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this
Mike Johnson: "The WIC program, the nutrition program -- women, infants, and children -- that program won't be funded. FEMA won't be funded."
September 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this
Sweet Baby Jesus would pet that dog.
Just remember there are baby stingrays and they do look like this
July 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would pet that dog.
Sweet Baby Jesus is definitely NOT on any list.
I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.
July 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus is definitely NOT on any list.
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this.
July 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this.
Sweet Baby Jesus says fuck cancer.
July 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus says fuck cancer.
It's been a rough day. Love you Dexy.
July 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's been a rough day. Love you Dexy.
Sweet Baby Jesus would absolutely do this.
Decided to have a beer for Biblical reasons.
July 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would absolutely do this.
Sweet Baby Jesus definitely remembered to turn the oven off.
jesus coming back from the dead but just to make sure He really turned the oven off
July 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus definitely remembered to turn the oven off.
These are NOT people that are friends of Sweet Baby Jesus.
July 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
These are NOT people that are friends of Sweet Baby Jesus.
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD pet that dog.
July 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD pet that dog.
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT answer that phone call .....well maybe?
buttdialling god during sex so he can hear his name over and over
July 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT answer that phone call .....well maybe?
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this.
ICE goons arrests migrant in the middle of a procedure in Ontario, California, during a medical appointment.
July 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus would NOT do this.
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD pet that dog.
July 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Sweet Baby Jesus WOULD pet that dog.